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Funny story: Police closing in on Jimmy Savile

Police closing in on Jimmy Savile

Police investigating mounting sex abuse claims against the former radio DJ and tv presenter Jimmy Savile believe they are ready to make an arrest in the next 24 hours. Since a documentary on ITV at the beginning of October, hundreds of allegations...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter admits where he has been hiding

Gary Glitter admits where he has been hiding

Paul Gadd, also known as Gary Glitter, has been forced to reveal in court where he has been hiding for the past few years. "We were very surprised to discover that Paul has been hiding out in a camp site near Oldham living as a woman," said solici...
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Funny story: Joey Barton Twitter attack on Gary Glitter

Joey Barton Twitter attack on Gary Glitter

A war of tweets has broken out after Joey Barton claimed a Twitter account belonging to pop paedophile Gary Glitter should be given a red card. @Joey7Barton called Gary Glitter a #wrongun and a #diddlediddler and said that the unverified account w...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter upsets English Christians

Gary Glitter upsets English Christians

Controversial Glam Rock pop singer Gary Glitter outraged many English Christians today by declaring that he was in love with euthanasia and wished that it was legal in Finland. Soon after making that statement a large crowd of English Christian a...
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Funny story: 'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich

'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich

Minnesota - Wannabe Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was showered with 'gay' glitter during a barnstorming book signing session today. Gingrich and his wife Callista (Flockheart? Nah! That's Harrison Ford's little bundle of bulimia.
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Funny story: Further update on the "Shoolboy-in-a-skirt-gate" affair

Further update on the "Shoolboy-in-a-skirt-gate" affair

As the now nationwide arguments rage on in schools as to whether boys should wear long trousers, shorts or skirts, well known former pop singer Gary Glitter has thrown his weight - and there is now a fair bit of that - into the affair. For those u...
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Funny story: Glitter in pole-position to land Vanilla job

Glitter in pole-position to land Vanilla job

Ski Sources can exclusively reveal today that Gary Glitter is the latest bookie's favourite to succeed Houligan at brummy-based outfit, Aston Vanilla. Flop Houligan, has been exposed to the media recently and controversy occurred after a training...
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Funny story: George Michael Given Another Ten Years After Reports That He Swerved To Avoid Hitting Gary Glitter

George Michael Given Another Ten Years After Reports That He Swerved To Avoid Hitting Gary Glitter

Rumours just in seem to suggest that George Michael, the former Wham! singer and alleged out of control weed gardener has been sentenced by the Court Of Star Chamber to an additional ten years on top of his existing sentence. After rumours (unfoun...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter becomes a "born again sheep - shagger"!

Gary Glitter becomes a "born again sheep - shagger"!

After years of following a career as a "dirty old man" Gary Glitter has seen the light at last and become a born again "sheep-shagger"! Hounded by the press and banned from many countries after pursuing his ex-love, female children in Asian countr...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter wants to become a Scientologist

Gary Glitter wants to become a Scientologist

In an attempt to rebuild his public image, notorious paedophile Gary Glitter, real name Paul Francis Gadd, wants to join The Church of Scientology. Glitter, has been intrested in the wacky alien based religion for a while and has been reading ab...
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Funny story: Katie Price and Alex Reid regret decision to get married by a Gary Glitter look-a-like

Katie Price and Alex Reid regret decision to get married by a Gary Glitter look-a-like

Old Tango tits and her tango tit have discovered today that they are not actually legally married. The Reverend Mose Henney did not have a proper licence at the time of the ceremony after previously being forced to resign amidst allegations of imp...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods, John Edwards & Gary Glitter Form New Male Consultancy Firm: SEXMasters, LLC

Tiger Woods, John Edwards & Gary Glitter Form New Male Consultancy Firm: SEXMasters, LLC

The new firm, SEXMasters, LLC with Senator John Edwards leading the way, will specialize in providing familial shuck and jive lines, stealth travel and communication technologies as well as DNA Denial Defenses to married men, committed sports figures...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter to Open Day Nursery

Gary Glitter to Open Day Nursery

Gary Glitter is set to make a spectacular comeback into public life - by opening a children's nursery. From his secluded mansion in the hilltops overlooking the town Glitter (real name Paul Madd) said "I stare out of my window looking at the chil...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter Dead Again.

Gary Glitter Dead Again.

Shamed Glam Rock pervert Gary Glitter was found dead again last night. Postmortem results have confirmed that this time Gadd, real name Paul Michael Gadd, wasn't hung in a fictional TV drama, but was in fact a victim of food poisoning. A spokesper...
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Funny story: Scott Tracey And Troy Tempest Revealed To Be The Same Puppet

Scott Tracey And Troy Tempest Revealed To Be The Same Puppet

The Gerry Anderson organisation finally came clean today, and announced that Scott Tracey, out of Thunderbirds, and Troy Tempest, out of Stingray, who was always after shagging aqua Marina, were in fact, one and the same puppet. A spokesman for 'T...
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Funny story: Horror: Man Caught Humming Gary Glitter Song

Horror: Man Caught Humming Gary Glitter Song

An Oxfordshire man in his thirties has been unexpectedly caught humming a Gary Glitter tune. The incident occurred at around 8:30 this morning as he was travelling to work in his motor car. Edward Leighton, 36, was driving along the A40 towards...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter & other Paedo-Celebrities to act as replacement Tribute act at Jackson London Gigs

Gary Glitter & other Paedo-Celebrities to act as replacement Tribute act at Jackson London Gigs

The 50-date London tour places left vacant by the sudden death of pop superstar Micheal Jackson are to be filled by a lineup of celebrities instead. Promoters AEG had been shitting their trousers at the prospect of losing t on all that easy cash s...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter Tracked Down By Tabloids

Gary Glitter Tracked Down By Tabloids

Disgraced former glam-rocker turned convicted paedophile, Gary Glitter has been tracked down to a London hideaway by a tabloid newspaper. Glitter, who will be 113 next week has reportedly taken to disguising himself in the manner of perfectly resp...
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