England's managerial waterboy, Gareth Southgate, has sensationally admitted that "some if not all" of his current squad don't deserve to be there!
England are scheduled to play Slovenia tonight and Gareth is obviously worried about the threat the...
Out-of-favour Manchester City forward Roque Santa Cruz, 30, wants to remain in the north west as he seeks new club.
Gareth Southgate turned down the chance to become the FA's technical director over concerns about the job description during lengthy negotiations.
Apparently he was NOT allowed to eat pizza in his lunch-hour.
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