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Funny story: Gary Coleman's Will Leaves Everything To 2 Foot 8 Inch Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me

Gary Coleman's Will Leaves Everything To 2 Foot 8 Inch Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me

SANTA MONICA, California - The attorney who is representing Gary Coleman's estate has stated that the diminutive actor stipulated in his will that everything of his go to Verne Troyer, the motion picture actor known as Mini-Me. Coleman and Troyer,...
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Funny story: Gary Coleman was Mr T's secret love-child

Gary Coleman was Mr T's secret love-child

Following the sad departure of televisions diminutive funny man, Gary Coleman, earlier this year, it has since been revealed that his real father and mother were also in the celebrity spotlight. Due to the high profile nature of his parents, it wa...
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Funny story: 7'6" Manute Bol Trips Over Gary Coleman in Heaven: Coleman on Afterlife Support.

7'6" Manute Bol Trips Over Gary Coleman in Heaven: Coleman on Afterlife Support.

Ex-wife Shannon Price: "Does that mean I get two Wills' worth of toy trains?" Manute Bol, the former incredibly huge man who the Sixers used to park in front of the basket, with express instructions to "swat away the orange ball", experiences two...
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Funny story: Gary Coleman's Scummy Ex-wife Gets Even Scummier: Coleman Did Not Want to Have the Plug Pulled!

Gary Coleman's Scummy Ex-wife Gets Even Scummier: Coleman Did Not Want to Have the Plug Pulled!

President Obama: "I can't WAIT for this dips-it to get indicted, allegedly." - Super scummy sleaze monster Shannon Price - whose parents CNN has reported are Molly Ringwald and 1977 Kentucky Derby Winner Seattle Slew -- has lowered the bar yet again.
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Funny story: Handwritten Codicil to Gary Coleman's Will Filed by Succubus Shannon Price

Handwritten Codicil to Gary Coleman's Will Filed by Succubus Shannon Price

The Hideousness That Is Gary Coleman's ex-wife Strikes Again. The single most evil human being on the planet, in my opinion, Gary Coleman's ex-wife Shannon Price just filed legal documents claiming she has the right to be appointed administrator of G...
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Funny story: Gary Coleman Death Photos Emerge; Ex-wife Poses With Star's Body

Gary Coleman Death Photos Emerge; Ex-wife Poses With Star's Body

Further proving that she must be the Antichrist, Ginger-headed leech Shannon Price is seen POSING with the dead star in photos that she sold to the Globe magazine. Coleman is seen in the pictures looking horribly disfigured, with tubes going in an...
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Funny story: Gary Coleman's 1999 Will Filed in Utah Court: Ex-wife Tries to Sell It.

Gary Coleman's 1999 Will Filed in Utah Court: Ex-wife Tries to Sell It.

Gary Coleman 's 1999 will names a friend and, apparently, the world's worst manager Dion Mial as executor of the late child star 's estate and specifies that he wanted to be cremated, according to documents filed Tuesday in state court in Utah. Co...
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Funny story: Stripper Bubbles LaRue Inherits Gary Coleman's Estate

Stripper Bubbles LaRue Inherits Gary Coleman's Estate

Provo, Utah - A Utah attorney has come forward and claimed that Gary Coleman had a will naming an old friend as executor of his estate, meaning his parents don't have a say in how his body or his estate will be disposed of. Coleman had the will dr...
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Funny story: A Stroke of Bad Luck for Garry Coleman

A Stroke of Bad Luck for Garry Coleman

Gary Coleman by age 11 had skyrocketed to become TV's brightest little star, though never really could land on solid footing when he died after having sustained a very different kind of stoke to his skull after 'assisted' free-falling down a flight o...
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Funny story: Gary Coleman's body to remain in fridge with condiments

Gary Coleman's body to remain in fridge with condiments

Gary Coleman dainty little corpse will continue to be stored next to the potato salad in a Utah fridge, because his funeral has been put on hold due to a family feud. Gary's ex-wife Shannon Price , the woman who continues to victimize Coleman even...
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Funny story: Gary Coleman's Ex: She's not just smart, she's K-Mart smart.

Gary Coleman's Ex: She's not just smart, she's K-Mart smart.

Gary Coleman's moronic ex-wife, Shannon Price, says she pulled the plug on his life support to avoid "a Muhammad Ali situation" In an interview with TMZ shot the day after he died, the red-headed dimwit explained how a brain hemmorhage would've t...
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Funny story: Gary Coleman Signed Power of Attorney After Head Injury

Gary Coleman Signed Power of Attorney After Head Injury

Traditional news media is getting it wrong. No big shock. As every TV and radio news reader has stated, Gary Coleman gave his ex-wife Shannon Price permission to make medical choices for him -including life or death- according to the Utah hospital...
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Funny story: Gary Coleman Police Report -- 'Little to be Suspicious About'

Gary Coleman Police Report -- 'Little to be Suspicious About'

The police officer who responded to Gary Coleman's home on the day he was hospitalized claims he observed "little to be suspicious about" about the scene at the actor's diminutive home, according to the police report. In the report, Officer Mike...
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Funny story: More Sh*tty Celebrity Tweets about Gary Coleman.

More Sh*tty Celebrity Tweets about Gary Coleman.

Celebrities make it all about themselves, Tweeting about the death of an actor they wouldn't be seen with. Below are actual Tweets. Blink-182 bassist Mark Hoppus tweeted: "I hope that in heaven Gary Coleman finds the peace that eluded him on Earth, and finally discovers what Willis was talking about." Janet Jackson, former Diff'rent Strokes co-star: "I'm at a loss for words upon learning of...
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Funny story: In Memory of Gary Coleman: Stupid Sh*t Tweeted by Celebs

In Memory of Gary Coleman: Stupid Sh*t Tweeted by Celebs

Celebrities who wouldn't have taken Gary Coleman's call a week ago say stupid s--t via Twitter. Charlotte Rae, Mrs. Garrett on Diff'rent Strokes: "Gary was so loving, so charming … He was the big star of the show. He was the reason the show was a hit." Steve Gabriel, producer of Avenue Q, a Broadway Musical puppet show that spoofs Gary Coleman: "On behalf of the Avenue Q family, we feel thi...
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Funny story: Diff'rent Strokes Reruns Are Now On Cable 24/7

Diff'rent Strokes Reruns Are Now On Cable 24/7

LOS ANGELES - The Shortcake Production Company which owns the rights to the television sit-com Diff'rent Strokes starring Gary Coleman has just announced to the entertainment media that the old comedy show is being shown throughout the world 24/7.
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Funny story: Diff'rent Stripes Star Coleman's Final Stroke of Bad Luck

Diff'rent Stripes Star Coleman's Final Stroke of Bad Luck

Garry Coleman, 42, star of controversial US comedy Diff'rent Stripes - in which a rich Georgia Cotton-growing family adopt the black children of their former she-slave Beulah May (who has become a New Orleans burlesque star) - has died in a hospital...
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Funny story: "The Gooch" Charged With Murder of Gary Coleman

"The Gooch" Charged With Murder of Gary Coleman

Police in Utah have announced that they are holding The Gooch in connection with the sudden, yet somehow merciful death of former miniature train-wreck Gary Coleman. Coleman, 42, died Friday at a Utah hospital from a brain hemorrhage initially bel...
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