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Funny story:  Top Opus Dei bundler bankrupted by Amazonbotch-link online poker site

Top Opus Dei bundler bankrupted by Amazonbotch-link online poker site

London - One of the British Establishment's untouchables, a shady Milord decorated with a Vatican knighthood by Hitler's Pope Benedict the 69th, is living a secret double life after being bankrupted for almost $5million by a subsidiary of online spre...
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Funny story:  Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino

Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino

LAS VEGAS - Reports coming out of Sin City state that gambling casinos are losing billions of dollars annually. The gambling casino industry is naturally very concerned about this detail. The Camel Hump Gambling Casino Corporation has announced...
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Funny story:  Spooky how Madonna's new 'smart' mascara has made her psychic

Spooky how Madonna's new 'smart' mascara has made her psychic

Los Angeles - A $500,000 mascara originally developed by space program scientists as eye medication for treating astronauts' gamma ray blast exposure has been endorsed by Madonna as an awesome gambling aid. In a forthcoming interview with Megabux...
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Funny story:  Seedy billionaire online poker magnate's $25million ante-up in Ecuador racketeering lawsuit will bomb says ex-partner

Seedy billionaire online poker magnate's $25million ante-up in Ecuador racketeering lawsuit will bomb says ex-partner

New York - "I heard they kicked him out of Gamblers Anonymous for that $25million Donziger punt," former investor Arurag Dikshit (No kidding!) said today just as his onetime Californian business partner, the billionaire online gambling tycoon Russ De...
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Funny story:  UK Bookies Odds on Harry Potter Book 8

UK Bookies Odds on Harry Potter Book 8

England; Bookie giant Ladbrokes have opened a book, so to speak, on Harry Potter. "Well," explained CEO Jock Crooks, the London shrewdies made a mint out of the Potter thing, a marketing success that is right up there with Coca Cola. Bloomsbury a...
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Funny story:  Senator John McCain Gives 3-5 Odds That He Does Not Have Gambling Problem

Senator John McCain Gives 3-5 Odds That He Does Not Have Gambling Problem

WASHINGTON, DC - Congress held its first public hearing about American plans for military action in Syria on Tuesday. At some point during the conversation, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) -- who has been skeptical about President Barack Obama's propos...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump Wants To Buy Area 51

Donald Trump Wants To Buy Area 51

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has expressed a desire to purchase the so called Area 51, located at Groom Lake, which is a remote detachment of Edwards Air Force Base. National Focus Magazine asked Mr. Trump what he could possibly want with what is...
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Funny story:  President Obama Tells The North Dakota Sioux They Cannot Sell Their Gambling Casino To China

President Obama Tells The North Dakota Sioux They Cannot Sell Their Gambling Casino To China

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is having to intervene into a situation that has just arisen with the Republic of China. National Focus Magazine reports that a tribe of South Dakota Sioux who run the Pair of Dice Gambling Resort Casino located...
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Funny story:  Goldmine Sacks Holds Record Amounts of Pipeline in Storage

Goldmine Sacks Holds Record Amounts of Pipeline in Storage

Just revealed, the Wall Street banking firm Goldmine Sacks has rented up new warehouse storage in the range of trillions of square feet. The purpose is to hold miles of pipeline in abeyance and readiness, depending on need for implementation in upcom...
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Funny story:  Pope's remarks panic Purgatory

Pope's remarks panic Purgatory

Vatican City -- An offer by Pope Francis to reduce Purgatory time for Catholics who embrace the "miracle of social media" has led to a massive and sudden selloff of real estate in Purgatory. As a result, prices for Purgatory condos have been slas...
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Funny story:  Nevada Bans Chewing Gum

Nevada Bans Chewing Gum

CARSON CITY, Nevada - The Nevada State Senate acting on a request of the vast majority of the Las Vegas Gambling casinos has just voted on a bill regarding the chewing of chewing gum. State Senator Hula Hanna Dimpsydew, 46, [D-Reno] stated that th...
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Funny story:  Match-fixing scandal revealed by referee whistleblower

Match-fixing scandal revealed by referee whistleblower

A scandal has rocked the Scottish Third Division Football League today when it was revealed that a Chinese betting syndicate had been paying referees to fix matches. The dodgy dealings were uncovered when fourth official Sid Line sent a series of pri...
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Funny story:  The Gambling Gynecologist and The Sound of Money

The Gambling Gynecologist and The Sound of Money

MILWAUKEE - Local gynecologist Dr. Wilmer Wigglemeister has practiced in Milwaukee for the past 19 years. But lately he had noticed a drop in the number of patients he was seeing. He talked to fellow local gynecologists and learned that their b...
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Funny story:  Casino problem with terminology

Casino problem with terminology

Harvey L. Weisenbaum, Director of Operations for the Winfield Corporation who own and control many of the casinos around the world stated that he had met with dealer representatives from their various casinos, and he was taking their concerns to the...
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Funny story:  Christina Aguilera Drained and Despondent

Christina Aguilera Drained and Despondent

LAS VEGAS - Christina flew to Las Vegas to get away from all of the hustle and bustle of LaLaLand. She checked into The The Ali Baba and The 40 Thieves Hotel & Casino, where she had a great time at the roulette wheel. Tittle Tattle Tonight...
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Funny story:  Bookies Offering New Odds on Armageddon

Bookies Offering New Odds on Armageddon

Several UK Bookmakers have spread their interest in the latest developments in the Savile case. They are now offering odds on the following: (1) Many Freemasons and some of those who run their organization particularly those living in Scotland are corrupt. 1/10 (2) Many lawyers and barristers operating in the UK and some judges and their peers are corrupt. 1/10 (3) Many working in the Sec...
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Funny story:  Las Vegas will close casino gambling and turn the town into Jesus Land!

Las Vegas will close casino gambling and turn the town into Jesus Land!

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN) - "As of January 1, 2013, if the Mayan calendar is wrong and the world does not end, casino gambling in the City of Las Vegas and Clark County will cease, forever. In its place, all hotels and casinos will be given over, as...
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Funny story:  Five reasons to worry about next week

Five reasons to worry about next week

Now that it's the weekend (which you're happy about), you can look back on the week that's almost over and come to the conclusion that it was pretty much like the weeks before it: It sucked (which you're not that happy about). But just when you thought it couldn't get worse, Monday is only hours away, and there's reason to believe that next week is really gonna suck. Here are five reasons:...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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