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Snoop Dogg releases his own Garden Weed Killer

Funny story: Snoop Dogg releases his own Garden Weed Killer

Famous Rapper, Snoop Dogg releases his own spray which gets rid of the weed you find at the bottom of your garden and not in your child's bedroom. Entitled "Snoop Dogg's Wizzle Sprizzle". The rapper definitely has his green thumb and due to poor r...

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Medical Marijuana to be Grown in White House Garden this Year

Funny story: Medical Marijuana to be Grown in White House Garden this Year

It is the first week of February, and for Michelle Obama, this means it is time to start planning the White House organic garden. While the garden will again contain a variety of fruits and vegetables as well as a few ornamental flowers, a new additi...

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Shock: Woman Collapses After Seeing Husband In Shed

Funny story: Shock: Woman Collapses After Seeing Husband In Shed

Mary Partridge, 48, of Elm Court, Wellingborough, collapsed outside her home last night, in a 'terrible state' say witnesses. The shock occurred when Mrs Partridge had gone into her back garden to locate the whereabouts of her husband, Stanley.

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Adam And Eve Say God Never Returned Security Deposit When He Evicted Them From Eden

Funny story: Adam And Eve Say God Never Returned Security Deposit When He Evicted Them From Eden

Adam and Eve have taked God to small claims court. The pair contend that our Heavenly Father never returned their security deposit when he evicted them from Eden for eating from his fruit tree. "That's six hundred big ones that he kept and didn't...

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What The Duck?

Funny story: What The Duck?

Conservative MP for Gosport, Sir Peter Viggers has become the latest victim of the MP 'snouts in the trough' expenses scandal following revelations that he claimed thousands of pounds of taxpayers money for the garden at his Stubbington home. Outr...

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Let the grass grow

Funny story: Let the grass grow

Scientists at the South West Welsh University (South West Wales) have discovered why it rains more at the weekend. "As a multitude of home sapiens are cognisant of," Dr. Christopher Verbose (MBE, MSC, BScH, Phd, SCISP) said, "Precipitation has a c...

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Top Ten Reasons God Created Eve

Funny story: Top Ten Reasons God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.

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The Cat that ate Jeremy Kyle - My side

Funny story: The Cat that ate Jeremy Kyle - My side

I am just a normal Moggie. I have done nothing to deserve the fame and recognition I get. I go out to all the hot-spots, the bottom of the garden, the end of the road, the Litter tray, it is a new club that is always shutting down and then opening somewhere else completely different.

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10 Things to do with a Bishop

1) Keep it in your garden to prevent the ingress of Jehovah's Witnesses, wandering minstrels, excommunicated heretics, Mormons and stray domestic fowls (this is not a suitable use of a wandering bishop, who will tend to stray from his post, though auxiliary and retired bishops will be content to stand in your garden).

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Barnsley Man Attacked By Ladybirds

Funny story: Barnsley Man Attacked By Ladybirds

The unseasonal hot weather in April yesterday turned a pleasant afternoon working in the garden into a nightmare scenario that nearly cost him his life, for odd-job man Stan M. Bellish of Barnsley, South Yorkshire.

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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