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Funny story: Man marries Frog

Man marries Frog

A 53 year old man, Granville Sawbottom, has married a Common British Frog called Tracey, in a bizarre ceremony at The Dog & Duck in the leafy Wiltshire village of Upper Chuffer. The ceremony was performed by Colin the Barman last Saturday nigh...
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Funny story: Dickens busts loose at CERN! Glorious scandal! Harley Street Chiropractor Already in Jail!

Dickens busts loose at CERN! Glorious scandal! Harley Street Chiropractor Already in Jail!

Hilarious statement made by Offenbach's top gens d'arme! Hoppity Hooper to flip when he hears this! "Un be lucking fleebable!" 'tis a great day for underemployed prosecutors everywhere because the lorries are lineing up to haul them away from...
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Funny story: Five year study into understanding frogs concludes

Five year study into understanding frogs concludes

Professor Huey Verse has spent the past five years studying the various calls of the Amazonian amphibians in their native habitat in order to discover if these simple creatures have a form of language. "I have been living in a tent being bitten by...
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Funny story: Frog Standing for Presidency

Frog Standing for Presidency

Frog Grimface has thrown his spawn into the ring in a bid to win the Presidential nomination for the Republican Party. He comes with a history of frog spawn stretching over many miles and he thinks Rabbit Obama is likely to be tripped up with his rhe...
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Funny story: Frog-marched by US Pak finally 'accepts' India flood aid. Responds by sending India PM suspicious 'basket of mangoes'

Frog-marched by US Pak finally 'accepts' India flood aid. Responds by sending India PM suspicious 'basket of mangoes'

There seems to be no end to Paki hubris and stupidity. At yesterday's Oscar-losing performance at the UN Pak's top buffoon-diplomat jawed his way through threats of: "If you don't help us the extremists will take over" - to expressions of incred...
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Funny story: Superfrog to deal with mosquito problem

Superfrog to deal with mosquito problem

We've all experienced that high-pitched whine at night - no, not the neighbour's frantic lovemaking, but something equally irritating at 4am. The sound of a well-fed mosquito. Every year, millions of humans are bitten by these bloodthirsty suckers...
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Funny story: Local Toad Escapes Godzilla's Grasp in Frantic Pissing Frenzy

Local Toad Escapes Godzilla's Grasp in Frantic Pissing Frenzy

Weekly World News, UK Bureau -- Reports coming in from the UK today confirm that a small local toad has miraculously survived a harrowing encounter with none other than Godzilla himself this evening. "I was merely hopping along minding my own damn...
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Funny story: Greek Pet Frogs All the Rage

Greek Pet Frogs All the Rage

One persons' annoyance is another's business opportunity. After the Greek financial meltdown came the frog plague, that saw billions of frogs blanket the landscape. Greek commuters in Athens smashed millions of the tiny amphibians, and soiled thei...
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Funny story: Identity Frogs Pose New Threat

Identity Frogs Pose New Threat

Washington, D.C. - The Department of Agriculture has issued a new warning concerning the emerging threat of Identity frogs, small amphibians with the ability to mimic the voices of those they encounter. The arboreal frogs typically cling to tree...
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Funny story: Woman in love with Frog

Woman in love with Frog

A woman from Wisconsin is being divorced by her husband because she is "in love with a frog". Writer, JanSal is in an ecstatic state over the love she feels for a frog she met at a local pond this summer. Her husband and family are "fed up" wit...
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Funny story: Crazy Frog Toppled

Crazy Frog Toppled

The Crazy Frog has been toppled as the world's most annoying advert based ring tone. The frog has held the position for three whole years despite being created in 2002 by The Chuckle Brothers, who have maintained their otherwise dead career off the b...
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Funny story: Kermit The Frog Vanishes While Doing Glenn Beck Piece for "Bill Moyers Journal"

Kermit The Frog Vanishes While Doing Glenn Beck Piece for "Bill Moyers Journal"

New York, New York - An emotional Miss Piggy walked into a New York Police Station today claiming she has not heard or seen from her life long companion, Kermit The Frog, since he was assigned to do an investigative reporting piece on Glenn Beck by t...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck's Boiled Frog Incident Blamed On Chronic Dry Eye Condition

Glenn Beck's Boiled Frog Incident Blamed On Chronic Dry Eye Condition

Washington, DC - "Glenn just didn't see that it was a live frog he grabbed out of the tank and tossed into a pot of boiling water," said a co-producer of the Glenn Beck TV show at a press conference called to explain Glenn Beck's actions that so shoc...
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Funny story: Toads Prefer Pepsi

Toads Prefer Pepsi

Florida - Pepsi has announced that in a blind taste test eight out of ten toads prefer Pepsi to Coca Cola. The taste test took place in Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge this summer during evenings over a two week period. Cola cans of Pepsi a...
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Funny story: The Prince, The Frog, Mork And Indiana Jones

The Prince, The Frog, Mork And Indiana Jones

The giant frog which appeared alongside Prince Charles and sons Wills and Harry in a wacky, off the wall, save the rainforest internet broadcast was a reluctant participant according to Royal insiders. The broadcast, which also featured Mork, the...
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Funny story: First Frog to Grow Mustache in Recorded History

First Frog to Grow Mustache in Recorded History

After 30 years of hard work, a group of scientists in Budapest have successfully made a frog grow a moustache for the first time in recorded history. "It's really a good, good feeling," says Oscar Schnippleton, one of the scientists on the project.
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Funny story: Obama Has a Frog in His Pants

Obama Has a Frog in His Pants

Washington - President-elect Obama has revealed that the secret to his much admired public speaking skills is as simple as putting a frog in his pants. "I found the frog" (Don't go there you know that tickles) "Helps give dramatic pauses to...
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Funny story: Pope Rescinds Remarks About Martin Kippenberger's Frog

Pope Rescinds Remarks About Martin Kippenberger's Frog

This morning, a sheepish Pope, Benedict XVI announced to a gathered audience that he is apologizing for asking an art museum in Northern Italy to remove the display of a frog on a cross that was created by German artist Martin Kippenberger "We rea...
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