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Funny story:  The Beatitudes,  Updated and Appended to the Recently Passed Ryan Budget

The Beatitudes, Updated and Appended to the Recently Passed Ryan Budget

Seeing the hungry crowds, Jesus went up on the mountain, and when he sat down, his disciples came to him. 2 And Jesus opened his mouth and yelled at the hungry and destitute crowds, shouting: 3 "Cursed are the poor in spirit, for they are the moochers and the takers! 4 "Cursed are those who mourn, or anyone who needs to be comforted, the saps! 5 "Blessed are the meek, especially those...
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Funny story:  Tea Party DNA Shows Meanness, Stupidity As Common Bond

Tea Party DNA Shows Meanness, Stupidity As Common Bond

Recent scientific research proves that personalities, temperaments, and world views are innate. These are simply human genetic imprints. Now, world famous mind researcher, Adler Freud-Jung, M.D., Ph.D, I.W.W. and his associates have conducted e...
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Funny story:  Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Washington D.C. - Yesterday former U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner and current U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner were each mocked about their names and then got into an argument over which of them was bullied more as a child. The tw...
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Funny story:  Koch Brothers Name 2014 Candidate Selections

Koch Brothers Name 2014 Candidate Selections

Was Wednesday's Supreme Court ruling a late April Fool's joke? No! The 5-4 vote further eliminated limits on the amount of money an individual donor can contribute to elections, just as the election season is heating up. Charles and David Koch...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump: I'm Electing Myself President!  Gives GOP One Billion Dollar Check!

Donald Trump: I'm Electing Myself President! Gives GOP One Billion Dollar Check!

For the first time in U.S. history one single campaign donation has elected a new president, three years before the actual election! Super Republican wackjob Donald Trump, wrote the GOP a one billion dollar check and elected himself the next Pre...
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Funny story:  Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Paul Ryan's much anticipated budget report was released and as expected he really sticks it to America's poor, in fact he kills them! The new strategy called "Soylent Purple" amazingly cuts spending and balances the budget is just six months. I...
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Funny story:  G.O.P. Looking Ahead, Far Ahead

G.O.P. Looking Ahead, Far Ahead

Elated, but not content with new ballot restrictions imposed in nine swing states since 2013, Republicans are seeking to further reduce Democratic participation in future elections by 'potential' Dems by targeting kids in kindergarten and grade schoo...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Reveals That Thousands of Republicans Want Him To Run For President

Rush Limbaugh Reveals That Thousands of Republicans Want Him To Run For President

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh just remarked on his radio talk show that he is now more popular than Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum all put together. Limbaugh added that every day he receives as many as 80 text...
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Funny story:  Megyn Kelly of Fox News Says That She Is Probably The Prettiest Republican in The Entire Country

Megyn Kelly of Fox News Says That She Is Probably The Prettiest Republican in The Entire Country

HOLLYWOOD - Fox News reporter Megyn Kelly flew into Los Angeles to shoot a commercial for Empress Emma Estrogen Suppositories. Kelly was at first hesitant to do the commercial but after hearing the tremendous fee she would be receiving she welcome...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Insists That The Palinista Movement Isn't Dead It's Just Taking A Long Nap

Sarah Palin Insists That The Palinista Movement Isn't Dead It's Just Taking A Long Nap

WASILLA, Alaska - A close friend of Sarah Palin's has said that the former governor has been feeling very depressed lately. It seems that the woman known as the Loose Moose feels that she is no longer relevant; a sentiment that is echoed by millio...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter Remarks That She Does Not Find Rush Limbaugh At All Attractive

Ann Coulter Remarks That She Does Not Find Rush Limbaugh At All Attractive

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show last week and he dropped a bombshell on the show's host. Rush told Gary that he found fellow Republican pundit Ann Coulter to be one hot lady. Limbaugh even mentioned to Bus...
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Funny story:  Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - Condoleezza Rice recently spoke with Tabitha Tula Wishywater of GOPicky Magazine. She was asked if she felt that Sarah Palin would make a good presidential candidate. Rice shook her head and replied that she would not want...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Tells Glenn Beck If He Doesn't Like The Republican Party Then Maybe He Needs To Join Sarah Palin's Rogue Teabag Party

Rush Limbaugh Tells Glenn Beck If He Doesn't Like The Republican Party Then Maybe He Needs To Join Sarah Palin's Rogue Teabag Party

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh told Political Salad Bar Magazine that he is growing tired of hearing so many members of the GOP whining and complaining about their beloved political party. Limbaugh said that the latest crybaby is none other than Gl...
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Funny story:  Poor Children Are Better Off Going Hungry

Poor Children Are Better Off Going Hungry

It's hard to imagine that conservative political ideology asserting that poor children are better off going hungry could make any sense. But actually it does. As leading Republican intellectual Rep. Paul Ryan says, "Federally funded school lunch pr...
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Funny story:  GOP to Impoverished Americans: Just Stop Being Poor Already!

GOP to Impoverished Americans: Just Stop Being Poor Already!

Detroit, MI - Dedicated to re-branding their image in time for the 2014 mid-term elections, a select group of House Republicans traveled to scenic downtown Detroit, touting a new message of prosperity for the masses. The core of the new plan? Just st...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Admits That He Finds Ann Coulter Hot In A Strange Sort of Way

Rush Limbaugh Admits That He Finds Ann Coulter Hot In A Strange Sort of Way

HOLLYWOOD - Rush Limbaugh recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a bombshell on the host. Limbaugh was talking about female GOPers when talk got around to Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter. Rush said that he cannot deny that...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo

Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - One of America's most infamous GOP political commentators Ann Coulter told GOPicky Magazine that she traveled to Venice Beach, California to get a Republican themed tattoo. "Trigger Face" Coulter, as Vice-President Joe B...
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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