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Funny story: Arctic Cold Front Freezes Most of U.S.

Arctic Cold Front Freezes Most of U.S.

ASPEN, Co. - An arctic cold front moved into most of the U.S. this weekend, cutting off global warming activists from their private jets and threatened to derail their summit for preaching sensible energy use in the cocaine tinged mountain colony of...
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Funny story: Putin Put-in Economy Following Big Freeze

Putin Put-in Economy Following Big Freeze

English fans eat your heart out. A slice of justice today as the Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin, was served a slice of revenge as he left Moscow to Zurich to celebrate the country's victory. The irony? He had to fly Easyjet. Due t...
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Funny story: Leaks Frozen in UK

Leaks Frozen in UK

A freeze has been put on sensational Wikileaks revelations as the Government introduced a -20 degree temperature. Burst pipes may result but David Cameron announced that 'the damage to Britain would have been far worse if we hadn't taken this action...
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Funny story: Global Freezing predicted to continue as Meerkat says compare the temperatures

Global Freezing predicted to continue as Meerkat says compare the temperatures

Alexander Meerkat famous for his television advertisements on comparing car insurance has now turned his skills to comparing worldwide temperatures and has predicted Global Freezing. When we spoke to Alexander he said "Global Warming and Global Fr...
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Funny story: Mr Freeze is freezing the World blames Batman

Mr Freeze is freezing the World blames Batman

News is reaching us from Gotham City that Mr Freeze pissed off with Batman who has caught him every time in the past is continuing his campaign to f-f-f-freeze the world. Batman And Robin both agree that they are at fault in not catching Mr Freez...
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Funny story: "Global Warming" cripples UK and Europe?!

"Global Warming" cripples UK and Europe?!

The UK and Europe has been crippled by a peculiar form of "Global Warming" called "snow blizzards and Artic temperatures!" Since the middle of December 2009 half of the world has been coated by a layer of ice and snow even reaching Spain, Italy,th...
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Funny story: Thousands of Frozen Bank accounts reported

Thousands of Frozen Bank accounts reported

Thousands of people all around the country are reporting they have frozen bank accounts but this time for once the banks are not to blame.. Customers are turning up at banks with deposit accounts where the pages have been frozen together because o...
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Funny story: Deadliest Catch Ann Coulter Bagged by Discovery's Channel

Deadliest Catch Ann Coulter Bagged by Discovery's Channel

DUTCH HARBOR, AK - In a bid to dramatically increase its viewing audience, Discovery's Channel will reportedly cut narrator Mike Roe from its highly-rated series Deadliest Crabs, bagging ice queen Ann Coulter to fill his role in the frigid Bering Sea...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus to be Cryogenically Frozen

Miley Cyrus to be Cryogenically Frozen

TV and singing personality Miley Cyrus is to be cryogenically frozen upon her death and preserved until medical science discovers a cure for the common 'death', it's been revealed. The teen is following in the tradition of Walt Disney, except unli...
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Funny story: Labor Lovin' Labor unions want Granny to Freeze This Winter!

Labor Lovin' Labor unions want Granny to Freeze This Winter!

Left Wing yanks of the 60's chanted :" Burn, Baby, Burn" in their radiacal effort to give power to the people. The 21st century has British leftist torn between a governmental union windfall and a rebate that could help with rising home heating costs...
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Funny story: Hell freezes over - Jesus Budda very unhappy

Hell freezes over - Jesus Budda very unhappy

TheSpoof.com - TheSpoof.com writer Jesus Budda has come back from his visit with stories that hell has frozen over. A tearful JB told TheSpoof.com that he was turned back at the gates of hell and told that he would not be allowed to enter.
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Funny story: Much of America in Deep Freeze

Much of America in Deep Freeze

Severe thunderstorms, tornadoes, blizzards and whiteouts encouraged by a drop in temperatures that, in some areas, plummeted by 50 degrees, has put much of the United States in a deep freeze.
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Funny story: Harvard Zamboni Operator Accidentally Freezes Cube of White Light

Harvard Zamboni Operator Accidentally Freezes Cube of White Light

BOSTON (Wired News) - Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have been attempting to freeze light particles in the laboratory for the past five years. But cross-town rival Harvard accidentally beat them to it over the weekend.
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Funny story: Scientist Travels Country To Spread News Of Global Warming - Freezes Ass Off In Rock Springs, Wyoming

Scientist Travels Country To Spread News Of Global Warming - Freezes Ass Off In Rock Springs, Wyoming

Rock Springs - Scientist, Fred Hurns, head of the Science Department at Washington State, had planned a three month tour of the country to help spread proof that the planet is suffering global warming. His tour was cut short, however, after freezing...
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