According to confidential sources in the White House, the President is suspected to be suffering from a rare new disease that afflicts those who have risen to high places and affects the victim's ability to see his own behavior and actions as others...
If the Patriots' cuts of the roster are not Kafkaesque enough, literary fans, Bill Belichick has gone one better.
It may be The Trial for fans, but only days after releasing Brian Hoyer as the backup QB for the team-and throwing young Ryan Mal...
Josef K looked out of the window at his rainy street, and got ready for his work. He brushed his teeth, ate his hat, and put on his well-worn macintosh apple. Then he left his aunt's house, and walked to the bus stop.
'Come back, Josef!', his Aunt Tatiana shouted out to him, 'you've forgotten your umbrella!', but Josef didn't hear her. At his office he walked to his desk, walked back to the doo...
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