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Funny story: Dinner with Gronk

Dinner with Gronk

FOXBORO-- Rob Gronkowski has started to rev up his personality for the forthcoming football season. They begin stretching and yoga this week at the Patriots camp, and it has Gronk excited, according to a new interview. You have to pick up your Gro...
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Funny story: A Day in Fairyland with Drake, Odell, & Gronk

A Day in Fairyland with Drake, Odell, & Gronk

FAIRYLAND, USA--When Edna St. Vincent Millay visited author Somerset Maugham at his South of France estate, she was flabbergasted, and reported told Maugham, "You have created Fairyland." Move over, Maugham. Odell Beckham, Jr., is not about to be...
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Funny story: Gronk Sets Up a Dunk for Tom Brady

Gronk Sets Up a Dunk for Tom Brady

NEW ENGLAND--When you blow into a conch, you never know what wild animals will show up. Earlier this week Tom Brady summoned his receivers by the time-tested method that won favor in The Lord of the Flies. It was also a means to gather the media i...
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Funny story: Gronk Doubles His Pleasure

Gronk Doubles His Pleasure

DATELINE: Patriots Country - Over at our country club on the bay, we all know the importance of having a motorboat in excellent condition for summer cruising. To our surprise, a rather busty woman (on the order of Anita Ekberg or Jayne Mansfield)...
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Funny story: Gronk-a-Doodle-Doo

Gronk-a-Doodle-Doo

BEHIND THE BARN AT GILLETTE STADIUM- With Rob Gronkowski out for the third week of the season, the best we can hope for is an amusing TV commercial featuring Gronk. This week we took in Gronk as spokesperson for a local coffee and donut chain. It'...
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Funny story: Belichick-Fearing Patriots Turn into Fraidy Cats

Belichick-Fearing Patriots Turn into Fraidy Cats

BACK ALLEY/GILLETTE STADIUM - The New England Patriots are running scared. They are also passing scared. Unfortunately, the Pats have everything to fear, including fear itself. The New England team has had a string of bad luck, and a string of bad...
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Funny story: Let's Call the Whole Thing Off: Gronk Cancels Trip

Let's Call the Whole Thing Off: Gronk Cancels Trip

Who got to Gronk? When the chips at Las Vegas casinos were ready to throw themselves at Gronk, he has bailed out of that trip to Hedonism. Wiser heads may have told the overgrown man-child it was time to learn that the Promised Land was not out...
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Funny story: Gronk Finds the Cure Worse than the Illness

Gronk Finds the Cure Worse than the Illness

Gronk has gone viral, and it has nothing to do with social media. Gronk may be more bacterial than virus-based when it comes to infected tissue. Playbook of the Western World and Eastern Division, Rob Gronkowski pulled out of the ultimate party in...
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Funny story: Gronk Won't Dance with the Stars at the Oscars

Gronk Won't Dance with the Stars at the Oscars

Just when you thought Gronk had turned over a new leaf, he has reverted to form-until someone put undue pressure on his career. Like a Bas Relief on a Greek vase, a thing of beauty is a joy forever. And, Gronk was heading for the world of beau...
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Funny story: Misspike and Bloody Nose Put Aside for the Patriots

Misspike and Bloody Nose Put Aside for the Patriots

Though many fans figure the Patriots will win every game they play this 2012 season, there are spots that require close examination. Of course, the first is that Tom Brady was knocked down and given a bloody nose. In all of days of watching the Ne...
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Funny story: Those on the Patriots Bench Are True Giants of the Game

Those on the Patriots Bench Are True Giants of the Game

The best playing of the evening took place about 30 minutes before kickoff when the Patriots took on the Giants in the final preseason game at the Meadowlands. If you missed the pregame highlights, you missed the best part of the evening's fun.
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