Professor Huey Verse has spent the past five years studying the various calls of the Amazonian amphibians in their native habitat in order to discover if these simple creatures have a form of language.
"I have been living in a tent being bitten by...
Frog Grimface has thrown his spawn into the ring in a bid to win the Presidential nomination for the Republican Party. He comes with a history of frog spawn stretching over many miles and he thinks Rabbit Obama is likely to be tripped up with his rhe...
There seems to be no end to Paki hubris and stupidity.
At yesterday's Oscar-losing performance at the UN Pak's top buffoon-diplomat jawed his way through threats of: "If you don't help us the extremists will take over" - to expressions of incred...
We've all experienced that high-pitched whine at night - no, not the neighbour's frantic lovemaking, but something equally irritating at 4am. The sound of a well-fed mosquito.
Every year, millions of humans are bitten by these bloodthirsty suckers...
Weekly World News, UK Bureau -- Reports coming in from the UK today confirm that a small local toad has miraculously survived a harrowing encounter with none other than Godzilla himself this evening.
"I was merely hopping along minding my own damn...
One persons' annoyance is another's business opportunity. After the Greek financial meltdown came the frog plague, that saw billions of frogs blanket the landscape. Greek commuters in Athens smashed millions of the tiny amphibians, and soiled thei...
Washington, D.C. - The Department of Agriculture has issued a new warning concerning the emerging threat of Identity frogs, small amphibians with the ability to mimic the voices of those they encounter.
The arboreal frogs typically cling to tree...
A woman from Wisconsin is being divorced by her husband because she is "in love with a frog".
Writer, JanSal is in an ecstatic state over the love she feels for a frog she met at a local pond this summer.
Her husband and family are "fed up" wit...
The Crazy Frog has been toppled as the world's most annoying advert based ring tone. The frog has held the position for three whole years despite being created in 2002 by The Chuckle Brothers, who have maintained their otherwise dead career off the b...
New York, New York - An emotional Miss Piggy walked into a New York Police Station today claiming she has not heard or seen from her life long companion, Kermit The Frog, since he was assigned to do an investigative reporting piece on Glenn Beck by t...
Washington, DC - "Glenn just didn't see that it was a live frog he grabbed out of the tank and tossed into a pot of boiling water," said a co-producer of the Glenn Beck TV show at a press conference called to explain Glenn Beck's actions that so shoc...
Florida - Pepsi has announced that in a blind taste test eight out of ten toads prefer Pepsi to Coca Cola.
The taste test took place in Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge this summer during evenings over a two week period.
Cola cans of Pepsi a...
The giant frog which appeared alongside Prince Charles and sons Wills and Harry in a wacky, off the wall, save the rainforest internet broadcast was a reluctant participant according to Royal insiders.
The broadcast, which also featured Mork, the...
After 30 years of hard work, a group of scientists in Budapest have successfully made a frog grow a moustache for the first time in recorded history. "It's really a good, good feeling," says Oscar Schnippleton, one of the scientists on the project.
Washington - President-elect Obama has revealed that the secret to his much admired public speaking skills is as simple as putting a frog in his pants.
"I found the frog"
(Don't go there you know that tickles)
"Helps give dramatic pauses to...
This morning, a sheepish Pope, Benedict XVI announced to a gathered audience that he is apologizing for asking an art museum in Northern Italy to remove the display of a frog on a cross that was created by German artist Martin Kippenberger
"We rea...
The giant frog, Beelzebufo Ampinga, or "the frog from hell" has today been found alive. Until today, the 'devil frog' was thought to be extinct.
ASDA, the family friendly front for the multi-racist and bigoted American dictators; WALMART have offended the French by selling FROGS with their French salads.
In a bizarre, almost nonchalant statement, ASDA said the new range of French salads we...