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Funny story: Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

During a political campaign, television and other forms of media must legally make sure that they offer the opportunity for equal time to all viable candidates. In light of that low, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Hillary Clinton, and Bara...
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Funny story: Fred Thompson will return to acting - Frankenstein movie in the pipeline as well as live action Shrek

Fred Thompson will return to acting - Frankenstein movie in the pipeline as well as live action Shrek

Former GOP Presidential candidate Fred Thompson says that he will return to acting now that his aspirations of going to the White House are dead. "Who was I kidding?" said the 8ft actor "I know my place in the world now - I am going back to Hollyw...
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Funny story: Fred Thompson Drops Out of GOP Race to Star In 'Rambo 5'

Fred Thompson Drops Out of GOP Race to Star In 'Rambo 5'

Former Tennessee Senator and Republican Presidential pipe-dreamer Fred Thompson announced today that he is dropping out of the race for the party's nomination and has signed on to play the son of Sylvester Stallone's Rambo in next year's...
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Funny story: Scores Hospitalized After Being Overcome by Candidate's Breath

Scores Hospitalized After Being Overcome by Candidate's Breath

What started as a relatively calm and informative presentation by Republican Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson suddenly turned calamitous and potentially deadly for many unwitting participants at his enclosed campaign headquarters in Nashville, Te...
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Funny story: With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...
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Funny story: News Corporation's Stock Plummets as "Dump Fox News" e-mail Campaign Goes Viral

News Corporation's Stock Plummets as "Dump Fox News" e-mail Campaign Goes Viral

A chain of emails that began shortly after Fox News refused to allow Ron Paul to participate in a televised forum may have caused a significant drop in the price o...
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Funny story: Fox News excludes Ron Paul from debate, declares Giuliani nominee

Fox News excludes Ron Paul from debate, declares Giuliani nominee

Fox News announced Friday that it was excluding Presidential phenomena Ron Paul from the January 6 Republican Debate in New Hampshire. While giving no official explanation for Dr. Paul's exclusion, the network did mention that it was allowing the...
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Funny story: Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

IOWA - Tough guy Dennis Kucinich competes every Friday night in local kickboxing matches. "I use my yoga martial arts training to beat the snot out of my opponent." His...
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Funny story: Crypto-Fascists Plan Bombing to Support Rudy Rompson's Imperialist Campaign

Crypto-Fascists Plan Bombing to Support Rudy Rompson's Imperialist Campaign

PEARL HARBOUR, HI, USNA-- Presidential candidate Rudy "Mitt" Rompson was outed as a Fascist Party member after being linked to a fundraising website promising to reopen World War II on behalf of the Imperial Axis. His membership was proven...
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Funny story: Republican Candidate Fred Thomson loves sex with martians

Republican Candidate Fred Thomson loves sex with martians

Republican candidate Fred Thomson has openly admitted to having sex with little green men.
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Funny story: GOP shot in the arm or shot in the foot? Thompson declares

GOP shot in the arm or shot in the foot? Thompson declares

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): A major GOP shot in the arm or a shot in the foot? That is the dilemma facing Republican supporters after the news that former Tennessee Senator Fred Thompson has declared himself a presidential runner for the White House...
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Funny story: While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...
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Funny story: Nixon Returns from the Dead to Comment on Candidate Fred Thompson

Nixon Returns from the Dead to Comment on Candidate Fred Thompson

The former president is not impressed with the possible presidential candidacy of 'Law & Order' star Fred Dalton Thompson, who served (in the 1970s when he was 30 years old) as investigative counsel for the Senate Watergate committee.
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Funny story: Fred Thompson Rejects Iraq Proposals

Fred Thompson Rejects Iraq Proposals

Fred Thompson, who is widely thought to be running for President, criticized a number of other presidential candidates today for their varied proposals to change US strategy in Iraq. Thompson said that we need to stay the course and...
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Funny story: Fred Thompson's Wife Is A Hottie!

Fred Thompson's Wife Is A Hottie!

(Tennessee) - Former U.S. senator and TV actor, Fred Thompson, was considered a long shot in the 2008 presidential race. Until voters saw his wife. The 40-something Mrs. Thompson, Jeri Kehn, is not only a very good looking blond, she's a former a...
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Funny story: Fred Thompson Gets Law & Order Support in Possible Presidential Bid

Fred Thompson Gets Law & Order Support in Possible Presidential Bid

The support is coming from co-star Sam Waterston, who has played executive assistant district attorney Jack McCoy for many years on the long-running TV show.
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Funny story: Cheney Gets A Chubby Over Thompson's Movement

Cheney Gets A Chubby Over Thompson's Movement

Washington DC (FP) - It has been rumored that Fred Thompson will announce his bid for the White House in the coming weeks to combat Ron Paul's growing popularity. Fred Thompson's has been said to be joining the race because all the other Neoc...
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Funny story: Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

In an announcement that will slow down the John Edwards campaign publicity, Senator and actor Fred Thompson said that he himself has cancer. The former Law and Order star said that he will not allow this to affect his running for President of the Un...
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