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Funny story: Trump's Having Trouble Finding a Band to Play for His Inauguration

Trump's Having Trouble Finding a Band to Play for His Inauguration

Washington, DC Donald Trump, President-Elect of the U.S., has put out a shout-out for a band to play for his Inaugural Ball. After being refused by the Beach Boys, Barry Manilow, Warrant, the 1910 Fruitgum Company, F Street Blues Band, a Scientology...
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Funny story: Jimmy Savile Fan Club Ends as Last Member's Membership Lapses

Jimmy Savile Fan Club Ends as Last Member's Membership Lapses

London, England The Jimmy Savile Fan Club, which once boasted thousands of members, including celebrities such as Penn State football coach Jerry Ferguson, former New York Giants player Lawrence Taylor, Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle, Woody Allen,...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter accused of "possessing Gary Glitter records"

Gary Glitter accused of "possessing Gary Glitter records"

Shamed entertainer and glam rock star Gary Glitter faces new charges at London's Old Bailey today accused of possessing Gary Glitter records and conspiracy to record a new album. Mr. Glitter, which I suspect may be a stage name, is understood to...
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Funny story: Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!

Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!

The Jimmy Savile Inquiry into paedophilia that has been ongoing since October 2012 has been officially closed. Sir Winston Pike conducting the inquiry said that the case has been officially closed from lack of reliable evidence. "After due consul...
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Funny story: Lucky Butterflies - Reprise for Glitter's Future Victims

Lucky Butterflies - Reprise for Glitter's Future Victims

Poor old Garry Glitter is sadly selling the house he recently purchased in Rotherham, mainly to pay for his prison comforts. In one of his last interviews in 2014, Garry stated he was going to retire to Rotherham and pursue his life long passion of b...
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Funny story: BBC Shelves Top Of The Pops

BBC Shelves Top Of The Pops

Due to the amount of t.o.t.p presenters who have now been in trouble with the law, the b.b.c have finally held their hands up and admitted it's time to axe all Top of the Pops repeats on b.b.c.4 + any future planned events. The list of crimes include...
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Funny story: Police closing in on Jimmy Savile

Police closing in on Jimmy Savile

Police investigating mounting sex abuse claims against the former radio DJ and tv presenter Jimmy Savile believe they are ready to make an arrest in the next 24 hours. Since a documentary on ITV at the beginning of October, hundreds of allegations...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter admits where he has been hiding

Gary Glitter admits where he has been hiding

Paul Gadd, also known as Gary Glitter, has been forced to reveal in court where he has been hiding for the past few years. "We were very surprised to discover that Paul has been hiding out in a camp site near Oldham living as a woman," said solici...
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Funny story: Joey Barton Twitter attack on Gary Glitter

Joey Barton Twitter attack on Gary Glitter

A war of tweets has broken out after Joey Barton claimed a Twitter account belonging to pop paedophile Gary Glitter should be given a red card. @Joey7Barton called Gary Glitter a #wrongun and a #diddlediddler and said that the unverified account w...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter upsets English Christians

Gary Glitter upsets English Christians

Controversial Glam Rock pop singer Gary Glitter outraged many English Christians today by declaring that he was in love with euthanasia and wished that it was legal in Finland. Soon after making that statement a large crowd of English Christian a...
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Funny story: 'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich

'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich

Minnesota - Wannabe Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was showered with 'gay' glitter during a barnstorming book signing session today. Gingrich and his wife Callista (Flockheart? Nah! That's Harrison Ford's little bundle of bulimia.
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Funny story: Further update on the "Shoolboy-in-a-skirt-gate" affair

Further update on the "Shoolboy-in-a-skirt-gate" affair

As the now nationwide arguments rage on in schools as to whether boys should wear long trousers, shorts or skirts, well known former pop singer Gary Glitter has thrown his weight - and there is now a fair bit of that - into the affair. For those u...
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Funny story: Glitter in pole-position to land Vanilla job

Glitter in pole-position to land Vanilla job

Ski Sources can exclusively reveal today that Gary Glitter is the latest bookie's favourite to succeed Houligan at brummy-based outfit, Aston Vanilla. Flop Houligan, has been exposed to the media recently and controversy occurred after a training...
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Funny story: George Michael Given Another Ten Years After Reports That He Swerved To Avoid Hitting Gary Glitter

George Michael Given Another Ten Years After Reports That He Swerved To Avoid Hitting Gary Glitter

Rumours just in seem to suggest that George Michael, the former Wham! singer and alleged out of control weed gardener has been sentenced by the Court Of Star Chamber to an additional ten years on top of his existing sentence. After rumours (unfoun...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter becomes a "born again sheep - shagger"!

Gary Glitter becomes a "born again sheep - shagger"!

After years of following a career as a "dirty old man" Gary Glitter has seen the light at last and become a born again "sheep-shagger"! Hounded by the press and banned from many countries after pursuing his ex-love, female children in Asian countr...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter wants to become a Scientologist

Gary Glitter wants to become a Scientologist

In an attempt to rebuild his public image, notorious paedophile Gary Glitter, real name Paul Francis Gadd, wants to join The Church of Scientology. Glitter, has been intrested in the wacky alien based religion for a while and has been reading ab...
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Funny story: Katie Price and Alex Reid regret decision to get married by a Gary Glitter look-a-like

Katie Price and Alex Reid regret decision to get married by a Gary Glitter look-a-like

Old Tango tits and her tango tit have discovered today that they are not actually legally married. The Reverend Mose Henney did not have a proper licence at the time of the ceremony after previously being forced to resign amidst allegations of imp...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods, John Edwards & Gary Glitter Form New Male Consultancy Firm: SEXMasters, LLC

Tiger Woods, John Edwards & Gary Glitter Form New Male Consultancy Firm: SEXMasters, LLC

The new firm, SEXMasters, LLC with Senator John Edwards leading the way, will specialize in providing familial shuck and jive lines, stealth travel and communication technologies as well as DNA Denial Defenses to married men, committed sports figures...
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