Struggling English Premier League club Fulham have announced that they are to change their name to Queen's Park Rangers. The move was initially greeted with hostility by both supporters until it was explained to them that it meant QPR would be relega...
Fulham's new owner Shahid Khan hopes to build on the work of previous owner Mohamed "Al" Fayed by enforcing a strict new regime on his players.
Hirsute and moustachioed Mr. Khan was quoted as saying "I'm not going to cock this up like those bloody...
Fulham may have sold Mousa Dembele to Tottenham during the transfer window, but Cottagers fans could soon be singing the player's name again, after one of their academy players - also named Mousa Dembele - scored a hat-trick for the club's U18s against Crystal Palace.
Two Mousa Dembele's, theirs only two Mousa Dembele's, two Mousa Dembele's...
Arsenal have not won a trophy fo...
Liverpool striker Luis Suarez insists he has a nice side despite admitting he gets angry on the pitch.
And if you disagree with him, he'll bite your ****ing ear off!
Tevez is my role model says Luis Suarez
Er yeah, that could be were your going wrong Luis.
Balram Chainrai, the former Portsmouth owner, has submitted a new offer in a bid to buy the League One cl...
Fulham have lodged a formal complaint with the Premier League over Liverpool's interest in Clint Dempsey.
Fulham going against the grain here, the rest of the country are laughing at Liverpool, and they're complaining about them.
Wolverhampton Wanderers agree fees of £22 million in selling Matt Jarvis to West Ham and Stephen Fletcher to Sunderland.
Newly minted Wolves...
Toulouse defender Cheikh M'Bengue, 24, has revealed he is wanted by Arsenal.
Shake yar money to Cheik M'Bengue, Arsenal - theirs noting toulouse!
Meanwhile, the Craven Cottage club have rejected a 'very low' bid from Manchester United for midfielder Moussa Dembele, 25.
A spokesman for United explained the 'low' offer. "It's al down to the share price imn New York do...
Pop star and erratic driver George 'Greekius' Michalos today backed plans for London football club Fulham to increase the capacity to their stadium.
"I love it. I'm always up for a bit of the cottaging. Especially on Saturday afternoon when the gr...
QPR have named Mark Hughes as their new boss after promising him up to £30 to spend on sheep.
The Welshman has received assurances from the QPR board that they match his own ambition and are prepared to place a £20-30 war chest at his disposal, en...
HAMMERSMITH, LONDON - After Al-Fayed erected a statue of the famed pop star in the Fulham grounds, critics were quick to point out the flaws in it.
The most unlikely of groups, Fulham fans, and Jacko fans, have joined forces on a campaign to remov...
London - A flock of Siberian swallows from the red-breasted sapsucker family is suspected of dumping all over the Craven Cottage statue unveiled by Mohammed Fayed on Sunday.
"They're emoting football fans' disgust at the effigy," Fulham Twitcher...
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