Well I'm still alive believe it or not. Today I got some letters from supporters wishing me well. I am especially grateful for the letters from ex-offenders and jailbirds Lord Taylor and Jonathan Aitken and the advice they gave me. Today I am expecting a visit from my children so I have asked for a private room and the very kind screw (prison officer) told me to go away (fuck off).
My cell-mat...
Friday 15th 2013
Dear Diary,
Well I have survived a night in Wandsworth Prison and I haven't been beaten up yet. I'm 'padded' (sharing) a cell (toilet) with somebody who cannot be named for legal reasons but he's 'in' (convicted) for robbing old grannies for their handbags and seems quite harmless, and he had to get up in the middle of the night and have a very large poo (crap). Oh the ind...
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Topic: Crime - Appeal - Robbery
Headline "Police seek robbery attempt witnesses"
Source: Nottingham Police Site
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