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Funny story: Education Reforms

Education Reforms

An overhaul of GCSEs in England has been announced by Education Secretary Michael Gove in an attempt to raise standards to "compete with the best in the world". Mr Gove announced that the government was thinking of introducing an I-Level standard som...
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Funny story: Top Academic Fumes Over History GCSE Decline

Top Academic Fumes Over History GCSE Decline

Controversial academic Ken Lucid has lambasted government policy on teaching after it emerged that 159 state schools failed to enter any pupils for history GCSE this year. The Department Of Education revealed the figures on the day that pupils acr...
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Funny story: Brand new GCSE paper

Brand new GCSE paper

In relation to Satirical Article concerning GCSE exams. 17 hour exam. 1) Describe the term racism. [ ] Having a different behaviour against another person. 2) What are the Christian teaching on Christianity? (36) Christianity was _____. [Good] 3) With the use of illustrations (pictures), discuss how Christians view the idea of Christmas. Make particular reference to what you...
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Funny story: GCSE's getting easier

GCSE's getting easier

Following a pass rate of 800.C%, examiners are concerned that exams are STILL too easy. So they're dumbing them down to provide for the lower echelons of society. Satirical writer Masterchev was the first to cotton on to this new idea following a...
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Funny story: Man's Joy At GCSE Results

Man's Joy At GCSE Results

A Manchester man awoke yesterday to the life changing news that he had achieved a whopping 10 A stars in his GCSE results. Binman, Stu Dent, 39, from Salford now plans to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a neuro surgeon. Mr Dent said "I le...
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Funny story: World Record GCSE count broken

World Record GCSE count broken

With the GCSE results now out, one student has broken the world record for the number of GCSE A* passes since records began (about 1952). Phillipa Phillips (Pip Pip to her friends), studied for the by now traditional fifteen GCSEs, but in addition...
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Funny story: Record Breaking GCSE Results

Record Breaking GCSE Results

A record proportion of GCSE entries were awarded the top grades in this year's exams, writes our educashun correspondent Mark Mywords. School's minister Vernon Joker said this year's GCSE results showed that sustained and creditable progress in th...
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Funny story: GCSEs Boost For Future Unemployed

GCSEs Boost For Future Unemployed

Job Centre (Hopeless Waste of Time) The latest GCSE results have yet again shown a massive increase in the number of students passing 9 subjects or more. Obviously the new subjects have helped. Getting on the bus, Eastenders, Shoplifting (also availa...
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Funny story: Government Initiative to make the GCSE harder

Government Initiative to make the GCSE harder

In response to critism on the recent world record of high grades in recent GCSE and A Levels, the Government is introducing a new tough style of exams designed for the 21st cenury. Government appointed spokesman for the Child Unified Non educated...
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