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Couple In Dismay After Discovering Fancy Italian Restaurant Does Not Have Endless Garlic Bread

Local couple Rob McLaughlin and Janet Edwards are celebrating their one year anniversary at Giorgio's, a high-end italian restaurant, and have just been informed by the server there is no endless garlic bread. Rob and Janet, after being seated for...

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"Go easy on the Garlic!"

Funny story: "Go easy on the Garlic!"

Labour Party leader and failed experiment, Little Eddie Milipeed, has reputedly offered to 'bury the hatchet with elder sibling, the slathering eye-piercing David 'Renfield' Milipeed. Seemingly, Dave, who vanished from the political scene after th...

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Felix Baungartner's record broken less than a week after he risked his life - by scouts

Funny story: Felix Baungartner's record broken less than a week after he risked his life - by scouts

The seventeenth and three-quarter scout troop of Fleetwood, a tram stop in Blackpool, have beaten Felix Baungartner's death defying leap from a balloon 120,000 feet up in the air. "We applied a little bit of maths," said scout troupe leader, Arthu...

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Scouts launch the Bear Grylls Enterprise Badge

Funny story: Scouts launch the Bear Grylls Enterprise Badge

With the news that Bear Grylls is using his position as head scout to make as much money as he can for himself before he is stripped of the title, the Scout movement have decided that this is actually a good enterprise for the Scouts to get involved...

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Isle of Wight News - Garlic Festival's latest event

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Garlic Festival's latest event

The world famous Isle of Wight Garlic Festival is looking for the country's Garlicks to come forward and be recognised. "We've been running the Garlic Festival for something like fifteen hundred years," said event organiser, Carl Garlick. "We felt...

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Scouts burn down forest with Olympic Torch

Funny story: Scouts burn down forest with Olympic Torch

Scouts from the 3.17th Fylde Troop near Blackpool were given the honour of passing the torch through Lytham St Annes, a stretch of thirty miles that took it through the historic Halfbaked Woods. Each of the thirty strong team of scouts carried the...

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Chelsea COULD well win Premiership according to small print in EPL rules book

Funny story: Chelsea COULD well win Premiership according to small print in EPL rules book

Chelsea, it appears, COULD still win the Premiership, according to a little know rule in the EPL rules book. Apparently, if a team fails to turn up for the game they forfeit 12 points. This could be the break Chelsea needs. Although this has ne...

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Slovakian cannibal changed his mind because his Swiss victim stunk of garlic!

Funny story: Slovakian cannibal changed his mind because his Swiss victim stunk of garlic!

A Slovakian cannibal who advertised for a victim to be eaten over the internet changed his mind as his victim, a Swiss Nutter, turned up stinking of garlic. Most cannibals like their meat fresh, tender and without any spices or herbs attached, but...

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Shortage of Garlic on Isle of Wight Leaves Some Residents Frightened

Funny story: Shortage of Garlic on Isle of Wight Leaves Some Residents Frightened

Global warming seems to be affecting many parts of the world with record floods, cold snaps, snow storms and even heat waves. These climactic changes are wreaking havoc on some of the world's agricultural crops and garlic is no exception. Garlic i...

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Shock: Tragedy Strikes At Isle Of Wight Garlic Festival

Funny story: Shock: Tragedy Strikes At Isle Of Wight Garlic Festival

Tragedy struck at this years annual Isle Of Wight Garlic Festival. The festival, which has been running for over 25 years, is a mixture of food, entertainment and fun. Attracting larger and larger crowds each year, the organiser's have had their w...

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Cure for homosexuality found!

Funny story: Cure for homosexuality found!

SALEM'S LOT, Maine - Researchers looking through recently released journals of famed sexual therapy team Masters and Johnson have discovered that in spite of the naysayers, they really did come up with a cure for homosexuality. Their studies had...

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Habaneroman shuts down The Garlic Press

Funny story: Habaneroman shuts down The Garlic Press

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - "Somebody had to do it," says Habaneroman, editor for TheSpoof.com. He says the Top-10,000,000 Internet site is one of the World's Best Spoof News Sources, and he intends to keep it that way. The caliente columnist says he sta...

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Corrupt Bastards Force Feed Cows Garlic

Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Force Feed Cows Garlic

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - UK - When the Corrupt Bastards Club found out about cows producing enough methane to create 3% of Britain's greenhouse gases, VECO called in Lord Browne to investigate. Fearing that they might lose a percentage of the mark...

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Garlic - Cure for Aids?

Funny story: Garlic - Cure for Aids?

Santosh-nagar (Bum-Bay): After years of research and much hard work, the Indian AIDS (Acquired Intestinal Disorder Syndrome) Ass-ociation (IAA) has approved a much widely used "medicine" as the cure for AIDS.

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"French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

Funny story: "French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

A new train in France has broken the World Land Speed record previously held by recently-dead BBC Top Gear nutcase, Richard Hamster.

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