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English Thug Punches Bag of Crisps at Euro 2016

Funny story: English Thug Punches Bag of Crisps at Euro 2016

Following substantial unrest in Marseille and Lille, the scourge of English football hooliganism has reared its ugly head again in the city of Arras, Pas De Calais. The unsavoury incident occurred at approximately 11:15am in the central Leader Pri...

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Book Review - How To Speak French: Learn French Phrases by Henri Lereau

I have to say I am a little disappointed by this book. I spent 6 months studying the French language, going through this book meticulously, I read it chapter by chapter - probably 10 times. After 6 months my french was perfect - in fact I consider myself fluent in the language. It wasn't easy mind you; no - it was hard - but I thought it well worth the effort. Imagine then, to my horror, wh...

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Brian Air unveil plans to deal with French Air Traffic controllers strike

Funny story: Brian Air unveil plans to deal with French Air Traffic controllers strike

Brian Air, the cheap, no nonsense Budget airline that normally lands somewhere vaguely near it's destination, have unveiled plans with how to deal with future French air traffic controller strikes. "Obviously, ,the strike from French air traffic c...

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French bring 30,000-year-old giant virus back to life, gives world another reason to hate the French

Funny story: French bring 30,000-year-old giant virus back to life, gives world another reason to hate the French

AIX-MARSEILLE, France - Researchers at the University of Aix-Marseille have revived a virus that had lain dormant in Siberian permafrost for the past 30,000 years. Asked why they had thawed out and revived such a potentially dangerous virus, resea...

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National Security Agency to Shut Down French Shower Cams

Funny story: National Security Agency to Shut Down French Shower Cams

Washington D.C.-In the wake of the last scandal, the National Security Agency has been forced to admit the failure of yet another one of it's spy programs: The French Shower Cam Initiative. Designed to catch French citizens at their worst-naked an...

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France Angry Over NSA's Spies Uncovering Embarassing Research

Funny story: France Angry Over NSA's Spies Uncovering Embarassing Research

It has finally been discovered exactly why the French Government is so upset about the NSA surveillance imbroglio. This scandal has reached a level that, according to White House insiders, President Obama is hoping for some disaster he can attend s...

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Kansas Votes To Prohibit The Use of The Term Ménage à Trois

Funny story: Kansas Votes To Prohibit The Use of The Term Ménage à Trois

TOPEKA - After a heated debate that lasted six hours, the Kansas State Senate has voted 21 to 19 to prohibit the use of the French sexual term Ménage à Trois. Senator Agatha Tarbutton, 71, of Wichita, initially made the proposal after she was at a...

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French enforce breathalyser laws; drivers must test themselves!

Funny story: French enforce breathalyser laws; drivers must test themselves!

The French Transport Ministry is determined to enforce stiffer laws regarding drinking and driving because the French people are demanding that they can get pissed middays, afternoons and evenings! The French regard wine as medicine not alcohol an...

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French Immigration Authorities Clamping Down

Four passengers arriving from Saudi Arabia at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris have been refused entry into France after they all declined to take off their face veils for French Immigration officials. Despite claiming that they were members of...

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French and English Soccer Fans Trade Personal Hygiene Tips Not Punches

Funny story: French and English Soccer Fans Trade Personal Hygiene Tips Not Punches

For the first time during the European Soccer Championships rival supporters have come together in a friendly manner, united by a common thread and not hurled insults and abuse at each other. In a refreshing change, English and French fans came to...

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French scientists: Heterosexual houseflies pair up and remain faithful

Funny story: French scientists: Heterosexual houseflies pair up and remain faithful

A team of scientists at France's Lyons University has found that houseflies, just like humans, fall in love and live in twosomes. Unlike humans though who often remarry after the death of a spouse, houseflies find the loss of a partner so immense...

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French to be dropped as a UN language

Funny story: French to be dropped as a UN language

Currently, the UN comprises of nearly two hundred countries, sharing some six thousand languages. In order to save the sanity of the member states, currently there are six working languages: Chinese, Spanish, English, Arabic, Russian and French. P...

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Armavia Armenian Airlines dumps Gérard Depardieu for taking the piss on rival carrier

Funny story: Armavia Armenian Airlines dumps Gérard Depardieu for taking the piss on rival carrier

Yerevan, Armenia - French big nose and Cyrano de Bergerac actor Gérard Depardieu has had a TV advertising contract pulled following an incident aboard an Irish incontinental - er...intercontinental! - airline. The 62 year-old was enroute to Dublin...

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Working on a French Farm

Funny story: Working on a French Farm

To be a woofer is to work on a French farm. The woofer is a person who volunteers on the farm in exchange for food and shelter. To woof is to be like a dog and, what is more, to work like one. The first day on the farm, my farmer Jaques looked me up and down with Gallic insoucience and asked, 'hey Irish, where do potatoes come from?' 'A shop' I replied. 'Stupid potato head, they come from the grou...

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Air France salvage mission ends

Funny story: Air France salvage mission ends

The French have spent two years attempting to rescue Air France. They have failed. It started when one of their pilots greeted his co-pilot with a shout of 'Hi Jacques' and the ensuing riot meant that the flight never even got off the ground. From...

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Libyan Fighting Intensifies: This Time Between French & English Troops Over Oil Rights!

Funny story: Libyan Fighting Intensifies: This Time Between French & English Troops Over Oil Rights!

The bizarre skirmish in Libya took a turn for the worse today and fighting broke out between English and French Troops after Khaddaffy said he'd cut a special deal over oil rights to which ever Country backed him in his fight to retain power. Twen...

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Gerard Houllier: "I'm French by the way!"

Funny story: Gerard Houllier: "I'm French by the way!"

The Professors Office, Aston Villa: At a recent Press Conference, Gerard Houllier, 'came out', with the revealing revelation that the waiting and watching press and sport media had not anticipated. Gerard Houllier: "I'm French by the way. Wit...

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Sarah Palin Goes To Haiti for Foreign Policy Experience

Funny story: Sarah Palin Goes To Haiti for Foreign Policy Experience

Port-Au-Prince - Sarah Palin has a list of weaknesses a mile long, but this past week she checked off 5 items: * Foreign Policy, lookin' concerned with poor children of an ethnic minority * Speaking to reporters in front of a bunch of lumber...

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