IRVINE, California - The Mexican fast food franchise chain Taco Bell has just announced that it has acquired the national chain of El Taco Terrificos.
Vanessa Belladonna, spokeswoman for Taco Bell, said that after three months of negotiations a de...
MINNEAPOLIS - The home office of the Dairy Queen restaurant chain is reporting that one of its stores in Cleveland, Ohio has been completely covered up by snow.
Columbus Vee, a spokesperson for the ice cream and hamburger franchise, stated that he...
AUSTIN - The Schlotzsky's sandwich franchise chain has just announced that it plans to change the corporate name in 2014.
Schlotzsky's Spokesperson Ashley Gail Tiarafelli stated that after hiring an independent research agency, it was determined t...
SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Corporation has just informed the public that it has worked out a deal with the government of Afghanistan.
According to Popeye's Spokesperson Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry a Popeye's Restaurant will be b...
LITTLE ROCK - The governor of Arkansas has sent a letter to the home office of Chick-Fil-A in Atlanta, Georgia.
The letter respectfully asks that the chicken franchise please change the name of their restaurants located within the state from Chick...
ARLINGTON, Virginia - There are now over 1,000 Five Guys Burgers franchises in the United States with more opening monthly.
A restaurant consultant, Ferguson B. Waxminnow, has suggested that in order to make the spouses feel like they are part of...
Breaking news appears to suggest that talks are at an advanced stage between NFL officials and a London consortium with a view to awarding London an NFL franchise.
Our insider told us that should this scenario become a reality, the London team wil...
Roger Hargreaves, the creator of the Mr Men franchise of books has unveiled a new selection for modern times.
LOS ANGELES (Calf.) -- Desperate to be a housewife (and now a done deal) Eva Longoria, is opening her very own celebrity taco stand in LA.
Expressions of interest are currently being solicited from Arabic speaking persons to take up a franchise for our range of our distinctive and increasingly fashionable ready-to-wear, one-size-fits-all products.
A Texas woman who sold her 15 year old daughter for $3000 has decided to open a franchise. Instead of using just one fast food outlet for the business, however, she is adopting five.
"In these days of multi-branding, you see lot's of KFCs with...
Unconfirmed Sources report that the North American Franchise of Al-Qaida is now up for bid. The Local branch has been closed since 911 when the entire staff was permanently reassigned.
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