French Foreign Legion troops brandishing hi-tech baguettes marched into the Jungle last week and bashed it so badly, it ended up in crumbs! Inhabitants of the jungle were seen fleeing the safety of urine saturated trees, bushes and other watering hol...
New York - The French Foreign Legion's ambassador the the United Nations is being asked to move to a downtown motel as his bosses in Vichy, France downsize their Manhattan portfolio.
It's hoped the move will stave off foreclosure by the state-paw...
Washington AC/DC - The military service wing of the French Army [sic] is up in arms about being infiltrated by the NSA in the latest twist of the Gallic surrender monkey saga.
The spat is part of the notorious - and ongoing - 2003 standoff when th...
France - The likeness to Uncle Joe Stalin is said to be formidable even without the addition of a 'dead slug' handlebar mustache, Brigadier General Henri Le Collaborateur commented today.
Unveiling the portrait by noted Left Bank piss artiste Arma...
London - (Legionnaires Disease News): The Legion's legendary reputation for attracting criminals on the run and would-be mercenaries may have attracted Blair to donate the proceeds of his sordid fiction, military hysterians commented today.
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