DOWNING STREET: The Cam-Clegg coalition has proudly announced the appointment of Mahatma Gandhi as Head of the School Nutrition Council.
Speaking to reporters PM Dave-Cam said: "As you know I recently went to India with my begging bowl. I met w...
After successfully pushing through the Health Reform Bill and defying the Republicans it is now a fact, Obama is certainly the reincarnated Gandhi!
Comparisons with Mother Teresa, Florence Nightingale and Dr. House have been pouring in but now it...
Official papers just released have finally cleared up one of history's greatest mysteries. Why was Gandhi so passive? The answer: he was knackered because he used to jerk off over a hundred times a night. He was so tired he even wandered round in she...
Memphis, TN - Furthering conspiracy theories about faked deaths of certain entertainers and world leaders, residents near a popular Burger King in Memphis, Tennessee now report to have seen Mahatma Gandhi eating lunch there.
Coupled with other re...
Jade Goody, the beloved and much missed reality TV legend, has spoken to Jackiey Budden, her intelligent and articulate mum, through a psychic.
At a séance earlier this week, the psychic channelled Jade's angelic spirit to communicate with her mum...
The guru of pop, Madonna Krishnouise Gandhi, today visited Calcutta in India, to give hope to the thousands of children living on the streets there.
'Children of Calcutta', she announced, 'celebrate! I took a holiday from adopting African childre...
Heaven on Earth (London): Yesterday's incident at London has shocked all the angels sitting in heaven. The incident happened when most of the 20 powerful world leaders were having holidays at the most expensive beach on the earth. People are protesti...
Starting his new series of interviews under the guidance of Drew Peterson's public relations firm, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich sat down with The Today Show's Amy Robach to tell his side of the story.
When speaking of his arrest on December 9...
A press conference was held today at the National Peace Museum in New Delhi, India to announce the expulsion of Mahatma Gandhi as a member of the country's National Peace Society.
Gandhi was one of the world's most beloved leaders of nonviolence and...
Mahatma Gandhi, to show his compassion to the millions of the poor Indians, lived a simple life. His simplicity was interpreted by many to be akin to living in poverty.
Any Indian political leader, by default, becomes a follower of The Great Mahat...
London - (Rotters): Alarmed at the plunging sales figures of her radioactivity neutralising Kabbalah water, 1980s pop diva Maddona has taken one more precarious step in the path of gross self-mortifiation by telling the world she wants to be remember...
Prime Minister-to-be Brown announced today that the Mahatma would be his role model in the war against terror. "Gandhi had it right!", Brown exclaimed. When asked what this meant , Brown explained: "Why, non-violence , you twit!"
According to Bro...