Education chiefs have been left reeling after a shock slump in GCSE results.
When it comes to getting the grades, the female of the species has been consistently more deadly than the male. But for the first time, both boys and girls have been out...
An overhaul of GCSEs in England has been announced by Education Secretary Michael Gove in an attempt to raise standards to "compete with the best in the world". Mr Gove announced that the government was thinking of introducing an I-Level standard som...
Controversial academic Ken Lucid has lambasted government policy on teaching after it emerged that 159 state schools failed to enter any pupils for history GCSE this year.
The Department Of Education revealed the figures on the day that pupils acr...
In relation to Satirical Article concerning GCSE exams.
17 hour exam.
1) Describe the term racism.
[ ] Having a different behaviour against another person.
2) What are the Christian teaching on Christianity? (36)
Christianity was _____.
3) With the use of illustrations (pictures), discuss how Christians view the idea of Christmas. Make particular reference to what you...
Following a pass rate of 800.C%, examiners are concerned that exams are STILL too easy. So they're dumbing them down to provide for the lower echelons of society.
Satirical writer Masterchev was the first to cotton on to this new idea following a...
A Manchester man awoke yesterday to the life changing news that he had achieved a whopping 10 A stars in his GCSE results.
Binman, Stu Dent, 39, from Salford now plans to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a neuro surgeon.
Mr Dent said "I le...
With the GCSE results now out, one student has broken the world record for the number of GCSE A* passes since records began (about 1952).
Phillipa Phillips (Pip Pip to her friends), studied for the by now traditional fifteen GCSEs, but in addition...
A record proportion of GCSE entries were awarded the top grades in this year's exams, writes our educashun correspondent Mark Mywords.
School's minister Vernon Joker said this year's GCSE results showed that sustained and creditable progress in th...
Job Centre (Hopeless Waste of Time) The latest GCSE results have yet again shown a massive increase in the number of students passing 9 subjects or more. Obviously the new subjects have helped. Getting on the bus, Eastenders, Shoplifting (also availa...
In response to critism on the recent world record of high grades in recent GCSE and A Levels, the Government is introducing a new tough style of exams designed for the 21st cenury.
Government appointed spokesman for the Child Unified Non educated...
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