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English Premier League kicks off with a hangover!

Funny story: English Premier League kicks off with a hangover!

After months of waiting, starving and going insane watching repeats of Eastenders, at last the English Premier League kicks into action once again! Lineker has followed the bucks, which has left the Beeb having to search for a new sonny boy. T...

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Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls

Funny story: Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls

Legendary former England, Leicester and Barcelona striker Gary Lineker has had enough of hilarious Twitterers reminding him of the time he crapped himself on the pitch during a group stage match versus the Republic of Ireland at the 1990 World Cup in...

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London 2012: Olympic Opening Ceremony name revealed by director Danny Boyle

Funny story: London 2012: Olympic Opening Ceremony name revealed by director Danny Boyle

London 2012's opening ceremony is to be themed Wonder of Golden, organisers have revealed six months ahead of the Games. The ceremony's artistic director, Danny Boyle, revealed the name at a press briefing alongside crisp salesman Gary Lineker.

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Lineker To Be Replaced by Octopus

Funny story: Lineker To Be Replaced by Octopus

The BBC today announced major changes to it's Match of the Day programme next season. The flagship show shown on Saturday nights will have a new pundit presenting it with the news that Paul the German octopus fresh from his success at predicting resu...

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Gary goes ga-ga for CB'er

Funny story: Gary goes ga-ga for CB'er

TV football pundit and former England international Gary Lineker been embroiled in allegations of having an affair with someone he has never seen. The lusty behaviour occurred last year while wife Danielle was having cosmetic surgery in Hungary.

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James Corden Refuses To Fight Gary Lineker In A Cage

Funny story: James Corden Refuses To Fight Gary Lineker In A Cage

Cheeky funnyman comedic cockney actor James Corden, who starred in 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' with that bloke off the Catherine Tate show, last night denied emphatically that he wanted to fight BBC presenter and ex-golden boot winner Gary Lineker. In...

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Gary Lineker tipped to be the next Dr Who

Funny story: Gary Lineker tipped to be the next Dr Who

After taking just 24 hours to get from Tenerife to the BBC studios in London without flying, Gary Lineker has been penned in to take the role as the next Dr Who when everyone gets bored of the current Timelord, Matt Smith. There are rumours Lineke...

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Match of the Day row over Lineker Gaff

Funny story: Match of the Day row over Lineker Gaff

Gary Lineker has sparked fresh controversy by stating that all premiership footballers, with the possible exception of Manchester United's Paul Scholes, were egocentric philistines who had no understanding or appreciation of the finer things in life.

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My Crisps Hell - Lineker Comes Clean

Funny story: My Crisps Hell - Lineker Comes Clean

BBC anchorman and former darling of England and Leicester City, Gary Lineker, is today facing up to his biggest challenge yet. Bigger even than when he used to be shit at presenting and it looked as if he wouldn't last 2 minutes at the Beeb. In th...

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Lee Westwood Calls American Ryder Cup Captain Paul Azinger A "Wanker"

Funny story: Lee Westwood Calls American Ryder Cup Captain Paul Azinger A "Wanker"

Beaten European Ryder Cup golfer Lee Westwood, complained bitterly today about the ungentlemanly conduct of the galleries at the Valhalla course, and described US team captain Paul Azinger as a "wanker". Westwood, from Sheffield, was speaking afte...

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Cheese Puffs targeted in new Political Correctness storm

Funny story: Cheese Puffs targeted in new Political Correctness storm

The popular kiddies' packaged snack, Cheesey Puffs, have today come under attack from the Politically Correct brigade.

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Gary Lineker Arrested After Kitchen Sink Thrown At Stoke v. Leicester Game

Funny story: Gary Lineker Arrested After Kitchen Sink Thrown At Stoke v. Leicester Game

Gary Lineker, the BBC golf host and ex-Leicester City player, has been arrested at his home after an incident in Sunday's Stoke City/Leicester City game, when a kitchen sink was thrown onto the pitch.

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Gary Lineker Has His Bus Driver's Licence Revoked

Funny story: Gary Lineker Has His Bus Driver's Licence Revoked

Gary Lineker, the ex-Leicester City, Everton, Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer, has had his Bus Driver's Licence revoked, after he was involved in an accident with a bridge.

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Lineker fails to score with cook Ramsay

Former England hero Gary Lineker appeared on celebrity chef Gordon Ramsays' the "F Word" last week to show whether or not his culinary talents were as good as his penalty box skills.

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England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

Funny story: England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England football manager Steve McClanger was "over the moon" this morning after his team systematically dismantled Estonia in their Euro 2008 qualifier in Tallinn.

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Match of the Day's Gary Lineker In Sex Change Surprise

Funny story: Match of the Day's Gary Lineker In Sex Change Surprise

BBC1's Match of the Day programme had a very different look this week when presenter Gary Lineker unveiled his new persona after having recently undergone a sex change.

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