Showing:

Funny satire stories about French Foreign Legion

Try another search?

French jungle destroyed by a legion of baguette bashers!

Funny story: French jungle destroyed by a legion of baguette bashers!

French Foreign Legion troops brandishing hi-tech baguettes marched into the Jungle last week and bashed it so badly, it ended up in crumbs! Inhabitants of the jungle were seen fleeing the safety of urine saturated trees, bushes and other watering hol...

Read full story View 'French jungle destroyed by a legion of baguette bashers!'

French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

Funny story: French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

New York - The French Foreign Legion's ambassador the the United Nations is being asked to move to a downtown motel as his bosses in Vichy, France downsize their Manhattan portfolio. It's hoped the move will stave off foreclosure by the state-paw...

Read full story View 'French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale'

French Foreign Legion to sue NSA

Funny story: French Foreign Legion to sue NSA

Washington AC/DC - The military service wing of the French Army [sic] is up in arms about being infiltrated by the NSA in the latest twist of the Gallic surrender monkey saga. The spat is part of the notorious - and ongoing - 2003 standoff when th...

Read full story View 'French Foreign Legion to sue NSA'

New Queen portrait unveiled by French Foreign Legion

Funny story: New Queen portrait unveiled by French Foreign Legion

France - The likeness to Uncle Joe Stalin is said to be formidable even without the addition of a 'dead slug' handlebar mustache, Brigadier General Henri Le Collaborateur commented today. Unveiling the portrait by noted Left Bank piss artiste Arma...

Read full story View 'New Queen portrait unveiled by French Foreign Legion'

Blair's French Foreign Legion donation shocker

Funny story: Blair's French Foreign Legion donation shocker

London - (Legionnaires Disease News): The Legion's legendary reputation for attracting criminals on the run and would-be mercenaries may have attracted Blair to donate the proceeds of his sordid fiction, military hysterians commented today. The ne...

Read full story View 'Blair's French Foreign Legion donation shocker'

Breaking news…

The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
57 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more