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Tiger Woods to Headline TEPCO Fukushima Open July 17-20 2014

Funny story: Tiger Woods to Headline TEPCO Fukushima Open July 17-20 2014

Tiger Woods will headline the inaugural TEPCO Fukushima Open Golf Championship at the Jack Nicklaus newly designed Fukushima National Golf Course in Fukushima, Japan, the Japan Golf Tour Organisation announced today, April 10, 2014. The Fukushima Ope...

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New Fukushima Spawned Apple Variety Discovered in U.S. Grove

Funny story: New Fukushima Spawned Apple Variety Discovered in U.S. Grove

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Agriculture announced today a new and highly unusual variety of apple has appeared in a Northwest grove and may be a result of radiation from the Fukushima, Japan nuclear power plant meltdown in Marc...

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A Nuclear Reactor In Your Pocket?

Funny story: A Nuclear Reactor In Your Pocket?

The race is on to develop a new breed of nuclear reactors. The nuclear power industry, still reeling after the Fukishima Disater - which has spread radioactivity to the U.S.' West Coast and created glowing fish -wants to change it image. It's going...

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Google's new barge to be deployed in clean-up of Japanese tsunami trash

Funny story: Google's new barge to be deployed in clean-up of Japanese tsunami trash

San Francisco - "Yep, it's a giant Japanese tsunami crap sucker alright," was the latest comment from a San Francisco techie today tweeting about the construction of a massive floating edifice outside Google's San Francisco HQ. The barge is believ...

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The Uncontainable Fukushima Song

Funny story: The Uncontainable Fukushima Song

Fukushima as sung by Pairee Komokazee Uncontainable The radiation's very high It's uncontainable Uncontainable Ask a widow not to cry It's uncontainable Can I hold your mutant tumor And not feel you dying with me? Split the atom That I never think of death Oh, uncontainable! Will the ocean Keep on glowing on the shore? It's uncontainable If I ate fish Could I die forever...

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Japan sells fish caught near Fukushima to Zombies

Funny story: Japan sells fish caught near Fukushima to Zombies

Dead seafood caught off Japan's Fukushima coastline went on sale to a village inhabited by Zombies. Those are the same Zombies that worked in the famous movie, "Dawn of the Dead." After the filming was done, the Zombies were shipped to Japan to r...

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Japan sells first fish caught near Fukushima following nuclear crisis

TOKYO - The first seafood caught off Japan's Fukushima coastline since last year's nuclear disaster went on sale Monday, the biggest seller being the 800 pound and 50ft shrimp and the glow in the dark Octopus with 16 tentacles. Flying Flounder...

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Radioactive sushi beneficial

Funny story: Radioactive sushi beneficial

San Francisco - The local chamber of commerce announced today that the new, glowing sushi being served at local eateries is very beneficial, especially for cancer patients. According to chair, Dr. Bunhardschmit, the radiation consumed in the sushi...

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Japan moving to Mars

Funny story: Japan moving to Mars

TOKYO - The emperor of Japan has announced that Japan will be "Moving to Mars" by 2020. According to sources close to the emperor's secret compound, the plan to move Japan to Africa was foiled by huge insects that terrified Japanese school children...

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Jesus wept! Japan authorities declare 'Fukushima stable' a holy birth shrine

Funny story: Jesus wept! Japan authorities declare 'Fukushima stable' a holy birth shrine

Tokyo - Jesus was born inside a nuclear fast breeder reactor according to Japanese sources which have placed the Fukishima 'stable' on the conservation 'at risk' register. Fallout specialists said today some historical corrections may be needed to...

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Fukushima: The Musical

Funny story: Fukushima: The Musical

The disaster at Fukushima, that saw much of the East coast of Japan destroyed and millions left homeless, is to be dramatised in a new musical production it was announced today. The all-star cast will include Justin Bieber as the forty-three year...

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Fukushima's feminising effects

Funny story: Fukushima's feminising effects

There is more bad news for the Japanese as it has been discovered that the radiation from Fukushima's destroyed reactor is affecting the way nearby residents create cholesterol. "At first," said Professor Ann Hetty who was leading the study, "we t...

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Japanese Fish Forgets How to Swim!

Funny story: Japanese Fish Forgets How to Swim!

Japanese marine experts who have been studying the effects to Japan's marine life following the nuclear disaster at Fukushima earlier this year, have found that one fish that swims in it's coastal waters, the 'hokkidokki' loco flumo, or 'dancing fish...

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Nuki releases nuclear powered golf ball

Funny story: Nuki releases nuclear powered golf ball

NAGASAKI - Nuki sports corporation spokesman Isukagolf Nevigotapar, announced to a stunned, if not slightly radioactive crowd that it has launched a new line of nuclear powered golf balls. The plutonium core ball actually goes critical when struck...

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Thousands of farm animals facing fate worse than death

Funny story: Thousands of farm animals facing fate worse than death

Fukushima - Thousands of farm animals, according to my source, Mr. Sukucowteata, a farmer here, are slowly dying in the "no go" zone 20 kilometers around the death-spewing Fukushima reactor. Pigs on automatic feeding machines are slowly dying and up...

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Cher to award Nobel prize to Fukushima reactor managers

Funny story: Cher to award Nobel prize to Fukushima reactor managers

Fukushima - According to my source, Cher's hairdresser, Cher is traveling to Japan now to award the Cher Nobel prize to the Fukushima management team. The prize goes to the nuclear accident of greatest proportion and drama, and is only awarded whe...

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Radioactive water being sent to Midoriyam

Funny story: Radioactive water being sent to Midoriyam

Mount Midoriyam Japan - The Nimca Worrier studio set is being spiced up with even more dangerous obstacles, from the tsunami. Long time all-star Nimca Worrier, Mr. Nimca Worrier, our source, has the inside information on the new obstacles. The c...

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IRS to tax beneficial Fukushima radiaton

Funny story: IRS to tax beneficial Fukushima radiaton

Washington DC - My source, a.k.a. Bill, in the IRS, jubilant over the averted government shutdown, revealed to me after five Black Russians, that the IRS will start taxing Americans on the 'beneficial' radiation that they are subjected too as a resul...

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