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Funny story:  Casino problem with terminology

Casino problem with terminology

Harvey L. Weisenbaum, Director of Operations for the Winfield Corporation who own and control many of the casinos around the world stated that he had met with dealer representatives from their various casinos, and he was taking their concerns to the...
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Funny story:  Christina Aguilera Drained and Despondent

Christina Aguilera Drained and Despondent

LAS VEGAS - Christina flew to Las Vegas to get away from all of the hustle and bustle of LaLaLand. She checked into The The Ali Baba and The 40 Thieves Hotel & Casino, where she had a great time at the roulette wheel. Tittle Tattle Tonight...
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Funny story:  Bookies Offering New Odds on Armageddon

Bookies Offering New Odds on Armageddon

Several UK Bookmakers have spread their interest in the latest developments in the Savile case. They are now offering odds on the following: (1) Many Freemasons and some of those who run their organization particularly those living in Scotland are corrupt. 1/10 (2) Many lawyers and barristers operating in the UK and some judges and their peers are corrupt. 1/10 (3) Many working in the Sec...
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Funny story:  Las Vegas will close casino gambling and turn the town into Jesus Land!

Las Vegas will close casino gambling and turn the town into Jesus Land!

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN) - "As of January 1, 2013, if the Mayan calendar is wrong and the world does not end, casino gambling in the City of Las Vegas and Clark County will cease, forever. In its place, all hotels and casinos will be given over, as...
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Funny story:  Five reasons to worry about next week

Five reasons to worry about next week

Now that it's the weekend (which you're happy about), you can look back on the week that's almost over and come to the conclusion that it was pretty much like the weeks before it: It sucked (which you're not that happy about). But just when you thought it couldn't get worse, Monday is only hours away, and there's reason to believe that next week is really gonna suck. Here are five reasons:...
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Funny story:  £10,000 naked snaps fee 'in Harry's bank account' amid Vegas craps table disaster

£10,000 naked snaps fee 'in Harry's bank account' amid Vegas craps table disaster

London - A lucrative bit of self-inflicted publicity is in the frame in the Prince Harry naked photos saga. Investigators probing the tawdry snaps reckon a disastrous night's losses at Seizures Palace probably led to the heir-brained scheme. Th...
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Funny story:  JP Morgan off a few bits on 2 billion Dollar loss

JP Morgan off a few bits on 2 billion Dollar loss

NEW YORK - A computer glitch has been fixed in a JP Morgan computer that clears up the supposed 2 billion Dollar loss. According to computer repair man, Jedeth Shuckerson, the issue was just a few bits wrong. "Actually, there were just a few bits...
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Funny story:  My week as a woman - day seven

My week as a woman - day seven

There was a sense of relief when I woke on day seven of my forfeit. My wife had decided I should feel the pains that a woman feels throughout a rather intense week. Having been through the pain of shopping, make-up, dressing, working, getting ready, dieting, going to the loo, undressing, walking, sitting, standing, lying, sleeping, meeting people, and many more, I felt that there was no more pain,...
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Funny story:  My week as a woman - day six

My week as a woman - day six

There is obviously something deeply wrong with me. I didn't think twice about the morning routine this morning. It's day six, the penultimate day of my forfeit for losing a bet with my wife on who can take more pain, men or women. I have spent the last five days experiencing several aspects of female pain. This morning, I removed the hair that had grown overnight around my thighs, moisturised, dre...
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Funny story:  My week as a woman - day five

My week as a woman - day five

I had a startling choice on the fifth day of my forfeit. Having eaten more chillies than me, and completed a one thousand piece jigsaw faster, my wife had decided to teach me the meaning of female pain by exposing it to me for an entire week. When I awoke on the Wednesday to the sound of my alarm going off at ridiculous o'clock, I remembered that I had to go into the office. My wife had told me...
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Funny story:  My week as a woman - day four

My week as a woman - day four

I had somehow managed to almost strangle myself during the night, and I woke up as tired as when I went to sleep. The nightie was described as sexy. I now appreciate that the moniker was attached by somebody who had never worn it. Red lace may leave little to the imagination, but it should not, under any circumstances be worn by anyone with skin. Lace may be the sexiest material on the planet, but...
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Funny story:  My week as a woman - day three

My week as a woman - day three

I was glad that I had the week off work for Easter. It was why my wife had chosen this week for my forfeit, but I knew full well that she would have insisted I go to work, and then checked up on me. For the whole week I would experience the pain of femininity on pain of pain. Believe me when I say that the pain of being a woman for one week can in no way compare to what my wife is capable of. O...
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Funny story:  My week as a woman - day two

My week as a woman - day two

I awoke on the Sunday morning, momentarily forgetting about my forfeit. I had lost a bet with my wife on the subject of pain. My wife decided over the course of a week, I would discover the pain women put up with every day. The previous day's shopping trip came back to me as I rolled over to get five more minutes, only to get my thumb caught in some lacy contraption I had gone to sleep in. As I...
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Funny story:  My week as a woman - day one

My week as a woman - day one

I learned one very important lesson in this particular week: never make a bet with your wife when she's in a bad mood. Firstly, wives do not make a bet with their husband unless they are one hundred percent certain of winning, and secondly, they can be very, very (very) vindictive. First up, I am six foot two inches tall, balding of head and hair sprouting of body. I take size eleven shoes, and...
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Funny story:  Maryland Housewife Loses Lottery

Maryland Housewife Loses Lottery

Baltimore, MD - Despite six days of careful planning, Janet McNary learned Wednesday that she will not be receiving a lottery jackpot of over two-hundred million dollars. The 34-year-old McNary, a financially concerned housewife from the suburbs of...
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Funny story:  Planets forming extremely rare Grand Trine, send punters bonkers in Cheltenham betting frenzy

Planets forming extremely rare Grand Trine, send punters bonkers in Cheltenham betting frenzy

Gloucestershire - Expect a massive gambling splurge bookies have been told as the zodiac's high-rolling planets of supreme good fortune align for Cheltenham Week. A magnificent starry display in Earth signs of Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn is the fi...
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Funny story:  Uncertainty Principle Turns Scientists into Chronic Gamblers

Uncertainty Principle Turns Scientists into Chronic Gamblers

The world of science is in uproar over revelations of gambling among high level physicists. I discovered the scale of the problem by talking to one of the victims. Quantum mechanic Floyd Gluon* put down his tiny monkey wrench and ushered me into his office for a secret interview. He revealed to me that what started as an experiment soon turned into an ugly habit. "Some of us guys got tog...
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Funny story:  Plum shortage hits fruit machines

Plum shortage hits fruit machines

A European plum shortage has hit manufacturers of Fruit Machines in the UK. "The UK is the number one exporter of fruit machines, one arm bandits and the like," said Jason Orange, former member of Take That and owner of Fruit Inc. "We export to th...
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