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Funny story: New Fukushima Spawned Apple Variety Discovered in U.S. Grove

New Fukushima Spawned Apple Variety Discovered in U.S. Grove

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Agriculture announced today a new and highly unusual variety of apple has appeared in a Northwest grove and may be a result of radiation from the Fukushima, Japan nuclear power plant meltdown in Marc...
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Funny story: A Nuclear Reactor In Your Pocket?

A Nuclear Reactor In Your Pocket?

The race is on to develop a new breed of nuclear reactors. The nuclear power industry, still reeling after the Fukishima Disater - which has spread radioactivity to the U.S.' West Coast and created glowing fish -wants to change it image. It's going...
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Funny story: Google's new barge to be deployed in clean-up of Japanese tsunami trash

Google's new barge to be deployed in clean-up of Japanese tsunami trash

San Francisco - "Yep, it's a giant Japanese tsunami crap sucker alright," was the latest comment from a San Francisco techie today tweeting about the construction of a massive floating edifice outside Google's San Francisco HQ. The barge is believ...
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Funny story: The Uncontainable Fukushima Song

The Uncontainable Fukushima Song

Fukushima as sung by Pairee Komokazee Uncontainable The radiation's very high It's uncontainable Uncontainable Ask a widow not to cry It's uncontainable Can I hold your mutant tumor And not feel you dying with me? Split the atom That I never think of death Oh, uncontainable! Will the ocean Keep on glowing on the shore? It's uncontainable If I ate fish Could I die forever...
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Funny story: Japan sells fish caught near Fukushima to Zombies

Japan sells fish caught near Fukushima to Zombies

Dead seafood caught off Japan's Fukushima coastline went on sale to a village inhabited by Zombies. Those are the same Zombies that worked in the famous movie, "Dawn of the Dead." After the filming was done, the Zombies were shipped to Japan to r...
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Funny story: Japan sells first fish caught near Fukushima following nuclear crisis

Japan sells first fish caught near Fukushima following nuclear crisis

TOKYO - The first seafood caught off Japan's Fukushima coastline since last year's nuclear disaster went on sale Monday, the biggest seller being the 800 pound and 50ft shrimp and the glow in the dark Octopus with 16 tentacles. Flying Flounder...
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Funny story: Radioactive sushi beneficial

Radioactive sushi beneficial

San Francisco - The local chamber of commerce announced today that the new, glowing sushi being served at local eateries is very beneficial, especially for cancer patients. According to chair, Dr. Bunhardschmit, the radiation consumed in the sushi...
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Funny story: Strange Vegetables, Fruits From Fukushima Begin Appearing In Local Food Stores

Strange Vegetables, Fruits From Fukushima Begin Appearing In Local Food Stores

Springfield, PA-- Bizarre mutated produce from Fukushima Japan has begun appearing in local grocery stores. Nightmarish food created from the world's worst nuclear disaster is being sold to consumers. The government says there is no radioactivity,...
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Funny story: Fukushima Is For Lovers!

Fukushima Is For Lovers!

Fukushima, Japan-- There's a new honeymoon spot for lovers, waiting across the sea. It's called Fukushima, Japan--and it offers empty beaches, romantic scenery and that extra special radioactive touch for all newlyweds. Fukushima is for lovers!...
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Funny story: Fukushima Radiation Inside Everyone Says Government

Fukushima Radiation Inside Everyone Says Government

New York, NY-- There's great news tonight about the nuclear accident in Fukushima Japan. Government scientists are reporting that nuclear radiation from the meltdowns has now entered into the bodies of every person on the planet. The average person...
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Funny story: Japan moving to Mars

Japan moving to Mars

TOKYO - The emperor of Japan has announced that Japan will be "Moving to Mars" by 2020. According to sources close to the emperor's secret compound, the plan to move Japan to Africa was foiled by huge insects that terrified Japanese school children...
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Funny story: Jesus wept! Japan authorities declare 'Fukushima stable' a holy birth shrine

Jesus wept! Japan authorities declare 'Fukushima stable' a holy birth shrine

Tokyo - Jesus was born inside a nuclear fast breeder reactor according to Japanese sources which have placed the Fukishima 'stable' on the conservation 'at risk' register. Fallout specialists said today some historical corrections may be needed to...
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Funny story: Fukushima: The Musical

Fukushima: The Musical

The disaster at Fukushima, that saw much of the East coast of Japan destroyed and millions left homeless, is to be dramatised in a new musical production it was announced today. The all-star cast will include Justin Bieber as the forty-three year...
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Funny story: Fukushima's feminising effects

Fukushima's feminising effects

There is more bad news for the Japanese as it has been discovered that the radiation from Fukushima's destroyed reactor is affecting the way nearby residents create cholesterol. "At first," said Professor Ann Hetty who was leading the study, "we t...
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Funny story: Japanese Fish Forgets How to Swim!

Japanese Fish Forgets How to Swim!

Japanese marine experts who have been studying the effects to Japan's marine life following the nuclear disaster at Fukushima earlier this year, have found that one fish that swims in it's coastal waters, the 'hokkidokki' loco flumo, or 'dancing fish...
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Funny story: Nuki releases nuclear powered golf ball

Nuki releases nuclear powered golf ball

NAGASAKI - Nuki sports corporation spokesman Isukagolf Nevigotapar, announced to a stunned, if not slightly radioactive crowd that it has launched a new line of nuclear powered golf balls. The plutonium core ball actually goes critical when struck...
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Funny story: Flesh-Eating Tomatoes Reported Across Country

Flesh-Eating Tomatoes Reported Across Country

Washington, DC - The Department of Agriculture is warning consumers of a new threat in the produce aisle this summer. Flesh-eating tomatoes have been reported in dozens of cities across the country. No deaths have been recorded, but many people hav...
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Funny story: Thousands of farm animals facing fate worse than death

Thousands of farm animals facing fate worse than death

Fukushima - Thousands of farm animals, according to my source, Mr. Sukucowteata, a farmer here, are slowly dying in the "no go" zone 20 kilometers around the death-spewing Fukushima reactor. Pigs on automatic feeding machines are slowly dying and up...
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Donald Trump and Dick Cheny Play Round of Golf, Both Claim Record Scores

Dick Cheney and Donald Trump both announced after their round of golf together that they each had shot an 18, a hole-in-one on every hole.

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