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Employers can confiscate and keep workers' unhealthy food under government rules for lunchbox inspections

Funny story: Employers can confiscate and keep workers' unhealthy food under government rules for lunchbox inspections

Employers are free to take - and keep - any item from workers' lunchboxes if they think they are unhealthy or inappropriate, the government has said. Workers were outraged last month when it emerged their scotch eggs and a Peperami were confiscate...

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Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Funny story: Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Avian rights activists are tweeting furiously after an insider at the RSPB leaked the full shocking extent of directed surveillance against birds. Not content with using undercover agents (or 'twitchers'), the shadowy 'protection' agency has gone on...

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Senator Bernie's question rebounds from NSA to GCHQ and back to White House

Funny story: Senator Bernie's question rebounds from NSA to GCHQ and back to White House

Senator Sanders' query to the NSA on whether he and his congressional colleagues are being spied on has led to several unfortunate consequences. A "seed" and "hop" investigation on Mr. Sanders was immediately instigated due to an "articulable susp...

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Guardian editor hauled kicking and screaming to cold cell and bread and water

Funny story: Guardian editor hauled kicking and screaming to cold cell and bread and water

Readers beware! The headline above is totally false, not legitimate investigation--which follows below. The record will be clear. It is not true that The Guardian's Mr. Rusbridger was later conducted into an additional, secret Home Affairs Commi...

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Exclusive Leak Sensation Horror!

Funny story: Exclusive Leak Sensation Horror!

Our exclusive leak comes to us from GCHQ, a source we have had on tap for some time. After taking appropriate advice we can reveal the amazing leak horror sensation! The leak took place in broad daylight in the gardens of No 10 when the Prime M...

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Spoof journalist falls foul of NSA spooks

Funny story: Spoof journalist falls foul of NSA spooks

Following reports in Thursday's Guardian, Spoof journalist Paxton Quigley was shocked to discover that he had become a victim of US security surveillance officers. He spoke to a colleague on the newsdesk about his experience and we are now exposing...

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Carrier Pigeons Secret WWII Message Decoded

Funny story: Carrier Pigeons Secret WWII Message Decoded

UK intelligence agency GCHQ has spent weeks attempting to decipher a secret WWII message found on a dead pigeons leg that was discovered up a chimney in leafy Surrey. After initially appealing to the public for help they've finally cracked it them...

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Panic as Cameron's face appears on a slice of GCHQ toast

Funny story: Panic as Cameron's face appears on a slice of GCHQ toast

London - A canteen lady at the UK's premier listening station nearly got the sack today after a slice of charred toast was mistaken for a deliberate April Fools prank. Mrs Doris Carnoustie was serving GCHQ CEO Sir Monty Dambusta his usual breakfas...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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