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Funny story: GOP Criticizing Obama for Picking Kentucky Instead of Israel

GOP Criticizing Obama for Picking Kentucky Instead of Israel

WASHINGTON -- Republican leaders are engaging in a bit of their own "March Madness" in criticizing President Obama for picking the number one ranked and undefeated Kentucky Wildcats to win the NCAA men's basketball championship instead of GOP favorit...
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Funny story: GOP Senators Don't Use the Internet

GOP Senators Don't Use the Internet

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, who sits on a subcommittee for Privacy, Technology and Law, stated during a recent interview that he doesn't use the Internet. The question came up when he was asked about the recent controversy surrounding H...
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Funny story: Rand Paul Ends up with Pie on his Face

Rand Paul Ends up with Pie on his Face

Senator Rand Paul and Reverend Al Sharpton have shown some interparty solidarity and cut up a blueberry pie™ into equal slices at a dialogue and lunch event. "Hey listen, this man Senator Rand Paul is great!" gushes Reverend Al: "I mean,...
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Funny story: Chris Christie refuses to shower in GOP locker room

Chris Christie refuses to shower in GOP locker room

DES MOINES, IA - It was reported today that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie refused to shower with other GOP hopefuls after the 2015 Freedom Summit hosted by Iowa Congressman Steve King. At the annual event several potential presidential candid...
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Funny story: Who's The Dumbest Republican Contest - Top 10 Political Quotes

Who's The Dumbest Republican Contest - Top 10 Political Quotes

After readers voted on "Who's The Dumbest Democrat?" contest held by N.S. News & World Report and chose Joe Biden for saying "Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008," U.S. News is holding the "Who's The Dumbest Republican" contest. Readers are asked to base their votes on the following quotes: "They'r...
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Funny story: GOP Hopefuls Support Big Banks' Risk Taking

GOP Hopefuls Support Big Banks' Risk Taking

GOP Presidential hopefuls Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz, Chris Christie, and Scott Walker today issued a joint statement "of agreement on the economy." Among the topics of that agreement is that certain corporations, particularly financial institutions, are...
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Funny story: Four GOP Presidential Hopefuls Drown While Testing the Waters for 2016

Four GOP Presidential Hopefuls Drown While Testing the Waters for 2016

Across the nation, four GOP presidential hopefuls drowned this week while testing the waters for the 2016 presidential run. Mitt Romney, according to nearby witnesses, drowned outside his residence in San Diego, CA, while taking a morning dip in t...
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Funny story: Fake Sony hacking attack pops one million dollars box office sales plus bolsters sagging reputations here and there

Fake Sony hacking attack pops one million dollars box office sales plus bolsters sagging reputations here and there

The past week has shown several internet and hacking experts clear North Korea as responsible for the hacking attack on Sony. That is, North Korea was not responsible for the hacking. Former Sony employees (and possibly the CIA) are suspected a...
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Funny story: Senator Graham and the new Republican Congress breathe firebolts and sacred vows on the need for sanctions plus war with Iran

Senator Graham and the new Republican Congress breathe firebolts and sacred vows on the need for sanctions plus war with Iran

Eternally vigilant for the war manufacturers and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Republican Senator Lindsey Graham is breathing heavily with red face this morning. Sanctions will be due soon, certainly, because Iran is sure to violate, somehow,...
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Funny story: New North Korea movie features President Obama caught in Washington brothel with his pants down and hand in the wrong place

New North Korea movie features President Obama caught in Washington brothel with his pants down and hand in the wrong place

Apparently in retaliation for the currently retracted movie The Interview, North Korea's movie factory Pyongyang Noir Films has just released a film titled Bang Chang Masters At Home. The story features the President of the United States in his fa...
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Funny story: Republican Party, the GOP, to Sue the Guardians of Peace Terrorist Group, also the GOP, For Trademark Infringement

Republican Party, the GOP, to Sue the Guardians of Peace Terrorist Group, also the GOP, For Trademark Infringement

Washington, DC In a surprising development, the Republican Party, instead of denouncing the terrorist group, the Guardians of Peace, for terrorist threats, the Republicans have instead sued them in the World Court for copyright infringement for using...
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Funny story: 2015 GOP Platform Has Been Completed

2015 GOP Platform Has Been Completed

The GOP platform that will be ratified by the 2016 Presidential Nominating Convention is now complete. Since the last convention, selected Congressional Republicans and State Party Chairs have been diligently working. According to insider reports, these are its major points: 1. We stand for the principles of torture, particularly rectal hydration. 2. We believe that rich donors should dramat...
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Funny story: Can Jeb Bush, "Romney Lite," Be The GOP Nominee?

Can Jeb Bush, "Romney Lite," Be The GOP Nominee?

Jeb Bush, the former Governor of Florida and George's brother, yesterday visited John McCain. According to an aide, who did not want his name made public, Bush asked McCain how he could run for President without pandering to the party's ultra conser...
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Funny story: A Man Sacrificed his Head to Save his lit Cigarette from Raging Torrent

A Man Sacrificed his Head to Save his lit Cigarette from Raging Torrent

A man on New York streets was spotted using his umbrella to shield his lit cigarette from the pouring heavy rain completely exposing his barely haired head. According to witnesses, the umbrella the man was carrying was too small that they suspect it...
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Funny story: Enraged Obama Fights Against Dems & GOP

Enraged Obama Fights Against Dems & GOP

WASHINGTON - A new budget deal negotiated by senate majority leader Harry Reid (D Nev) and republicans will be vetoed by President Obama if necessary. Under the terms of the $444 billion agreement, lawmakers would phase out all tax breaks for clean...
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Funny story: Mr. Boehner explains XL pipeline

Mr. Boehner explains XL pipeline

Speaker of the House Mr. Boehner has shown some impatience with the Senate in refusing approval of the XL pipeline program. The controversy will return in January with the new Republican majorities in Congress, leaving a possible veto by President...
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Funny story: U.S. Congress Is Admired Throughout The World

U.S. Congress Is Admired Throughout The World

As is well known, the U.S. Congress represents the wisdom of the whole nation. The two houses together are an august, majestic body admired throughout the world. Perhaps symbolic of the will of millions of Americans is the re-election of GOP Ok...
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Funny story: Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Republican geneticists have succeeded in their long term project to clone George W. Bush and Dick Cheney into a composite entity to enter into the 2016 Presidential elections. This modern Frankenstein, born in a petrie dish and reared in secret, has...
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Monsanto... Very Fishy Indeed!

After dumping two tons of genetically modified fish into the Atlantic, anyone henceforth fishing in any ocean or sea anywhere in the world will have to buy a licence from Monsanto ... or be sued.
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