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Fast-Food Employee Fired For Forgetting To Ask "You Want Fries With That?"

Funny story: Fast-Food Employee Fired For Forgetting To Ask "You Want Fries With That?"

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The home office of the McDonut's Fast Food Franchise has just received a report from one of its restaurants. According to spokesperson Nancy Zabeletta, located west of the Mississippi River has reportedly fired one of its emp...

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Miley Cyrus Twerks A Hooter's Restaurant Hostess

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Twerks A Hooter's Restaurant Hostess

VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus says she spends about two hours each night trying to figure out ways to top herself in the eyes of the public. She recently went into a Hooter's Restaurant located in Venice Beach and before she left she had...

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Idaho Announces That Eating Potato Chips Actually Helps To Lose Weight

Funny story: Idaho Announces That Eating Potato Chips Actually Helps To Lose Weight

POCATELLO, Idaho - The Idaho State Department of Food Commodities has just reported that eating potato chips can help an individual lose weight. Sharon "Cookie" Buttonbush, 52, with the ISDFC stated that research scientists have just discovered th...

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McDonald's goes buffet after man sues for portion control

Funny story: McDonald's goes buffet after man sues for portion control

GEORGIA - McDonald's executives have been scurrying all around the United States to reconstruct their restaurants to fit a buffet style system. Even their website have changed to reflect the new look of their policies advertising 'as many burgers as...

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Rights Fight Bites!

Funny story: Rights Fight Bites!

Hollywood,Ca. - Relatives of Stooge Curly Howard were in court again today, seeking damages for unauthorized use of their famous relative's name by French fry manufacturers. "Every one of these companies which sell or manufacture "Curly Fries" ow...

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French Claim their Frites are an Inch Longer than American Fries

Funny story: French Claim their Frites are an Inch Longer than American Fries

Mont Penis Blanc, France - A recent survey of tubers worldwide has concluded there are considerable regional differences in the length of spuds. The study was conducted by the German Institute of Stem Research. Dr Willie Limp, chief investigator e...

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Presidential candidate McCain reveals new vote winner

Funny story: Presidential candidate McCain reveals new vote winner

Senator John McCain received a huge pre election boost when it was revealed that his latest line of oven chips were the healthiest yet. "The fat content is at an all time low and even the packaging is bio-degradeble" said Senator McCain."I am also...

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McCain To Stop Making Chips

Funny story: McCain To Stop Making Chips

There was dramatic news for chip-lovers this afternoon, when John McCain revealed that from September, his convenience food company will cease to produce the tasty, fast food potato treats.

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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