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Friday the 13th Full Moon roller coaster countdown for beleaguered NewsCorpse chief

Funny story: Friday the 13th Full Moon roller coaster countdown for beleaguered NewsCorpse chief

New York - The last time a full moon occurred on Friday the 13th, in October 2000, Rupert Murdoch was sitting pretty in his NYC NewsCorpse HQ confidently predicting Al 'Weird Al' Gore was just daze away from being elected the next President of the U...

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Kabbalists predict tough Friday the 13th followed by seismic Yom Kippur

Funny story: Kabbalists predict tough Friday the 13th followed by seismic Yom Kippur

New York - Rabbis at New York's Kabbalah Institute for Diaspora Stuff are wrestling with the thorny issue of karma ahead of Yom Kippur, the year's most sombre feast day. Day of Atonement rituals set to begin around sunset tomorrow are causing ang...

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Friday the 13th astrology shocker for House of Lords reform scams

Funny story: Friday the 13th astrology shocker for House of Lords reform scams

London - A cosmic tsunami is being predicted as Uranus, celestial body of sudden eruptions, turns retrograde this Friday. Nicknamed the zodiac's Great Awakener the planet currently straddles part of the Aries constellation traditionally associated...

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Curse Of Friday 13th Befalls Blackburn Man

Funny story: Curse Of Friday 13th Befalls Blackburn Man

Friday the thirteenth is a day to be feared. Many people choose to stay in bed on the traditionally unlucky day, named after the slasher film franchise starring the un-killable Jason Vorhees. But few suffer the misfortune that befell Terry Gilchri...

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Friday the 13th paranoia hits the Vatican

Funny story: Friday the 13th paranoia hits the Vatican

Rome - The Pope's private quarters had the full Bell, Book & Candle treatment today after minders found a red-haired voodoo doll stuffed inside a hidden crevice along with a handwritten billet-doux signed 'Love, Fidel'. Vatican exorcists fear...

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Friday The 13th - Only 876 Murders Reported In America As Most Summer Camps Are Closed For The Winter

Funny story: Friday The 13th - Only 876 Murders Reported In America As Most Summer Camps Are Closed For The Winter

Camp Crystal Lake - Maine - Startling figures released by the FBI this morning related that a staggeringly low 876 summer camp murders occurred last night, as opposed to 15,986 on the corresponding Friday the 13th date for August 2011. Behavioral...

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OMG! Somali pirates poised to capture HMS Daring on Friday the 13th!!

Funny story: OMG! Somali pirates poised to capture HMS Daring on Friday the 13th!!

Portsmouth - A ouija board reading at the Admiralty tonight voiced fears about the Brits' new kick-ass boat HMS Daring being seized by Somali pirates on Friday the 13th. The Type 45 destroyer left Portsmouth this morning bound for the turbulent, o...

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Queen fears Friday the 13th has started early amid post-Full Moon Sumatra quake

Funny story: Queen fears Friday the 13th has started early amid post-Full Moon Sumatra quake

Indonesia - She was informed early as the 7.3 magnitude tremor struck 423km (262 miles) south-west of Banda Aceh at an estimated depth of 29.1 km (18.1 miles) triggering an official tsunami warning along the Pacific Ring of Fire. Courtiers said to...

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Curse of Friday-The-13th as cruise ship named after royal newlyweds sees engine explode

Funny story: Curse of Friday-The-13th as cruise ship named after royal newlyweds sees engine explode

Baltic Sea - "OMG! Tell me this isn't an omen!" a Clarence House flunkey wailed as news that a passenger cruise liner named The Devil And Kate was being towed to port following a massive internal power failure. The 856-cabin vessel, originally the...

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'Love, Honour and Fellate, Kate!' as Friday-the-13th tsunami fears hit Fregate honeymoon isle

Funny story: 'Love, Honour and Fellate, Kate!' as Friday-the-13th tsunami fears hit Fregate honeymoon isle

Say-Shells - A cliched twist on the old 'Did the earth move for you, darlin?' is rattling the newlyweds, a tremor-watch conspiracy site said today. The royal pair's Seychelles honeymoon isle 'could see a massive tidal surge this weekend' TinFoilH...

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Friday the 13th Rome earthquake is Third Secret of Fatima

Funny story: Friday the 13th Rome earthquake is Third Secret of Fatima

Rome - (Jesus Wept News): A 'spolier' prediction by cabinet-maker and amateur seismologist Raffaele Bendandi has rattled the Vatican. The wannabe seer reckoned that today, May 11th's astrological alignments would spark the Big One, razing the Eter...

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This Friday the 13th Predicted to Be Astronomical Doozy

Funny story: This Friday the 13th Predicted to Be Astronomical Doozy

Several astronomers are coming right out and telling people to be extra careful this Friday the 13th due to the fact that in addition to the 13th falling on a Friday this month, another more sinister event will be happening in the skies that night-a...

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Spoof Writer In Training For Friday 13th Winchester Summit

Funny story: Spoof Writer In Training For Friday 13th Winchester Summit

Given the potential portents of venturing out on Friday the 13th, one unnamed accident prone writer for satirical website theSpoof.com has announced that he is taking no chances over the great Winchester meeting scheduled for portentous Friday the 13...

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Spoof Knights Templar To Seek Holy Grail In Winchester On Friday The 13th

Funny story: Spoof Knights Templar To Seek Holy Grail In Winchester On Friday The 13th

Leaked information received by Skoob News Inc appears to suggest that a secretive sub-sect of TheSpoof.com writers is all set do descend on the ancient and historic city of Winchester, on Friday 13th, to seek the Holy Grail. It is thought that the...

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'I will abolish the Friday the thirteenth superstition' Obama promises

Funny story: 'I will abolish the Friday the thirteenth superstition' Obama promises

US President Barack Obama today promised to end the superstition surrounding Fridays that fall on the thirteenth day in a month. 'People', he said, 'let us take it into our hearts, and let us move forward. Let us just say to one another, we can do...

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Friday The 13th "Cleans Up" At The Box Office

Funny story: Friday The 13th "Cleans Up" At The Box Office

Friday The 13th, the latest edition of the Slash Opera has packed theaters like no other this past President's Day weekend, scoring an estimated $42.2 million from Friday to Sunday. Final numbers and standings should be out by Wednesday. Elsewhere...

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Britain Grinds To A Halt Again - ThisTime Because It's Friday 13th

Funny story: Britain Grinds To A Halt Again - ThisTime Because It's Friday 13th

Britain is once again grinding to a halt as a nation, as the most traumatic few weeks in this proud nation's history plod gracelessly to an impossibly sombre denouement. We have the credit crunch, we had the snow, we had the ice, we had the rain,...

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Another Friday the 13th omen as Russian and US satellites collide

Funny story: Another Friday the 13th omen as Russian and US satellites collide

Space - (Ominous Mess): World leaders' shattered nerves were dealt yet another blow today with the news that US and Russian communications satellites collided in space after crossing Comet Lulin's earthbound trajectory. The American Iridium satell...

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