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England V Ukraine

England played out a stunning 1-1 draw in front of a packed Wembley stadium against the Ex-Soviet powerhouse that is the Ukraine. After the success and euphoria of the Paralympics and Olympics, English football took it upon themselves to remind Brita...

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Football Gossip & comments 17th August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 17th August 2012

Joey Barton is the subject of an approach from French side Marseille after losing his QPR squad number to new signing Ryan Nelsen. (BBC Sport) I know we love to hate the French, but do they really deserve Joey Barton? The Olympic spirit may have had an effect on Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole, as he gave a young Manchester City fan his Community Shield medal (Metro) EBAY! Frank Lampard, 3...

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Football Gossip & comments 25th July 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 25th July 2012

Transfer Window Gossip Ferguson confirms Man United talks with wonderkid Moura. Oscar reportedly on his way to Chelsea for £25m. (AOL) There's only a small window (about four days every July normally) that English clubs can sign players from Brazil. If they saw how much it rains on a wet and windy Tuesday in Wigan, they wouldn't join the Premier League for all the tea in China (or roubles in R...

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Euro 2012: The real reason Frank Lampard was 'dropped from the squad' denial

Funny story: Euro 2012: The real reason Frank Lampard was 'dropped from the squad' denial

The England camp today moved to distance themselves from claims in the Daily Fail newspaper that Frank Lampard is not really injured but was dropped from the squad because bosses were worried he would eat all the chocolate in Belgium where the team w...

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Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley To Wed In Mayo?

Funny story: Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley To Wed In Mayo?

Excitement is growing in the condiments community over speculation that Chelsea star Frank Lampard is to wed his TV presenter squeeze Christine Bleakley in mayonnaise later this year. Rumours that the wedding will take place at Ashford Castle, Con...

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Fat Lampard Eats a Salad

Funny story: Fat Lampard Eats a Salad

Chelsea Footballer Frank Fat Lampard has been spotted eating a salad. In what is to believed to be the first time ever. Lampard was spotted at a well known restaurant in Chelsea, with his fiancé Christine Bleakley, and said to have had a plate of...

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Frank Lampard to have a sex change operation

Funny story: Frank Lampard to have a sex change operation

Chelsea midfielder, Frank Lampard has admitted that he is nearing the end of his career in the beautiful game. Unfortunately, being the dullest object on the planet, so dull he occasionally vanishes during matches, he would only be eligible for a Mat...

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Christine Bleakley - Sex A Mystery

Funny story: Christine Bleakley - Sex A Mystery

Daybreak host Christine Bleakley says she is "not ready" to think about starting a family with boyfriend, Chelsea midfield star, Frank Lampard. Although she says she loves children, she also claims she couldn't balance career and family. She adds...

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Frank Lampard Afraid Of Taking Penalties

Funny story: Frank Lampard Afraid Of Taking Penalties

There was a mixed reaction to England's storming 2-1 victory over Japan in their final warm-up game before the 2010 World Cup yesterday, as the sweet smell of success was tainted by the ghastly aroma of Frank Lampard shitting his pants over his penal...

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Frank Bruno To Fight Frank Lampard In Dubai

Funny story: Frank Bruno To Fight Frank Lampard In Dubai

It's just been confirmed that Frank Bruno, former heavyweight champion, is to come out of retirement to fight Chelsea midfield star Frank Lampard in Dubai. The fight is being billed as a tribute to the late BBC boxing commentator Harry Carpenter, who...

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Frank Lampard And Christine Bleakley Harrassed In Blackburn

Funny story: Frank Lampard And Christine Bleakley Harrassed In Blackburn

It must have been a bad afternoon for Frank Lampard after seeing his team surrender a goal lead to plucky Blackburn Rovers and only take a single point from the game, as opposed to the three he expected. He was then harrassed by local Blackburn folk.

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Chelsea's Frank Lampard Says That He and Christine Bleakley Are Just BFF's

Funny story: Chelsea's Frank Lampard Says That He and Christine Bleakley Are Just BFF's

LONDON - Chelsea footballer Frank "The Lap of Luxury" Lampard has told a very close friend that he and BBC One Show presenter Christine Bleakley are simply BFF's (Best Friends Forever). The Lampster, as his fellow footballers call him, remarked th...

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Christine Bleakley Water-Skis The Channel - Frank Lampard Spotted 'Hovering'

Funny story: Christine Bleakley Water-Skis The Channel - Frank Lampard Spotted 'Hovering'

The One Show presenter, Christine Bleakley has successfully completed her attempt to water ski across the English Channel, raising funds for charity in aid of needy Africans. Bleakley set off early this morning from the south coast near Dover and...

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Frank Lampard And Christine Bleakley Should Come Clean

Funny story: Frank Lampard And Christine Bleakley Should Come Clean

A group of tabloid journalists have made an impassioned appeal for Chelsea footballer Frank Lampard and The One Show's Christine Bleakley to come clean with regard to the exact nature of their relationship. Lamps and Christine have been spotted to...

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Frank Lampard To Join Manchester City?

Funny story: Frank Lampard To Join Manchester City?

Following newspaper reports that Chelsea Skipper John Terry wants to talk to representatives from Manchester City with one eye on a very lucrative contract, our contact at City, Boner Sweetlove told us: "It's all true. JT wants a chat with Sparky...

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Lampard And Terry In Barcelona Airport Race Row

Funny story: Lampard And Terry In Barcelona Airport Race Row

Controversy erupted here at Barcelona Airport as Chelsea footballers en route to their CL semi-final tie at the Nou Camp made allegations of racist abuse against fans of the Catalan giants. A spokesman for the Guardia Civil told us: "Allegation...

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Frank Lampard's - James O'Brien admits to talking through arse at LBC

Funny story: Frank Lampard's - James O'Brien admits to talking through arse at LBC

Sloppy DJ James O'Brien who boasts there are no scripts, no rules, no running orders, no research and no point to his show -admitted to sometimes pointing his arse at the microphone and letting it have a free run of the programme. Shock-Jock-Pile-...

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LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

Funny story: LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

London radio presenter, James O'Brien, got into hot water when he started slagging-off Chelsea and England footballer Frank Lampard on his programme today. O'Brien took calls on his LBC phone-in show about Lampard, and about how the player has spl...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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