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Funny story: Police Raid Nightclub in Rivendell

Police Raid Nightclub in Rivendell

In the early hours of Sunday morning police raided a nightclub, 'Bilbo's', in the elvish city of Rivendell arresting 12 elves, 7 dwarves, 2 men and a wizard. The raid was part of Operation Gondor, a crackdown on crimes related to licensing laws ca...
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Funny story: David Blaine insists "I'm the reincarnation of Gandalf"

David Blaine insists "I'm the reincarnation of Gandalf"

Magic man David Blaine has made an outrageous claim saying he is "the reincarnation of Gandalf The Great". Whilst appearing on Oprah Winfrey last night, Blaine, 50, claimed that he is indeed the reincarnation of the famed wizard. "I've known fo...
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Funny story: Stunning discovery of ancient 'Hobbit' bones in the Shire raises anthropological questions

Stunning discovery of ancient 'Hobbit' bones in the Shire raises anthropological questions

Radiocarbon dating suggests tiny, barefoot people lived as peaceful, beer-drinking farmers and gardeners over three thousand years ago.
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Funny story: Morrisons staff tell Gandalf: "You're too young to buy wine"

Morrisons staff tell Gandalf: "You're too young to buy wine"

Well-known wizard Gandalf the White was stopped at Morrisons Supermarket from buying two bottles of white wine because he allegedly looked under-age.
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Funny story: Dumbledore and Gandalf brawl at the senior citizens center

Dumbledore and Gandalf brawl at the senior citizens center

What began as a simple game of wizarding chess turned out to be the greatest wizarding duel the Magically Fragile Senior Citizens Center had ever seen. Albus Dumbledore and Gandalf the very Grey (as nicknamed by his friends in the center due to his a...
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Funny story: Gandalf bored with beard - tries for sideburns

Gandalf bored with beard - tries for sideburns

Gandalf, beloved wizard and astrologer, has announced today in Cosmopolitan Wizz magazine, that he is attempting to grow some "wicked sideburns". In the article, the one some call Mithrandir, said:...
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