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400 pound man sitting on his bed found in sleazy hotel room in New York

Funny story: 400 pound man sitting on his bed found in sleazy hotel room in New York

The mysterious hacker referred to by Donald Trump in Monday night's presidential debate has finally been identified. Mr. Rottinan Mellinoski, originally from Buffalo, now resides in a small hotel room in New York City, with window looking on to th...

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Trump promises to 'make it interesting' if he doesn't do well in New Hampshire.

Republican frontrunner Donald Trump is promising to 'make it interesting' and campaign shirtless if he doesn't do well in New Hampshire and has said he's prepared to go 'all the way' if necessary in the lead up to Super Tuesday. Throwing fistfuls...

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Satirical News Writers Struggle to Create Exaggerated Headlines Concerning Donald Trump

Funny story: Satirical News Writers Struggle to Create Exaggerated Headlines Concerning Donald Trump

Hollywood, CA and Planet Zorbion- A group of satirical news writers have expressed utter frustration in coming up with hyperbole-filled headlines and stories concerning Donald Trump. A 20-year veteran of the field, Mark Wadink, complained, "Any t...

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Ann Romney's Burdens of Motherhood Laid Bare

Funny story: Ann Romney's Burdens of Motherhood Laid Bare

Earlier this week, former democratic lobbyist Hillary Rosen accused Ann Romney, wife of current GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney, of having "never worked a day in her life." Clearly incensed, Ann Romney took to a podium on her husband's campai...

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GOP primary debates now to be televised by WWF

Funny story: GOP primary debates now to be televised by WWF

CNN are seething that they have lost the franchise to rights to air this popular entertainment on Prime Time TV and must now be content to show only playbacks over and over again. "We will have to release many of our commentators from their contr...

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Sexipedia's Sexual Analysis of South Carolina GOP Race

Funny story: Sexipedia's Sexual Analysis of South Carolina GOP Race

Sexipedia, the Internet Sexual Proclivity site, has provided a unique analysis of yesterday's South Carolina GOP Presidential race. Through its exit poll analysis, Sexipedia researchers claim that they have dissected South Carolinians' presidential preferences (1= most preferred; 4= least preferred) based upon their rather diverse sexual proclivities. Those who enjoy carnal relations with firs...

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Rick Perry Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out Of The GOP Presidential Race

Funny story: Rick Perry Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out Of The GOP Presidential Race

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry, following close on the heels of Jon Huntsman has announced that he is dropping out of the Republican Presidential Race. Perry spoke from the backyard deck of his Texas mansion with political reporter Mistletoe Bulova...

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Chuck Norris to Represent Chuck Norris Party in Bid for Presidency

Funny story: Chuck Norris to Represent Chuck Norris Party in Bid for Presidency

Following what many believe to be examples of ridiculous and juvenile leadership styles from the Republican candidates on the debate trail as well as from the Democrats in Washington, Chuck Norris has decided to take the U.S. Presidency in 2013. No...

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Gingrich to Stump for Hair Care Products after Primary Defeat

Funny story: Gingrich to Stump for Hair Care Products after Primary Defeat

Still stinging from the lack of support by the broader Republican caucus and the American people, Newt Gingrich will attempt to reinvent himself, again, as a spokesman for 'Just for Men' hair coloring products. 68 years old, white haired and marri...

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After Jay Leno Appearance, Ron Paul Tags Joe Rogan As Running Mate

I caught up with Ron Paul after his very positive showing on the Jay Leno Show. He had some surprising breaking news about his campaign: WG: Congressman Paul, you really tore the house down on the Jay Leno Show tonight. RP: I just finished talking to Joe Rogan backstage. You know he came on the show for his segment wearing a Ron Paul shirt! He has agreed to be my running mate. I think he wou...

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Mitt Romney Bets Rick Perry $10,000 That Miley Cyrus Has Had A Boob Job

Funny story: Mitt Romney Bets Rick Perry $10,000 That Miley Cyrus Has Had A Boob Job

SIOUX CITY, Iowa - in a clear sign that all of the GOP political debates are starting to take a toll on Mitt Romney now comes word that he has bet Rick Perry $10,000 that Miley Cyrus got a boob job. Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo has r...

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Regarding Donald Trump's Debate, Perry, Romney, Bachmann, Paul, and Huntsman All Tell Him "No Way - Hair Spray!"

Funny story: Regarding Donald Trump's Debate, Perry, Romney, Bachmann, Paul, and Huntsman All Tell Him "No Way - Hair Spray!"

NEW YORK CITY - Donald "The Hair Spray" Trump is just not accustomed to hearing the the little two-letter word "No." But the billionaire with the "Hairdo From Hell" has just heard it and heard it five (5) times from five of the GOP presidential ca...

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Ron Paul Furious At Only Being Allowed 89 Seconds To Speak At The Spartanburg, South Carolina GOP Debate

Funny story: Ron Paul Furious At Only Being Allowed 89 Seconds To Speak At The Spartanburg, South Carolina GOP Debate

CARIBOU, Maine - Congressman Ron Paul of Texas, brought his campaign bus tour to Caribou, Maine, the town famous for being the place where the cell phone term 'sexting' was first used. Paul, 76, spoke to a crowd of 17 people who had gathered in th...

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Perry Finally Remembers Third Blonde He'd Cut from Herman Cain's Staff

Funny story: Perry Finally Remembers Third Blonde He'd Cut from Herman Cain's Staff

Following the republican candidate debate at Oakland University where Governor Rick Perry had trouble remembering the third blonde woman he would recommend cutting from Herman Cain's staff, Perry finally blurted out the name of the woman in a follow...

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Michele Bachmann In A Last Bid To Save Her GOP Presidential Bid Endorses Cloud Services For All

Funny story: Michele Bachmann In A Last Bid To Save Her GOP Presidential Bid Endorses Cloud Services For All

GEORGIA - In an unassuming presidential race, GOP Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann has officially endorsed Cloud Services for every American citizen who pays taxes when eating hot dogs at sports stadium during post-season play. According t...

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Herman Cain Gains Popularity While Mrs. Herman Cain Calls Husband PeeWee

Funny story: Herman Cain Gains Popularity While Mrs. Herman Cain Calls Husband PeeWee

SOUTH DAKOTA - First, Herman Cain changed his tax plan from 9-9-9 to 9-0-9. Then Herman Cain's chief of staff, Mark Block, who loves the way smoke feels on his mustache, is shown smoking a cigarette in a political commercial. Then Herman Cain promise...

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Herman Cain Promises To Make Memories For America Fresh and Produce and Smokey

Funny story: Herman Cain Promises To Make Memories For America Fresh and Produce and Smokey

GEORGIA - It's been one week since the last GOP debate embarrassed Americans politically with the choice of its GOP candidates. It's been less than twenty-four hours that Herman Cain and team decided to do something about it. The Cain team has co...

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The Amazing Reason Why New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Endorsed Mitt Romney

Funny story: The Amazing Reason Why New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Endorsed Mitt Romney

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Mitt Romney's The Mormon Master Bus Tour pulled into Oshkosh, Wisconsin, the town famous for having been the place where the first grilled cheese sandwich was grilled. "Old Mittens" spoke at an empty lot located next to a Pomp...

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