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Defrocked Jesuit Francois DuBois Of West 'By God!' Virginia To Open Premium Rate Telephone Confessional

Funny story: Defrocked Jesuit Francois DuBois Of West 'By God!' Virginia To Open Premium Rate Telephone Confessional

Disgraced Jesuit, and go-getting entrepreneur, Francois DuBois, of West 'By GOD!' Virginia, today announced that he will soon be opening a premium rate telephone confessional service, for people who lead such busy lives that they don't have the time...

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Controversial Cleric, Father Francois DuBois SJ Says "I Ain't Quittin' Yet! Losers!"

Funny story: Controversial Cleric, Father Francois DuBois SJ Says "I Ain't Quittin' Yet! Losers!"

Warning - This article contains profanity - whatever the fuck that is - in abundance. The Editorial team apologize like motherfuckers for that. Please accept our motherfuckin' editorial apologies. Ass holes... Controversial West 'By God' Virginia...

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Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ Denied Entry By UK Immigration

Funny story: Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ Denied Entry By UK Immigration

Controversial cleric, Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ, of West 'By God!' Virginia, in the Disunited States of Americky, today sparked a major international diplomatic controversy as he was sent packing by UK immigration authorities at London's Heathrow...

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Reclusive Curmudgeon and Biochemist "Frankie The J", Invents Cure-All Drug

Funny story: Reclusive Curmudgeon and Biochemist "Frankie The J", Invents Cure-All Drug

Normally shy and privacy minded biochemist only known as "Frankie The J", has released a series of findings from laboratory drug trials to the New England Journal of Medicine this week, confirming the potency of a newly patented cure-all drug. Rep...

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Spoofers Frankie The J And Skoob Both Have Big Weird Shaped Heads Says Paleontologist

Funny story: Spoofers Frankie The J And Skoob Both Have Big Weird Shaped Heads Says Paleontologist

Shock news just in at Spoof Central Skoob News Dept - Leading Vegas paleontologist and part time chupacabra hunter, Judy Poor, who moonlights as a pole dancer (but doesn't take her clothes off - she doesn't have to take her clothes off, to have a goo...

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Pope Reverses Stance on Condoms After Jesuit Priest in Retirement Community Runs Amok!

Funny story: Pope Reverses Stance on Condoms After Jesuit Priest in Retirement Community Runs Amok!

The Vatican is busy putting a spin on the Pope's recent edict that condoms are 'a little bit of all right...sometimes", after a retired Jesuit Priest took the proclamation a little too far and wound up pleasuring his female neighbors in the Nort...

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Monsignor Francois DuBois Placed Under House Arrest Again

Funny story: Monsignor Francois DuBois Placed Under House Arrest Again

Huntington, West 'By God!' Virginia Sheriff's Department today confirmed that hell raising former Jesuit priest Monsignor Francois DuBois has been placed under house arrest again. Mainly for being 'meddlesome' and 'causing trouble.' This isn't...

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Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ In Legal Cell Phone Wrangle

Funny story: Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ In Legal Cell Phone Wrangle

Just in: Notorious defrocked priest, Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ - noted for his pedophile bashing activities, his aversion to hairy bikers, and his undying love for single malt has unleashed his fury at his cell phone service provider. "Bastards...

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Monsignor Francois DuBois And His Buddy Bert Cause Mayhem On London Student Protest March

Funny story: Monsignor Francois DuBois And His Buddy Bert Cause Mayhem On London Student Protest March

London has categorically had enough of disgraced Jesuit Minister Monsignor Francois DuBois and his best buddy Bert. An almost apopleptic Lord Mayor, Doris Johnson, almost in tears, told Fux News camera crews that he hoped DuBois and Bert would, "just...

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Fr Francois Dubois SJ In Confessional Brawl With Best Buddy

Funny story: Fr Francois Dubois SJ In Confessional Brawl With Best Buddy

Bishopsville - West 'By God' Virginia - Consternation today at the Church of The Wide Receiver here in Bishopsville, when a confession degenerated into a fist fight between the penitent and the priest. Mrs Myrtle Bitch 54, of Stovepipe parish had...

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The Dark Flowers Chronicles - Bugger Me, I'm Dead

Funny story: The Dark Flowers Chronicles - Bugger Me, I'm Dead

I blame that Frankie meself. Just drifted into me life he did, and now I've gone and snuffed it. It's all right for that Welsh bloke who went to America,and that flower down the mine, and them blokes what went to the centre of the earth. And even that woman who got turned into a pile of shite. But me? I'm dead now. Brown bread. Done. Underscored. Finito. Can't understand it meself.

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Fr Francois DuBois SJ Will Say Anything For Half A Mill - A Bit Like The Duchess

Funny story: Fr Francois DuBois SJ Will Say Anything For Half A Mill - A Bit Like The Duchess

In order to find out exactly how far certain individuals are prepared to go in search of filthy lucre, our reporter travelled to the West Virginia mansion of Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ and showed him the infamous Duchess Of York footage. "What a...

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The Dark Flowers Chronicles - An Aside

Funny story: The Dark Flowers Chronicles - An Aside

Pssst! Oy! You! Yes you! C'mere! Has he gone yet? I only ask, because sometimes it's really difficult being a flower down a coal mine. As if I don't have enough worries! Oh yeah, I hear you say. Another unsatisfied with his lot in life underachiever...stop right there. Did you ever devote one single second of your life considering what an uphill struggle it is for a flower in a coal...

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Pedophile Priests - Fr Francois DuBois SJ Gets The Job Done

Funny story: Pedophile Priests - Fr Francois DuBois SJ Gets The Job Done

Defrocked priest, Father Francois DuBois SJ, the hard drinking, chain-smoking, streetfighting, whoremaster himself, called a surprising press conference this morning at his remote West 'By God' Virginia chapel to make what press handouts described as...

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Beloved Grizzled Spoof Writer and War Veteran Frankie J Denies He is Oprah's Daddy!

Funny story: Beloved Grizzled Spoof Writer and War Veteran Frankie J Denies He is Oprah's Daddy!

Despite a deluge of requests for interviews and product endorsements, ailing Spoof Writer Frankie J vehemently denied today he is the long missing father of TV Diva Oprah Winfrey. Reports from a number of international investigative magazines have...

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Fr Francois DuBois Arrested Again In NASCAR Bar Brawl

Funny story: Fr Francois DuBois Arrested Again In NASCAR Bar Brawl

West 'By God' Virginia - Disgraced bogus priest Father Francois DuBois SJ heaped yet more shame upon his accursed soul last night when he was arrested yet again over a barroom brawl that left seven men in the hospital and a cocker spaniel bitch in a...

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Spoof Writer in Convalescence After 6 Tabs of Viagra 24 Hours After Penis Extension Leaves him 'dizzy.'

Funny story: Spoof Writer in Convalescence After 6 Tabs of Viagra 24 Hours After Penis Extension Leaves him 'dizzy.'

Army and Marine Doctors, Navy Docs less so, were amazed at the remarkable recovery of Spoof Writer Frankie J after a Booze and Viagra Binge left him Dizzy, only 24 hours after a successful Penis extension enabled him to 'keep up with the boys." Pa...

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Fr Francois DuBois SJ Defiant

Funny story: Fr Francois DuBois SJ Defiant

Defrocked and de-underpanted bogus "priest" Fr Francois DuBois today made a brief appearance on the porch of his West 'By God' Virginia residence to address the assembled press pack. Taking hefty slugs from a bottle of Jim Beam and risking self im...

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