The Football Association was reeling today when England fans presented a petition with 45 million signatures begging them not to allow the team to win the World Cup. It had been signed by men, women, children and in one case a Leicester pensioner's c...
After months of waiting, starving and going insane watching repeats of Eastenders, at last the English Premier League kicks into action once again!
Lineker has followed the bucks, which has left the Beeb having to search for a new sonny boy.
Legendary former England, Leicester and Barcelona striker Gary Lineker has had enough of hilarious Twitterers reminding him of the time he crapped himself on the pitch during a group stage match versus the Republic of Ireland at the 1990 World Cup in...
London 2012's opening ceremony is to be themed Wonder of Golden, organisers have revealed six months ahead of the Games.
The ceremony's artistic director, Danny Boyle, revealed the name at a press briefing alongside crisp salesman Gary Lineker.
The BBC today announced major changes to it's Match of the Day programme next season. The flagship show shown on Saturday nights will have a new pundit presenting it with the news that Paul the German octopus fresh from his success at predicting resu...
TV football pundit and former England international Gary Lineker been embroiled in allegations of having an affair with someone he has never seen. The lusty behaviour occurred last year while wife Danielle was having cosmetic surgery in Hungary.
Cheeky funnyman comedic cockney actor James Corden, who starred in 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' with that bloke off the Catherine Tate show, last night denied emphatically that he wanted to fight BBC presenter and ex-golden boot winner Gary Lineker. In...
After taking just 24 hours to get from Tenerife to the BBC studios in London without flying, Gary Lineker has been penned in to take the role as the next Dr Who when everyone gets bored of the current Timelord, Matt Smith.
There are rumours Lineke...
Gary Lineker has sparked fresh controversy by stating that all premiership footballers, with the possible exception of Manchester United's Paul Scholes, were egocentric philistines who had no understanding or appreciation of the finer things in life.
BBC anchorman and former darling of England and Leicester City, Gary Lineker, is today facing up to his biggest challenge yet. Bigger even than when he used to be shit at presenting and it looked as if he wouldn't last 2 minutes at the Beeb.
Beaten European Ryder Cup golfer Lee Westwood, complained bitterly today about the ungentlemanly conduct of the galleries at the Valhalla course, and described US team captain Paul Azinger as a "wanker".
Westwood, from Sheffield, was speaking afte...
The popular kiddies' packaged snack, Cheesey Puffs, have today come under attack from the Politically Correct brigade.
Gary Lineker, the BBC golf host and ex-Leicester City player, has been arrested at his home after an incident in Sunday's Stoke City/Leicester City game, when a kitchen sink was thrown onto the pitch.
Gary Lineker, the ex-Leicester City, Everton, Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer, has had his Bus Driver's Licence revoked, after he was involved in an accident with a bridge.
Former England hero Gary Lineker appeared on celebrity chef Gordon Ramsays' the "F Word" last week to show whether or not his culinary talents were as good as his penalty box skills.
England football manager Steve McClanger was "over the moon" this morning after his team systematically dismantled Estonia in their Euro 2008 qualifier in Tallinn.
BBC1's Match of the Day programme had a very different look this week when presenter Gary Lineker unveiled his new persona after having recently undergone a sex change.
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