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The BET Awards: Chris Brown, Kanye West, And Prince - The Yo Bro's Do The Do

Funny story: The BET Awards: Chris Brown, Kanye West, And Prince - The Yo Bro's Do The Do

LOS ANGELES - The BET Awards (Black Entertainment Television) were held in L.A.'s Aunt Jemima Commemorative Auditorium, which has recently been remodeled to include a special 'Big Assed' section for plus plus size gals such as Aretha Franklin, Oprah...

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A 5.1 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Southern California - Early Reports Are That Gabourney Sidibe Was In The Area

Funny story: A 5.1 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Southern California - Early Reports Are That Gabourney Sidibe Was In The Area

EL CENTRO, California - The California-Mexico border was rumbled with an earthquake measuring 5.1 on the Richter Scale. The daytime dispatcher for the El Centro Police Department, Orion Orville Fragglefaust, Jr., said that there were reports of so...

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Kirstie Alley Says That After Looking At Gabourney Sidibe She Feels Downright Anorexic!

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says That After Looking At Gabourney Sidibe She Feels Downright Anorexic!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley said that she really enjoyed the movie Precious starring Gabourney Sidibe, who was nominated for Best Actress but lost out to Sandra Bullock, the soon-to-be-ex-wife of Messy Jesse "The Whore Monger" James. Kirstie w...

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603 Pound Best Actress Nominee Gabourney Sidibe Offered A Job As The Ringling Brothers And Barnum and Bailey Circus Fat Lady

Funny story: 603 Pound Best Actress Nominee Gabourney Sidibe Offered A Job As The Ringling Brothers And Barnum and Bailey Circus Fat Lady

DETROIT, Michigan - The Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus was in town for six daily performances at The Unemployment Office Auditorium. Circus ringmaster Hilton Beaverburg noticed that actress Gabourney Sidibe happened to be sitting i...

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Howard Stern Announces: Hold Your Calls Folks, We've Just Found Someone Bigger Than Kirstie Alley - Gabourney Sidibe

Funny story: Howard Stern Announces: Hold Your Calls Folks, We've Just Found Someone Bigger Than Kirstie Alley - Gabourney Sidibe

NEW YORK CITY - Radio talk show host Howard Stern has remarked that the humongous Oscar nominee for Best Actress Gabourney Sidibe (pronounced PLEASE DON'T SIT ON ME) will never make another movie, TV commercial, infomercial, public service announceme...

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