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Funny story:  Police May Use Military Conscious Spray (U-24)  on Criminals

Police May Use Military Conscious Spray (U-24) on Criminals

New York City has asked authorities in Washington DC about the use of U-24 spray used by our military. This spray would certainly result in fewer deaths and injuries so why can't it be used on criminals or to disrupt crowds, NYC cops wish to know.
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Funny story:  Phil Spector thinks he is playing Al Pacino in California State Prison Movie

Phil Spector thinks he is playing Al Pacino in California State Prison Movie

Phil Spector, the musical genius behind hundreds of popular songs was only pursuaded to go to Gaol because he was tricked into thinking he was playing Al Pacino in "The Godfather", a cellmate said this morning. Phil, in reality serving 19 to life...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga goes to war against Los Zetas

Lady Gaga goes to war against Los Zetas

The singer Lady Gaga has announced that she is at war with Los Zetas, the drug cartel in Mexico. She went to fight in the front lines of the border battle against the most dangerous drug gang in the world. It's being reported that Lady Gaga used...
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Funny story:  Detroit's Toe Tag Gang Declares Bankruptcy

Detroit's Toe Tag Gang Declares Bankruptcy

It's not often that you hear of a Gang declaring bankruptcy but the once extremely vicious Toe Tag Gang of Detroit has filed today. "We used to control the funeral homes and Crematoriums all over the city", says ex-gang member Joe Mackerel. But t...
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Funny story:  Family Members Shocked After Child Shot in Gang Territory at 4am

Family Members Shocked After Child Shot in Gang Territory at 4am

CHICAGO - A Chicago family is mourning the loss of their son, who was stunningly killed when his mother let him play outside in their gang-dominated neighborhood at 4 in the morning Tuesday. Jemichael Stevens was shot and killed as he screamed at...
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Funny story:  Viennese gang wars claim another victim

Viennese gang wars claim another victim

A promising young musician has been brutally murdered in a Viennese suburb today in an apparent gangland attack. It is believed to be revenge for a murder earlier this month, and is the latest in the city's deadly opera gang wars. For years, Vienn...
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Funny story:  Crab Gang Leader Isn't So Tough After Molting

Crab Gang Leader Isn't So Tough After Molting

Blue Point crab, Bruno Pinchaletta, was the meanest, biggest, baddest , mother fucker that ever squirted sideways in the brackish waters of the southern Chesapeake bay. The super jumbo sized crustacean ran the biggest pinching racket on the US's east coast outside of the White House's Secret Service pinching the local scenery in Columbia. Unlike the Secret Service, Bruno's gang did much more t...
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Funny story:  The Zeta drug cartel strike with lethal vengeance

The Zeta drug cartel strike with lethal vengeance

The Zeta drug cartel is taking responsibility for the lethal attack on a California pastor who died Tuesday after a battle with necotizing fasciitis- commonly referred to as "flesh-eating bacteria." Mitt Romney said he has no plans on interfearing...
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Funny story:  Reggie Kray Honeymoon Photos Surface At  Auction

Reggie Kray Honeymoon Photos Surface At Auction

Previously unseen photographs of Reggie Kray's honeymoon have surfaced at an East London auction house. Speculation is rife that the lot of three snaps could achieve a price of £8.50 plus VAT and postage & packing. Eric Nonce, managing directo...
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Funny story:  Ashley Olsen becomes member of LA gang

Ashley Olsen becomes member of LA gang

Ashley Olsen is now an official member of the prestigious Clanton 14 street gang from Los Angeles. She has a new job as an Ambassador for the oldest street gang in Los Angeles. According to her publicist Olsen joined the gang after dating one of...
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Funny story:  Gang War Breaks Out In Wake Of Coachella, Hologram Tupac Found Dead

Gang War Breaks Out In Wake Of Coachella, Hologram Tupac Found Dead

INDIO, CA--In what has once again shocked music-lovers the world over, hologram Tupac Shakur was found dead as a result of a violent East coast/West coast rap battle following the now infamous Coachella music festival. The hologram rapper, who's s...
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Funny story:  Sky One to launch 'Louie Spence on Gangs'

Sky One to launch 'Louie Spence on Gangs'

Sky One has announced that Pineapple studios choreographer and Dancing on Ice judge Louie Spence is to host a re-launched and revamped '..on gangs' series. Replacing Nookie bear faced former Eastenders hard man Ross Kemp, Spence will front the new...
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Funny story:  Goth Caught In Smirk Fiasco

Goth Caught In Smirk Fiasco

A teenage Goth was in hiding last night, after accidentally smirking at an episode of 'Take Me Out', the ITV Saturday evening dating show hosted by the 9'8" comedian Paddy McGuiness. Darren Gloom, 17 of Hastings, was staying with associates when t...
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Funny story:  Kill School Coming Soon to UK

Kill School Coming Soon to UK

Come 2015 there will be a rash of schools popping up all along the arse of England. Will the government provide the soothing lotion to combat this threat? No it seems the government is giving it's full backing (not to mention a fuck tonne of money) to see that military run "Kill Schools" for the most troubled youths will come to fruition. We tried to gain access to a military spokesman despite...
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Funny story:  Riot gang leaders to open private prison for gang training

Riot gang leaders to open private prison for gang training

Several gang-leaders responsible for co-ordinating riots across the UK have confirmed they are considering creating their own privately run prisons to ensure the best possible training for gang members prior to their release. ManDem gang leader Ru...
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Funny story:  Bullingdon Club Massive reasserts primacy over vile rival upstarts

Bullingdon Club Massive reasserts primacy over vile rival upstarts

London - In a packed House of Commons televised debate Bullingdon's renowned top dog spelled out surrender terms for the nation's feuding scum. "Not on my turf, sickos!" was PM Cameron's clarion call as the UK's No One gang leader reasserted his s...
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Funny story:  Uproar In America Over Beckham Baby Name

Uproar In America Over Beckham Baby Name

There's been absolute uproar in the American press today, as the Beckhams, David and Victoria revealed that they are to name their baby 'West Side Crip.' Conservative Americans turned their vitriol on the English footballer for naming his daughter...
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Funny story:  Phuc Mi Phuc-ed,  Claims Sister

Phuc Mi Phuc-ed, Claims Sister

Documentary maker Phuc Mi, 38, has been arrested and charged with first-degree murder in Caracas, Venezuela, according to reports filed yesterday. Chinese Phuc Mi, who shares directing duties with twin sister, Phuc Yu, was in Venezuela scouting l...
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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