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Ralph Nader Attacks G.M.'s CEO Barra

Funny story: Ralph Nader Attacks G.M.'s CEO Barra

Consumer advocate and 2 time Presidential Candidate, Ralph Nader, has sent a letter spoofing the University if Michigan's choice for Commencement Speaker. The AP has a copy of it and we make it available here. Dear Kelly Cunningham: I see that you are the Director of Public Affairs at The University of Michigan whose areas of responsibility are major initiatives, legal and reputational i...

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Scottish Labour to be genetically modified

Funny story: Scottish Labour to be genetically modified

Scottish Labour today announced that it is to be genetically modified in a bold attempt to prevent it from becoming extinct. Leader Johann Lamont launched the initiative from the Glasgow Science Centre, where she says the idea first entered her...

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Walmart Recalls Risky GE Food But Has More

Funny story: Walmart Recalls Risky GE Food But Has More

NEW YORK - Wall-Mart Stores Inc. says it's considering taking legal action against "responsible parties" after DNA testing of Mrs. Jones Wall-Mart Cheddar Cheese showed traces of Pig's milk, the world's hottest Chile pepper --the Trinidad Moruga Scor...

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Man's Facial Deformity After Inventing New Prune

Funny story: Man's Facial Deformity After Inventing New Prune

A man has suffered severe facial deformities after inventing a new type of prune. 'GM foods are becoming more and more popular, but this is one example we should not dismiss.' Benit Row of the food safety commission. 'I've never seen anything...

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Cloned 17-Winged Chicken Will Feed the UK's and USA's Appetites

Funny story: Cloned 17-Winged Chicken Will Feed the UK's and USA's Appetites

MANCHESTER - A chicken with 17 wings is more of an agricultural asset than a chicken with only two wings. No Jessica Simpson, Buffalo wings don't come from buffalos, they come from chickens and ravenous Americans can't seem to get enough of them.

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Queen's horror as 'virtually extinct' flesh-eating spiders introduced into Sandringham bogs

Funny story: Queen's horror as 'virtually extinct' flesh-eating spiders introduced into Sandringham bogs

Norfolk - A colony of the endangered species is causing havoc at the royal residence after making new nesting arrangements in the Queen's ensuite composting lav. The organic throne room is said to be completely infested after a Phobics Anonymous-s...

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Aspartame resolves corn shortage

Funny story: Aspartame resolves corn shortage

Fort Detrick, MD - According to scientist Dr. Orncay Olehay, a drought ready strain of corn has been developed that requires less water to grow. The recent devastating drought in the corn belt of the USA inspired this invention. The new corn prod...

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Doctor and Gambol accused of releasing a Summer Cold Virus

Funny story: Doctor and Gambol accused of releasing a Summer Cold Virus

Doctor and Gambol, the world's largest manufacturer of cold relief medicine, has been accused of genetically engineering a virus that can induce cold symptoms in people during the summer months. "It's not true," said Paul Proctor, head of marketin...

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Flesh-eating bacteria strain eats only excess body fat

Funny story: Flesh-eating bacteria strain eats only excess body fat

Allentown, PA - Everyone knows Allentown is full of people who are too fat to fit into a restaurant booth. That is all about to change since the FDA approved the use of a new strain of flesh-eating bacteria for release into the wild, according to ou...

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GM: It's Not Easy Going Green

Funny story: GM: It's Not Easy Going Green

The first details of Government Motors two new and much awaited new-fuel automobiles have been leaked to several popular auto blogs. No photos are yet available, but this is what we know at this time. The first of the two to arrive at your local dealer will be the Chevrolet Cetacean. This is the cardinal showpiece in a long line of vehicles that GM is expected to produce which will run on wh...

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Extra Drumstick from Three-Legged Chickens raises Unforseen Problem

Gobblers' Knob, Indiana, USA: In what must be exciting news for chicken drumstick lovers everywhere and for a world where diminishing food resources are of grave concern, Indiana farmer Thornton P. Quigley has produced and raised a flock of fully d...

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Cows milk 'methane' blamed in cheese factory blaze

Funny story: Cows milk 'methane' blamed in cheese factory blaze

Wincanton, Somerset - Highly combustible bovine methane is suspected of being behind a Devon blaze where firefighters are tackling the county's biggest blaze for a decade. Acrid fumes reminiscent of charred Welsh Rarebit have engulfed the area as...

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Chocolate Banana - For Real!

Funny story: Chocolate Banana - For Real!

Scientists at Cardiff University on the Stephen King Sponsored Genetics course have successfully cross-bred bananas and cacao the plant that gives us the most important of foodstuffs, chocolate. "It's brilliant," said head professor of genetics, J...

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China Calls Mortgage on White House, Blames Sinking Real Estate Values and Binging First Family!

Funny story: China Calls Mortgage on White House, Blames Sinking Real Estate Values and Binging First Family!

The Peoples Bank of China (PBOC), the country's central bank, and holder of most of the US debt, today sent shock waves through the international monetary system when it called the mortgage loan on The White House, downgraded US Treasury bonds to 'ju...

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Government Motors Offers Free Insurance as Well as an Annoying Back Seat Driver with Purchase of each New Car

Funny story: Government Motors Offers Free Insurance as Well as an Annoying Back Seat Driver with Purchase of each New Car

US auto giant Government Motors has announced that they will pay for the insurance for the first year for any newly purchased GM car. The insurance includes liability as well as physical damage. The catch to the plan, is that the new care owner...

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British Scientists make Big Spud!

Funny story: British Scientists make Big Spud!

British scientists have produced a new genetically modified potato. Called 'The Lonely', each plant can only produce one solitary spud, it will be available for us to buy in Britain's greengrocers and supermarkets later this year. Producing just o...

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Obama Motors Now Facing Massive Recalls and Class Action Suits as Steering Wheels Start Falling Off...in Traffic!

Funny story: Obama Motors Now Facing Massive Recalls and Class Action Suits as Steering Wheels Start Falling Off...in Traffic!

Things are continuing to unravel in Obama Land as Government Motors (GM) was forced to announce another massive recall after a steering wheel came off one of their budget model cars built by a member of the United Auto Workers Union who couldn't be...

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Obama's Government Motors "Volt" Rolls into Showrooms; Taxpayers Get a Jolt in their Wallet!

Funny story: Obama's Government Motors "Volt" Rolls into Showrooms; Taxpayers Get a Jolt in their Wallet!

The long awaited and heralded Obama Government Motors Chevy Volt managed to limp into Dealer showrooms today with customers avoiding them in droves as the real truth about the Green Grocery Getter Gets out! Costing the taxpayers $40,000 to build w...

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