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Funny story: French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

New York - The French Foreign Legion's ambassador the the United Nations is being asked to move to a downtown motel as his bosses in Vichy, France downsize their Manhattan portfolio. It's hoped the move will stave off foreclosure by the state-paw...
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Funny story: French Foreign Legion to sue NSA

French Foreign Legion to sue NSA

Washington AC/DC - The military service wing of the French Army [sic] is up in arms about being infiltrated by the NSA in the latest twist of the Gallic surrender monkey saga. The spat is part of the notorious - and ongoing - 2003 standoff when th...
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Funny story: New Queen portrait unveiled by French Foreign Legion

New Queen portrait unveiled by French Foreign Legion

France - The likeness to Uncle Joe Stalin is said to be formidable even without the addition of a 'dead slug' handlebar mustache, Brigadier General Henri Le Collaborateur commented today. Unveiling the portrait by noted Left Bank piss artiste Arma...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Will Join The French Foreign Legion

Justin Bieber Says He Will Join The French Foreign Legion

Hollywood, CA - Teen-idol Justin Bieber says he wants to join the French Foreign Legion as soon as he turns 18 in 2012. The shaggy-haired singer says he can't wait to have his head shaved after he joins the famed military force. Justin wants to cha...
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Funny story: Blair's French Foreign Legion donation shocker

Blair's French Foreign Legion donation shocker

London - (Legionnaires Disease News): The Legion's legendary reputation for attracting criminals on the run and would-be mercenaries may have attracted Blair to donate the proceeds of his sordid fiction, military hysterians commented today. The ne...
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