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Funny story: Gamu Nhengu set for shock return to X-Factor final

Gamu Nhengu set for shock return to X-Factor final

Zimbabwean ex-X-Factor contestant is set for a remarkable shock return to the hit TV talent show, X-Factor. Gamu, who was kicked off the show in October after it was revealed there was a pending deportation order for her, has been successful in re...
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Funny story: Gamu Nhenghu Pregnant?

Gamu Nhenghu Pregnant?

Ex X Factor contestant Gamu Nhenghu has shown she is prepared to do anything...... and I mean ANYTHING to stay in the UK. However, it is being strongly insisted that it is purely coincidental that she may be four weeks pregnant with her British...
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Funny story: Gamu Nhengu to start her own X Factor

Gamu Nhengu to start her own X Factor

Gamu the lovable asylum seeker has decided to accept her fate and return to Zimbabwe and start her own X Factor. The Cole reject has apparently already had secret telephone calls with her new business partner Robert Mugabe (or Bobby Mug as he now...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel - World's Most Hated

Katie Waissel - World's Most Hated

X Factor contestant Katie Waissel is officially the most hated person in the world - ever! Already 2,200 viewers have joined the "I hate Katie Waissel" group on Facebook. More than 11,000 joind "Get Katie Waissel out and Get Gamu Nhengu in" after...
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Funny story: X-Factor Gamu can stay, hoody chavs sent to Zimbabwe in her place.

X-Factor Gamu can stay, hoody chavs sent to Zimbabwe in her place.

The Home Secretary has been urged to take a personal interest in the case of X Factor reject Gamu Nhengu, who faces deportation to Zimbabwe. Scotland's Culture Minister Fiona Hyslop has said the teenager had the potential to be a 'great asset' to...
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Funny story: Gamu Nhengu Zimbabwe Torture Plan - Full Details

Gamu Nhengu Zimbabwe Torture Plan - Full Details

A high-level UK diplomat published details today of the kind of welcome-home party waiting for Gamu - should she be deported back to Robert Mugabe's Zimbabwe. Ex Ambassador to neighbouring South Africa, 80 year old Sir Bagshot 'Buck' Mandibil does...
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Funny story: X-Factor - Robert Mugabe To Mentor Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel To Spite Gamu Nhengu

X-Factor - Robert Mugabe To Mentor Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel To Spite Gamu Nhengu

In a move that even took Nelson Mandela by surprise, Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe this morning announced plans to mentor X-Factor doubtfuls Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel. Apparently Mugabe is well pissed off by the way Gamu has been badmouthi...
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Funny story: Trapped Chilean miners to be greeted by Gamu Nhengu

Trapped Chilean miners to be greeted by Gamu Nhengu

X-Factor reject Gamu Nhengu is travelling to the San Jose mine in Chile in time to greet the 33 trapped miners as they are pulled to safety. Gamu will sing the Chilean National Anthem to each miner as they see daylight for the first time in over 6...
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Funny story: X-Factor hopeful is gonna win... Despite losing already

X-Factor hopeful is gonna win... Despite losing already

UK betmakers have proven how clever they really are this weekend, having taken bets already about who's going to win the X-Factor. Having seen the Final 12, betmakers across the UK have started taking bets on who's going to win. Many are backing X...
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Funny story: More X-Factor Controversy As Chloe Mafia Rumoured To Take Wild Card Slot Over Gamu

More X-Factor Controversy As Chloe Mafia Rumoured To Take Wild Card Slot Over Gamu

Controversy continues to dog Simon Cowell's X-Factor show as rumours surfaced today that a wild card slot will be awarded to alleged Wakefield prostitute Chloe Mafia, once again leaving the people's choice, Gamu Nhengu out in the cold. A friend of...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Need A 'Bloody Good Seeing To' And Kicking Off The X-Factor Says Local Man Who Supports The 'Reinstate Gamu Nhengu' Movement

Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Need A 'Bloody Good Seeing To' And Kicking Off The X-Factor Says Local Man Who Supports The 'Reinstate Gamu Nhengu' Movement

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, even grumpier than usual following a visit to the dentist which he described as 'painful' today added his weight (or lack of) to the X-Factor corruption scandal, although he did fall short of challenging 5'3" sex Goddes...
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