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Funny story:  Fulham: New owner Khan wants to take club to 'next level'

Fulham: New owner Khan wants to take club to 'next level'

Fulham's new owner Shahid Khan hopes to build on the work of previous owner Mohamed "Al" Fayed by enforcing a strict new regime on his players. Hirsute and moustachioed Mr. Khan was quoted as saying "I'm not going to cock this up like those bloody...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 3rd September 2012

Football Gossip & comments 3rd September 2012

Fulham may have sold Mousa Dembele to Tottenham during the transfer window, but Cottagers fans could soon be singing the player's name again, after one of their academy players - also named Mousa Dembele - scored a hat-trick for the club's U18s against Crystal Palace. (Fulham FC.com) Two Mousa Dembele's, theirs only two Mousa Dembele's, two Mousa Dembele's... Arsenal have not won a trophy fo...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 26th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 26th August 2012

Liverpool striker Luis Suarez insists he has a nice side despite admitting he gets angry on the pitch. (The Guardian) And if you disagree with him, he'll bite your ****ing ear off! Tevez is my role model says Luis Suarez (Daily Star) Er yeah, that could be were your going wrong Luis. Balram Chainrai, the former Portsmouth owner, has submitted a new offer in a bid to buy the League One cl...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 24th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 24th August 2012

Fulham have lodged a formal complaint with the Premier League over Liverpool's interest in Clint Dempsey. (Various) Fulham going against the grain here, the rest of the country are laughing at Liverpool, and they're complaining about them. Wolverhampton Wanderers agree fees of £22 million in selling Matt Jarvis to West Ham and Stephen Fletcher to Sunderland. (BBC Sport) Newly minted Wolves...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 18th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 18th August 2012

Toulouse defender Cheikh M'Bengue, 24, has revealed he is wanted by Arsenal. (Daily Star) Shake yar money to Cheik M'Bengue, Arsenal - theirs noting toulouse! Meanwhile, the Craven Cottage club have rejected a 'very low' bid from Manchester United for midfielder Moussa Dembele, 25. (TalkSPORT) A spokesman for United explained the 'low' offer. "It's al down to the share price imn New York do...
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Funny story:  Pop star backs Fulham plans to increase Craven Cottage capacity

Pop star backs Fulham plans to increase Craven Cottage capacity

Pop star and erratic driver George 'Greekius' Michalos today backed plans for London football club Fulham to increase the capacity to their stadium. "I love it. I'm always up for a bit of the cottaging. Especially on Saturday afternoon when the gr...
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Funny story:  QPR give silk purse to Mark Hughes.

QPR give silk purse to Mark Hughes.

QPR have named Mark Hughes as their new boss after promising him up to £30 to spend on sheep. The Welshman has received assurances from the QPR board that they match his own ambition and are prepared to place a £20-30 war chest at his disposal, en...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Statue Brings Fullam Fans, Jacko Fans Together

Michael Jackson Statue Brings Fullam Fans, Jacko Fans Together

HAMMERSMITH, LONDON - After Al-Fayed erected a statue of the famed pop star in the Fulham grounds, critics were quick to point out the flaws in it. The most unlikely of groups, Fulham fans, and Jacko fans, have joined forces on a campaign to remov...
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Funny story:  Jackson statue covered in bird shit

Jackson statue covered in bird shit

London - A flock of Siberian swallows from the red-breasted sapsucker family is suspected of dumping all over the Craven Cottage statue unveiled by Mohammed Fayed on Sunday. "They're emoting football fans' disgust at the effigy," Fulham Twitcher...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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