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Funny story: Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Republican geneticists have succeeded in their long term project to clone George W. Bush and Dick Cheney into a composite entity to enter into the 2016 Presidential elections. This modern Frankenstein, born in a petrie dish and reared in secret, has...
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Funny story: Wal-Mart Workers Must Pay Higher Taxes For War

Wal-Mart Workers Must Pay Higher Taxes For War

Senate and Congressional candidates held a joint news conference today where they warned that ISIS and other terrorists would soon cross the border with Mexico. "We'll all be murdered in our beds, " said Republican candidate for the N.H. senate seat...
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Funny story: Don't Do Stupid Sh*t party steps forward to challenge duopoly

Don't Do Stupid Sh*t party steps forward to challenge duopoly

The new DDSS party, inspired direct from President Obama's name for his foreign policy, the "Don't Do Stupid Sh*t" policy, is set for a two year run to take the Presidency. It emphasizes program, not personality. A founding principle begins: "We h...
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Funny story: GOP Concedes 2016 Presidential Election

GOP Concedes 2016 Presidential Election

Washington D.C. - The Republican Party released a statement today conceding the 2016 Presidential election to the Democratic Party. GOP Chairman Reince Priebus first released a written statement at 8 a.m. EST, then two hours later spoke at a press co...
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Funny story: Political Tourette's Syndrome Disorder

Political Tourette's Syndrome Disorder

Clinical psychologists, looking into increasingly widespread dysfunction in the United States Congress, are suggesting an addendum to the DSM (Diagnostics and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) to describe what they are calling Political Tourette's Syndrome Disorder. As an example, they cite Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Cal.) who, in response to a report of moderate job increases in the previous q...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush Derides GOP Vagina Envy, Says He's Satisfied With What He Has In His Pants

Jeb Bush Derides GOP Vagina Envy, Says He's Satisfied With What He Has In His Pants

Jeb Bush believes he's the only male Republican contender for president who doesn't have vagina envy, and admits he's not very well-versed on the female anatomy, making him a more oafishly appealing candidate to women. "Don't have one, don't want...
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Funny story: GOP Presidential Hopeful Thinks Earth May Be Flat

GOP Presidential Hopeful Thinks Earth May Be Flat

Presidential aspirant Senator Marco Rubio (R-Fl) responded recently to a question from GQ about the age of the earth: The Tea Party darling said, "I'm not a scientist, man. I can tell you what recorded history says, I can tell you what the Bible s...
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Funny story: Chelsea Goes GOP; Might Challenge Mom For Presidency

Chelsea Goes GOP; Might Challenge Mom For Presidency

Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton has announced her intention to seek the Republican nomination for president in 2016, setting up a potential showdown with her mother Hillary, the heavy favorite among Democrats planning to run. Chelsea, now a...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Republican author and commentator Ann Coulter talked to a group of political science students at Cottonball State College in Tuscaloosa. Afterwards she met with GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. Coulter was asked...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monica Lewinsky traveled to the nation's capitol to visit an old high school friend who is working as a White House intern. Lewinsky, considered to be the most famous White House intern in history, spoke with Durango Tucker of N...
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Funny story: The Beatitudes, Updated and Appended to the Recently Passed Ryan Budget

The Beatitudes, Updated and Appended to the Recently Passed Ryan Budget

Seeing the hungry crowds, Jesus went up on the mountain, and when he sat down, his disciples came to him. 2 And Jesus opened his mouth and yelled at the hungry and destitute crowds, shouting: 3 "Cursed are the poor in spirit, for they are the moochers and the takers! 4 "Cursed are those who mourn, or anyone who needs to be comforted, the saps! 5 "Blessed are the meek, especially those...
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Funny story: Tea Party DNA Shows Meanness, Stupidity As Common Bond

Tea Party DNA Shows Meanness, Stupidity As Common Bond

Recent scientific research proves that personalities, temperaments, and world views are innate. These are simply human genetic imprints. Now, world famous mind researcher, Adler Freud-Jung, M.D., Ph.D, I.W.W. and his associates have conducted e...
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Funny story: Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Washington D.C. - Yesterday former U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner and current U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner were each mocked about their names and then got into an argument over which of them was bullied more as a child. The tw...
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Funny story: Koch Brothers Name 2014 Candidate Selections

Koch Brothers Name 2014 Candidate Selections

Was Wednesday's Supreme Court ruling a late April Fool's joke? No! The 5-4 vote further eliminated limits on the amount of money an individual donor can contribute to elections, just as the election season is heating up. Charles and David Koch...
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Funny story: Donald Trump: I'm Electing Myself President! Gives GOP One Billion Dollar Check!

Donald Trump: I'm Electing Myself President! Gives GOP One Billion Dollar Check!

For the first time in U.S. history one single campaign donation has elected a new president, three years before the actual election! Super Republican wackjob Donald Trump, wrote the GOP a one billion dollar check and elected himself the next Pre...
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Funny story: Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Paul Ryan's much anticipated budget report was released and as expected he really sticks it to America's poor, in fact he kills them! The new strategy called "Soylent Purple" amazingly cuts spending and balances the budget is just six months. I...
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Funny story: G.O.P. Looking Ahead, Far Ahead

G.O.P. Looking Ahead, Far Ahead

Elated, but not content with new ballot restrictions imposed in nine swing states since 2013, Republicans are seeking to further reduce Democratic participation in future elections by 'potential' Dems by targeting kids in kindergarten and grade schoo...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Reveals That Thousands of Republicans Want Him To Run For President

Rush Limbaugh Reveals That Thousands of Republicans Want Him To Run For President

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh just remarked on his radio talk show that he is now more popular than Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum all put together. Limbaugh added that every day he receives as many as 80 text...
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Obama Calls Secret Service On Sheet-Clad Trick-or-Treaters

Obama, not aware of its being Halloween, called the Secret Service on some sheet-clad ghost trick-or-treaters. "I was afraid they were going to burn a cross on the lawn," spoke a terrorized Obama.
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