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Funny story: Ohio Snowmageddon Swallows Up Entire Dairy Queen In Cleveland

Ohio Snowmageddon Swallows Up Entire Dairy Queen In Cleveland

MINNEAPOLIS - The home office of the Dairy Queen restaurant chain is reporting that one of its stores in Cleveland, Ohio has been completely covered up by snow. Columbus Vee, a spokesperson for the ice cream and hamburger franchise, stated that he...
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Funny story: Schlotzsky's To Change Its Name

Schlotzsky's To Change Its Name

AUSTIN - The Schlotzsky's sandwich franchise chain has just announced that it plans to change the corporate name in 2014. Schlotzsky's Spokesperson Ashley Gail Tiarafelli stated that after hiring an independent research agency, it was determined t...
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Funny story: Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Corporation has just informed the public that it has worked out a deal with the government of Afghanistan. According to Popeye's Spokesperson Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry a Popeye's Restaurant will be b...
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Funny story: Arkansas Asks Chick-Fil-A To Change Their Restaurant Name

Arkansas Asks Chick-Fil-A To Change Their Restaurant Name

LITTLE ROCK - The governor of Arkansas has sent a letter to the home office of Chick-Fil-A in Atlanta, Georgia. The letter respectfully asks that the chicken franchise please change the name of their restaurants located within the state from Chick...
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Funny story: Five Guys Burgers May Change Their Name To Five Guys & Their Wives Burgers

Five Guys Burgers May Change Their Name To Five Guys & Their Wives Burgers

ARLINGTON, Virginia - There are now over 1,000 Five Guys Burgers franchises in the United States with more opening monthly. A restaurant consultant, Ferguson B. Waxminnow, has suggested that in order to make the spouses feel like they are part of...
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Funny story: London To Be Awarded NFL Franchise?

London To Be Awarded NFL Franchise?

Breaking news appears to suggest that talks are at an advanced stage between NFL officials and a London consortium with a view to awarding London an NFL franchise. Our insider told us that should this scenario become a reality, the London team wil...
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Funny story: New Mr Men unveiled

New Mr Men unveiled

Roger Hargreaves, the creator of the Mr Men franchise of books has unveiled a new selection for modern times.
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Funny story: Desperate to be a housewife opens taco stand

Desperate to be a housewife opens taco stand

LOS ANGELES (Calf.) -- Desperate to be a housewife (and now a done deal) Eva Longoria, is opening her very own celebrity taco stand in LA.
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Funny story: Middle Eastern Retail Franchise Opportunities

Middle Eastern Retail Franchise Opportunities

Expressions of interest are currently being solicited from Arabic speaking persons to take up a franchise for our range of our distinctive and increasingly fashionable ready-to-wear, one-size-fits-all products.
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Funny story: Texas Woman Who Sold Daughter for $3000 Opens Franchise

Texas Woman Who Sold Daughter for $3000 Opens Franchise

A Texas woman who sold her 15 year old daughter for $3000 has decided to open a franchise. Instead of using just one fast food outlet for the business, however, she is adopting five. "In these days of multi-branding, you see lot's of KFCs with...
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Funny story: North American Al-Qaida Franchise Up For Grabs!

North American Al-Qaida Franchise Up For Grabs!

Unconfirmed Sources report that the North American Franchise of Al-Qaida is now up for bid. The Local branch has been closed since 911 when the entire staff was permanently reassigned.
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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