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Funny story: Come into the garden Maude (with apologies to Alfred, Lord Tennyson)

Come into the garden Maude (with apologies to Alfred, Lord Tennyson)

Come into the garden, Francis Maude For my Jerry (Mc)Cann of unleaded is blown Come into the garden, Maude, I'm left here smouldering all alone (That damn Woodbine sticking out of my mouth Seeds of unintended arson hath sown...) I lit up in a cloud of dawntide mists With the planet of Love on high Now I realise I musta been pisst When a bolt of lightning struck from the sky All nigh...
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