SPRING CREEK, MN - Michael Myers issued a statement on his Twitter account that scared many people in Spring Creek county. Myers reportedly said, "Just because I'm still alive doesn't mean I have to put up with being bullied anymore. I will retaliate...
Elm Street, Chicago - Freddy Krueger, the famous serial killer from the Nightmare on Elm Street movie series is to get a makeover.
Krueger was released from prison last year after spending four years incarcerated at San Quentin for "Dream Invasion...
Paul Gascoigne's fans are about to see him like never before - as horror movie villain Freddy Krueger!
The 41-year-old former England International is following fellow footballer and part-time chimney sweep Vinnie Jones into the acting business b...
Halloween and Vine, La La Land, California---Michael Myers is proud to announce that he intends to celebrate Halloween in grand guignol style, big bold, brassy, bossy, bitchy and witchy at the old, haunted mansion way down at the end of Elm Street.
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