In another in our series, Gabby and Alan give their insightful nuggets on how the beautiful game should be played.
Interviewer: "So then, what tactics would you employ in order to come off as winners?"
Gabby: "When playing away from home, you have to keep it really tight at the back..It's suicide otherwise. Get your head on everything. Give the ball a slight tickle with your hand or foot,...
BBC Football pundit Alan Shearer is remaining tight lipped about rumours linking him with ITV sports presenter Gabby Logan.
The former Newcastle United and England centre forward issued a "no comment" when approached by journalists outside the BBC...
Chelsea captain John Terry is at the centre of a Royal Storm this morning after declaring that he fancies Prince Harry's girlfriend Chelsy Davy.
BBC1's Match of the Day programme had a very different look this week when presenter Gary Lineker unveiled his new persona after having recently undergone a sex change.
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