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QPR fans face moral dilemma over Chelsea game in Munich

Funny story: QPR fans face moral dilemma over Chelsea game in Munich

A football fan in Shepherd's Bush has been attacked by an angry mob after he was spotted strutting around West London in a Bayern Munich shirt. 'A huge crowd chased me, including members of the Anti-Nazi League. They tried to rip the shirt off my...

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Ryan Giggs to Play On for A Hundred More Years!

Ryan Giggs, the celebrated celebrity litigant and midfield maestro, has revealed to close friends and family that he wants to continue playing football until he is ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY! Giggs, a member of the much-vaunted Manchester United youth...

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Ferguson Rules Out Berbatov

Funny story: Ferguson Rules Out Berbatov

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has today ruled out striker Dimitar Berbatov. The news came as a shock to the room full of unscrupulous underhanded weasels with most viewing this as a step too far from the 69 year old Scot. Reporters...

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Gary Neville 'Not Coping Well' With Revelation That He's Really A Scouser

Funny story: Gary Neville 'Not Coping Well' With Revelation That He's Really A Scouser

Former Manchester United and England full back, Gary Neville, is apparently having a hard time dealing with the revelation by chubby TV presenter James Corden, that his great great great grandparents, or somebody, were actually born in Liverpool.

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Carlos Tevez blames Coronation Street for everything

Funny story: Carlos Tevez blames Coronation Street for everything

Carlos Tevez has blamed Coronation Street for his refusal to get off the bench against Bayern Munich. The Argentinian has told Roberto Mancini that he feels "bored and depressed" and has complained that his bum looks big. "I have turned into a...

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Gary Neville's Unofficial Autobiography - C*nts

Funny story: Gary Neville's Unofficial Autobiography - C*nts

It's the book the whole of football has been waiting for - one man's angry rants against everything from Sir Alex Ferguson to his pet goldfish, Busby. Exclusive to the Spoof are these excerpts from Gary Neville's unofficial autobiography 'Cunts'. On Sir Alex Ferguson 'I met Sir Alex before he was a Sir, just when he was plain old Alex Ferguson or 'the Gaffer' as I used to call him. He w...

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Scousers Shocked Rigid As Gary Neville Says Nice Things About Liverpool On Sky Sports

Funny story: Scousers Shocked Rigid As Gary Neville Says Nice Things About Liverpool On Sky Sports

Liverpool is a city in shock. Native Liverpudlians could be seen shaking their heads and mumbling to themselves as they went about their business this morning. It wasn't so much that King Kenny's lads had gone down to dat Lundun and dismantled the...

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Gary Neville calls Barcelona "a team of midgets"

Funny story: Gary Neville calls Barcelona "a team of midgets"

Politically incorrect TV pundit Gary Neville is back on the naughty step again. The outspoken ex footballer has called Barcelona "a team of midgets" The FA have received scores of complaints from short people with the hump. Spokesman Loft...

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Manchester United stars to be new Ant and Dec

Funny story: Manchester United stars to be new Ant and Dec

Ex Manchester United aces Gary and Phil Neville are to be the new Ant and Dec. The popular and charismatic footballers are being groomed to host 'I Am a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' A media PR spokesperson told reporters: "It is a winnin...

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Tempers Flare In Gary Neville Testimonial Match As Juventus Beat Man Utd

Funny story: Tempers Flare In Gary Neville Testimonial Match As Juventus Beat Man Utd

It was always going to be a tense affair at Old Trafford, probably beginning when Phil Neville described brother Gary as "a knob" to Sky Sports reporter, Jeff Stelling in a pre-match interview. Having shown up especially for the occasion, David Be...

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Carlos Tevez eats Gary Neville

Funny story: Carlos Tevez eats Gary Neville

Rumours are rife that Argentinian gourmet Carlos Tevez has eaten Manchester United full back Gary Neville. Tevez has put on 11 stone while injured, yet seemed a lot pacier than normal when he came off the bench in last night's game against Tottenh...

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Dimitar Berbatov To Stop Wearing White Chav Socks

Manchester United's Bulgarian £30 million signing from Tottenham, Dimitar Berbatov, has reportedly told friends that his white sock wearing days are over. According to sources, certain malevolent elements at White Hart Lane had told Berbatov that...

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Gary Neville fails to get the Sky Pundit Job, wants to return to United

Funny story: Gary Neville fails to get the Sky Pundit Job, wants to return to United

Gary Neville, the former Manchester United right back, has been knocked back from his application to get the vacancy at Sky Sports following the departure of Andy Grey and Richard Keys over the Sian Massey Affair. According to his agent, Mony Grab...

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Neville Calls It A Day Before He Really Embarasses Himself

Funny story: Neville Calls It A Day Before He Really Embarasses Himself

Gary Neville has finally done the decent thing and retired from top flight football. Speaking candidly on MUTV he issued the following statement. 'I'm packing in now because I realise I'm shite. I can't run anymore, in fact when I start to run,...

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Gary Neville is to spend more time with his family

Funny story: Gary Neville is to spend more time with his family

The big headline was that Gary Neville quit football completely at the age of thirty five having spent the past forty-two years playing for Manchester United. Most Manchester United fans were under the impression he had retired two years ago. "Was...

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Gary Neville's Body Retires From Football, Chin Vows To Carry On

In an unusual, but unsurprising move, Gary Neville's body has announced that it is to retire from Association Football - effective immediately. However in a separate shock press conference, his chin has vowed to carry on, and would even consider s...

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Manchester United Star Gary Neville Hangs Boots Up

Funny story: Manchester United Star Gary Neville Hangs Boots Up

Manchester United have announced in a statement on their website this morning that former captain Gary Neville has hung his boots up. Neville, 35, who has made a staggering 602 appearances for the Reds, decided to hang the boots up in the corner o...

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Ferguson spotted walking Neville!

Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has been photographed literally walking United veteran and former captain, Gary Neville. The Red Devils manager was spotted by onlookers walking Neville across an exclusive golf course in Cheshire, as if he...

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