Britain's Royal Academy of Engineering warned of the danger of using GPS based satelite navigation systems to find one's own or partner's erogenous zone.
"Society is becoming dangerously over reliant on GPS systems to navigate uncharted areas r...
New technology is on the way to enable computers to sense the moods of drivers.
One useful application could be in sat nav systems which could use the technology to display some sympathy with a driver's state of mind and react accordingly BEFORE...
The inexperienced backseat Romeo need no longer feel alone. In newer car models, he can be assisted by the on-board navigation system. The new system will include complete cartographic coverage of the female body and feature all standard functions...
The worlds most advanced nuclear-powered submarine, the ironically named HMS Astute, has run aground off the coast of Scotchlandshire, the Ministry of Defence confirmed due to a perfectly working Satnav.
Apparently, they typed in the postcode of a...
A Hungarian lorry driver brought chaos to an English village when his satellite navigation device directed him down a narrow country lane when he was looking for Budapest.
He ignored weight, height and width restrictions and drove his 40-ton vehic...
A Local man seeking the golden beaches of Crapham Down, near Beachy Head, East Sussex, was disappointed when his GPS navigation system led him 400 miles off course, landing him instead, in the industrial northern town of Pisser Clough, near Widdop, W...
London - (Rotters): The dangerous wackjobs are to be fitted with loony bin-style satellite tracking devices to stop them escaping justice and reoffending.
Royal Protection Racket officers want GPS ankle bracelets soldered onto desperate wannabes l...
Chicago, Illinois - In a region of the nation known for it's flatness, four brave yuppies dared to challenge Andy Hill, a rough hill that soars up 4,500 feet above sea level, and towers over the prosperous suburb below, on and all around it.
These...
A Space Shuttle mission by Discovery delivered a new Global Positioning Unit to the International Space Station this week. The new GPS unit, however, is not working. Instead of placing the station 26,000 miles above the earth in orbit, the new unit...
There is as saying that "the truth is a stranger than fiction" but now it could be said that "TheSpoof.com is no stranger than reality". It can be a frightening experience when you see an idea you once had, come to life. It also makes you wonder wh...
(United States of America) President Barack Obama announced today that part of his national crime fighting efforts will involve outfitting every vehicle in the country with Global Positioning System (GPS) devices to track motorists wherever they may...
Executives at the Ministry of Truth have revealed that Big Brother really is watching you. The GPS Navigation systems and On Star systems in cars and cell phones are actually tools of Big Brother to keep track of the location of his citizens through...
Commuters in Bolton, near Manchester, were today left fuming when a major artery in and out of Bolton was blocked by a truck driver.
Arnie Tick, a truck driver of some thirty years had been following his SatNav to his next job when it directed him...
Shaun O.T. Seine read about USDA's National Animal Identification System (NAIS) in The Washington Stump, and decided that he would get his pet cockroach, Bernard, micro-chipped.
It took less than two weeks before Shaun, and thousands of others, be...
Luxury car manufacturers such as Mercedes Benz, Lexus and BMW are calling on GPS software companies to include more features used with calculating routes as the needs for faster cars is different to that of the humble motorist.
For many users, the...
A second satellite, Hannah Banana, planned for use in the international Miley Cyrus Global Sighting and Positioning System (MCGSPS) was launched early Sunday from the Russian space centre in Baikonur, Kazakhblessyoustan.
Tom Tom, makers of the wildly successful personal navigation devices of the same name, announced today they will add a new model to their line of car and motorbike GPS units.
Pyongyang, North Korea - At an informal press conference/luncheon yesterday, North Korea unveiled its newest automobile, the Plutonium. The car is named after the highly radioactive chemical element with which most of the chassis and frame are const...