New England boss Roy Hodgson today proved himself to be the joker in the pack when announcing that he had 'merked' Rio Ferdinand by not calling him up as a replacement for injured Gary Cahill.
Cahill picked up a jaw injury in the 1-0 win over Belg...
Roy Hodgson was left reeling last night after the fourth withdrawal to his Euro 2012 squad.
Gary Cahill, with a broken jaw from saturdays 1-0 win over Belgium, joins midfielders Frank Lampard (thigh), Gareth Barry (abdomen) and goalkeeper John Rud...
Chelsea have lodged a "substantial" bid for the defunct Battersea power station as injuries and suspensions continue to decimate the heart of their defence.
Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck revealed that the situation was increasingly becoming unsolvab...
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