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Funny story: The Dread Addiction Of Freeitis Strikes Internet Users Throughout The World

The Dread Addiction Of Freeitis Strikes Internet Users Throughout The World

The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as 'Freeitis'. Freeitis is a recent mental disease in which a person, growing used to getting everything for free on the Internet, ie. free downloads, free music, free videos, etc., then grows to expect everything in life to be for free. Some of those afflicted, usually ha...
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Funny story: Mother Upset That "Free Education" Is Costing Her Money

Mother Upset That "Free Education" Is Costing Her Money

Juanita Maria Josephina Guadalupe de Jesus Gomez Gomez Rodriguez Gonzalez of Las Cruces, New Mexico is upset at the local school system. She claims that the free education promised her by the government is not free in her district. Through an int...
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Funny story: Brontosaurus Anyone? Or How About A Behemoth? Free - Must Be Able to Carry Away!

Brontosaurus Anyone? Or How About A Behemoth? Free - Must Be Able to Carry Away!

Hey want to own your very own brontosaurus? Jesus, this thing is larger than life, but if you want it it'll cost you more than an arm and a leg to carry it away! The National Showcave Centre for Wales, near Swansea, has a huge-mungus problem - the...
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Funny story: Free Online Dating Service Expands to Europe

Free Online Dating Service Expands to Europe

"Two as One", the free online and wildly successful matchmaker dating service will be expanding operations to Western Europe this summer. Started as a rogue idea, akin to the business model found with the use of free or "shareware" internet soft...
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Funny story: Free

Free

Results of a recent survey have corroborated that the word 'free' is a particular favourite among Britons, and is quite popular across the Atlantic, in the land of the free. Free, as a word, was invented by the rock band Free, who sang 'All Right...
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Funny story: Free UK Labour Prime Minister cardboard cutout kit

Free UK Labour Prime Minister cardboard cutout kit

Feeling bored at work? Used to respect British Prime Ministers, but now find them nauseating creeps? Know you could do their job a lot better than they do, but don't know what's needed for the job? Then fill out this cardboard cutout kit, and you too can lick the American President's boots!: 1. Be born in the south-east of Scotland. This narrows it down to only 1 in 120 of the UK population, bu...
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Funny story: Free electricity from water

Free electricity from water

A man in Hertfordshire has invented a system for generating free electricity from water. His system is set to revolutionise power generation for many homeowners in the UK. Michael Friday explained how his system works: "It's only good for hou...
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Funny story: Joanna Lumley To Star In 'Some Like It Hot' Remake

Joanna Lumley To Star In 'Some Like It Hot' Remake

Gurkha Goddess and erstwhile star of Absolutely Fabulous, Joanna Lumley is rumoured to be taking the lead role in a Barry Norman directed remake of Billy Wilder's classic 1959 comedy laugh riot, 'Some Like It Hot.' Lumley will play the Sugar Kane...
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Funny story: Quick! Free Money!

Quick! Free Money!

Wow, Jesus, this is headline news for sure. Did you know that, after one SIMPLE PAYMENT to an online conglomerate, you can earn THOUSANDS? Why didn't anyone else know? Why aren't you all RICH? Apparently by sending one LITTLE CHEQUE to cover administration costs, you can receive £14,000 every single week. More than a CHAMPIONSHIP GOALKEEPER. This is AMAZING. The whole economy will be drastic...
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Funny story: JJ's Two Minute Management Course

JJ's Two Minute Management Course

Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree - resting…doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing"? The eagle answered, "Sure, why not"? So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very...
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Funny story: "Soni Neutralizes Vaginal Odor Or It's Free!"

"Soni Neutralizes Vaginal Odor Or It's Free!"

Gets Rid of Fishy Vaginal Odor From The Inside Out Leaves You Fresh Naturally...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown's great givaway!

Gordon Brown's great givaway!

Gordon Brown is often referred to as Gorgon Brown, Prime Monster. For once (perhaps the first time) he has got out the right side of the bed (NOT politically speaking though - he's still Labour) because he has decided to offer th...
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Funny story: Sidewalk Talk

Sidewalk Talk

The bakery where I shop has a very long queue, but I don't mind it, because I have my unique pass time: watching a free range white rooster picking sesame seeds on the pavement.
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Funny story: Saudi Arabia is a free country for camels not for women.

Saudi Arabia is a free country for camels not for women.

In Saudi Arabia, camels can go wherever they want but not women,...
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Funny story: President Bush Takes Up Skateboarding!

President Bush Takes Up Skateboarding!

The President of the United States has stepped on a board and is hanging loose on many a half pipe! It seems like President Bush needed a new hobby since he's got so much free time, even though he's totally in the middle of a war.
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Funny story: Bush: War On Terriers Will Continue

Bush: War On Terriers Will Continue

"I won't rest until the world is free from the threat of terriers"...
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Funny story: AskJeeves Gets Personal

AskJeeves Gets Personal

Ever since the beginning of the time, AskJeeves has been favorite search engine of people who never find what they are looking for. Today things have changed. AskJeeves has updated their free service to include even saving of the irrelevant results...
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Funny story: Andy Lam: Dietary Scientist

Andy Lam: Dietary Scientist

With all of the talk these days about "low carb" this and "fat free" that, I decided it was time to offer my own learned thoughts on the important issue of weight reduction - based on my own experiences. Now let me first say that I am in good heath and recommend that before anyone begin a weight-loss program they check in with a doctor or something. Despite my fine sha...
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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