Investigative reporter Bartholomew Utterswaithe, reports on the situation regarding the anonymous threats received at the Nottingham Conservative supporters headquarters last week.
Party chairperson Hortensia Araminta Ponsomby-Smyth explained to U...
G4S have admitted that they do not know the current whereabouts of fifteen of the Cameroon Olympic Squad.
"It's quite embarrassing," said Dave Loanshark, manager of the G4S Athlete Protection Division. "We thought we had them all nice and neat in...
Heathrow, LONDON: With many teenagers employed by G4S on £8.50 per hour, deciding to take days off to watch Jeremy Kyle or soaps, there may be trouble ahead. But why has the Olympic Security become a 'car crash', waiting to happen? Lord Coe et al...
Following the success of privatisation 'in so many spheres' the Government has organised a contract with G4S to run Government business. 'It could hardly be worse than the present shambles' said an insider, speaking to Spoof from inside Downing Stree...
Stratford, LONDON: In the tunnel at Stratford Railway Station, entrance gate for the London 2012 Olympics venue, there is a busker singing just like Ralph McTell, the old tune the 'Streets Of London'. Let us listen to those words;
Have you seen the military men
In the closed-down market on Green Street
Kicking up the paper,
with his worn out Army boots?
In his eyes you see no pride for...
With G4S's massive shortfall in security personnel for the Olympics, pound shops up and down the nation have given permission for their security guards to step in and fill the breach.
"They're very good," said Quid Pro Quo owner, Jeremy Stirling.
Four opera singers from Guildhall entrusted with protecting the nation during the Olympics have sensationally pulled out.
G4 were Pop Factor contestants in some year in this decade. After a string of gigs in the immediate aftermath of the show, th...
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