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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 17th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 17th August 2012

Joey Barton is the subject of an approach from French side Marseille after losing his QPR squad number to new signing Ryan Nelsen. (BBC Sport) I know we love to hate the French, but do they really deserve Joey Barton? The Olympic spirit may have had an effect on Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole, as he gave a young Manchester City fan his Community Shield medal (Metro) EBAY! Frank Lampard, 3...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 25th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 25th July 2012

Transfer Window Gossip Ferguson confirms Man United talks with wonderkid Moura. Oscar reportedly on his way to Chelsea for £25m. (AOL) There's only a small window (about four days every July normally) that English clubs can sign players from Brazil. If they saw how much it rains on a wet and windy Tuesday in Wigan, they wouldn't join the Premier League for all the tea in China (or roubles in R...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012: The real reason Frank Lampard was 'dropped from the squad' denial

Euro 2012: The real reason Frank Lampard was 'dropped from the squad' denial

The England camp today moved to distance themselves from claims in the Daily Fail newspaper that Frank Lampard is not really injured but was dropped from the squad because bosses were worried he would eat all the chocolate in Belgium where the team w...
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Funny story:  Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley To Wed In Mayo?

Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley To Wed In Mayo?

Excitement is growing in the condiments community over speculation that Chelsea star Frank Lampard is to wed his TV presenter squeeze Christine Bleakley in mayonnaise later this year. Rumours that the wedding will take place at Ashford Castle, Con...
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Funny story:  Fat Lampard Eats a Salad

Fat Lampard Eats a Salad

Chelsea Footballer Frank Fat Lampard has been spotted eating a salad. In what is to believed to be the first time ever. Lampard was spotted at a well known restaurant in Chelsea, with his fiancé Christine Bleakley, and said to have had a plate of...
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Funny story:  Frank Lampard to have a sex change operation

Frank Lampard to have a sex change operation

Chelsea midfielder, Frank Lampard has admitted that he is nearing the end of his career in the beautiful game. Unfortunately, being the dullest object on the planet, so dull he occasionally vanishes during matches, he would only be eligible for a Mat...
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Funny story:  Christine Bleakley - Sex A Mystery

Christine Bleakley - Sex A Mystery

Daybreak host Christine Bleakley says she is "not ready" to think about starting a family with boyfriend, Chelsea midfield star, Frank Lampard. Although she says she loves children, she also claims she couldn't balance career and family. She adds...
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Funny story:  Frank Lampard & Christine Bleakley Engaged!

Frank Lampard & Christine Bleakley Engaged!

Romantic Chelsea and England soccer star Frank Lampard popped a big question to his gorgeous girlfriend Christine yesterday and got a straight "Yes" in reply. Christine and Frank are a pair of loved-up lovebirds enjoying a blissful holiday on the...
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Funny story:  Frank Lampard Intercepted Ashley Cole Rude Text To Christine Bleakley

Frank Lampard Intercepted Ashley Cole Rude Text To Christine Bleakley

Rumours of rifts amongst England's World Cup squad are rife - with many bordering on the plain ridiculous. However an Ashley Cole practical joke just before they left for South Africa might well have contributed towards strained relationships betwee...
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Funny story:  Steve Gerrard & Frank Lampard Both Had Mixed-Up Metatarsals

Steve Gerrard & Frank Lampard Both Had Mixed-Up Metatarsals

Manager Fabio Capello today offered a new theory to explain what went so wrong for England's World Cup bid. "Throughout the campaign, neither Stevie Gerrard nor Frank Lampard had a clue about what they were meant to do", he said. "Or in which...
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Funny story:  Frank Lampard Afraid Of Taking Penalties

Frank Lampard Afraid Of Taking Penalties

There was a mixed reaction to England's storming 2-1 victory over Japan in their final warm-up game before the 2010 World Cup yesterday, as the sweet smell of success was tainted by the ghastly aroma of Frank Lampard shitting his pants over his penal...
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Funny story:  Frank Bruno To Fight Frank Lampard In Dubai

Frank Bruno To Fight Frank Lampard In Dubai

It's just been confirmed that Frank Bruno, former heavyweight champion, is to come out of retirement to fight Chelsea midfield star Frank Lampard in Dubai. The fight is being billed as a tribute to the late BBC boxing commentator Harry Carpenter, who...
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Funny story:  Frank Lampard And Christine Bleakley Harrassed In Blackburn

Frank Lampard And Christine Bleakley Harrassed In Blackburn

It must have been a bad afternoon for Frank Lampard after seeing his team surrender a goal lead to plucky Blackburn Rovers and only take a single point from the game, as opposed to the three he expected. He was then harrassed by local Blackburn folk.
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Funny story:  Chelsea's Frank Lampard Says That He and Christine Bleakley Are Just BFF's

Chelsea's Frank Lampard Says That He and Christine Bleakley Are Just BFF's

LONDON - Chelsea footballer Frank "The Lap of Luxury" Lampard has told a very close friend that he and BBC One Show presenter Christine Bleakley are simply BFF's (Best Friends Forever). The Lampster, as his fellow footballers call him, remarked th...
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Funny story:  Christine Bleakley Water-Skis The Channel - Frank Lampard Spotted 'Hovering'

Christine Bleakley Water-Skis The Channel - Frank Lampard Spotted 'Hovering'

The One Show presenter, Christine Bleakley has successfully completed her attempt to water ski across the English Channel, raising funds for charity in aid of needy Africans. Bleakley set off early this morning from the south coast near Dover and...
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Funny story:  Frank Lampard And Christine Bleakley Should Come Clean

Frank Lampard And Christine Bleakley Should Come Clean

A group of tabloid journalists have made an impassioned appeal for Chelsea footballer Frank Lampard and The One Show's Christine Bleakley to come clean with regard to the exact nature of their relationship. Lamps and Christine have been spotted to...
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Funny story:  Frank Lampard To Join Manchester City?

Frank Lampard To Join Manchester City?

Following newspaper reports that Chelsea Skipper John Terry wants to talk to representatives from Manchester City with one eye on a very lucrative contract, our contact at City, Boner Sweetlove told us: "It's all true. JT wants a chat with Sparky...
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Funny story:  Lampard And Terry In Barcelona Airport Race Row

Lampard And Terry In Barcelona Airport Race Row

Controversy erupted here at Barcelona Airport as Chelsea footballers en route to their CL semi-final tie at the Nou Camp made allegations of racist abuse against fans of the Catalan giants. A spokesman for the Guardia Civil told us: "Allegation...
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