Flight Commander Mark Kelly blasted Space Shuttle Endeavour into space this morning without incident, disappointing the major TV news agencies, which already started making title cards and recording cello music for the special "Tragedy For Endeavour"...
Astronaut Mark Kelly is expected to announce Friday that he will command the upcoming flight of the space shuttle Endeavour, just a few weeks after his wife, Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, was shot in Arizona during an assassination attempt.
"I am very...
The woman who "should be dead", Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, continues to recover, and is to be moved to a rehabilitation centre, according to her family.
Ms Giffords was shot over the left eye in a mass shooting in Arizona last week.
Representative Gabrielle Giffords, the Congresswoman wounded along with 14 others in an assassination attempt in Tuscon, Arizona, is guilty of a perceived slight, when she refused to speak with President Obama, who visited her just before sucking the...
Republicanesque turboretard Sarah Palin has figured out a way out from under the weight of Gunsight-Gate, and it only took her four days to come up with it:
It's all your fault, journalists.
Via a video posted on the fansite LickLeBronsThicknes...
Surgeons treating U.S. Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords in the aftermath of last week's shooting are "cautiously optimistic" about her recovery despite the "devastating" nature of her wound, and they owe it all to a controversial experimental surgery...
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