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Former Presidential Contender Fred Thompson Is Turning Into a 'Thompson Raisin'

Funny story: Former Presidential Contender Fred Thompson Is Turning Into a 'Thompson Raisin'

Actor and conservative former Tennessee senator, Fred Thompson, is shriveling up and turning into a raisin, according to his physician. "To be fair, we are not one-hundred percent certain if he is turning into a raisin or a craisin -- the cranberr...

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Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

Funny story: Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

During a political campaign, television and other forms of media must legally make sure that they offer the opportunity for equal time to all viable candidates. In light of that low, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Hillary Clinton, and Bara...

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Fred Thompson Drops Out of GOP Race to Star In 'Rambo 5'

Funny story: Fred Thompson Drops Out of GOP Race to Star In 'Rambo 5'

Former Tennessee Senator and Republican Presidential pipe-dreamer Fred Thompson announced today that he is dropping out of the race for the party's nomination and has signed on to play the son of Sylvester Stallone's Rambo in next year's...

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Scores Hospitalized After Being Overcome by Candidate's Breath

Funny story: Scores Hospitalized After Being Overcome by Candidate's Breath

What started as a relatively calm and informative presentation by Republican Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson suddenly turned calamitous and potentially deadly for many unwitting participants at his enclosed campaign headquarters in Nashville, Te...

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With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

Funny story: With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...

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Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

Funny story: Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

IOWA - Tough guy Dennis Kucinich competes every Friday night in local kickboxing matches. "I use my yoga martial arts training to beat the snot out of my opponent." His...

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Crypto-Fascists Plan Bombing to Support Rudy Rompson's Imperialist Campaign

Funny story: Crypto-Fascists Plan Bombing to Support Rudy Rompson's Imperialist Campaign

PEARL HARBOUR, HI, USNA-- Presidential candidate Rudy "Mitt" Rompson was outed as a Fascist Party member after being linked to a fundraising website promising to reopen World War II on behalf of the Imperial Axis. His membership was proven...

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Republican Candidate Fred Thomson loves sex with martians

Funny story: Republican Candidate Fred Thomson loves sex with martians

Republican candidate Fred Thomson has openly admitted to having sex with little green men.

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GOP shot in the arm or shot in the foot? Thompson declares

Funny story: GOP shot in the arm or shot in the foot? Thompson declares

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): A major GOP shot in the arm or a shot in the foot? That is the dilemma facing Republican supporters after the news that former Tennessee Senator Fred Thompson has declared himself a presidential runner for the White House...

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While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

Funny story: While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...

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Nixon Returns from the Dead to Comment on Candidate Fred Thompson

Funny story: Nixon Returns from the Dead to Comment on Candidate Fred Thompson

The former president is not impressed with the possible presidential candidacy of 'Law & Order' star Fred Dalton Thompson, who served (in the 1970s when he was 30 years old) as investigative counsel for the Senate Watergate committee.

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Fred Thompson Rejects Iraq Proposals

Funny story: Fred Thompson Rejects Iraq Proposals

Fred Thompson, who is widely thought to be running for President, criticized a number of other presidential candidates today for their varied proposals to change US strategy in Iraq. Thompson said that we need to stay the course and...

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Fred Thompson's Wife Is A Hottie!

Funny story: Fred Thompson's Wife Is A Hottie!

(Tennessee) - Former U.S. senator and TV actor, Fred Thompson, was considered a long shot in the 2008 presidential race. Until voters saw his wife. The 40-something Mrs. Thompson, Jeri Kehn, is not only a very good looking blond, she's a former a...

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Fred Thompson Gets Law & Order Support in Possible Presidential Bid

Funny story: Fred Thompson Gets Law & Order Support in Possible Presidential Bid

The support is coming from co-star Sam Waterston, who has played executive assistant district attorney Jack McCoy for many years on the long-running TV show.

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Cheney Gets A Chubby Over Thompson's Movement

Funny story: Cheney Gets A Chubby Over Thompson's Movement

Washington DC (FP) - It has been rumored that Fred Thompson will announce his bid for the White House in the coming weeks to combat Ron Paul's growing popularity. Fred Thompson's has been said to be joining the race because all the other Neoc...

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Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

Funny story: Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

In an announcement that will slow down the John Edwards campaign publicity, Senator and actor Fred Thompson said that he himself has cancer. The former Law and Order star said that he will not allow this to affect his running for President of the Un...

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Actor Fred Thompson To Join Presidential Race

Funny story: Actor Fred Thompson To Join Presidential Race

Actor Fred Dalton Thompson, more famous recently as a member of the United States Senate and the District Attorney on the Law and Order television series, announced today that he will join the race for the Republican Presidential Nomination in 2008.

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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