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Funny story:  George Foreman Says Ben Franklin Helped Him Become Wealthy

George Foreman Says Ben Franklin Helped Him Become Wealthy

Benjamin Franklin has been credited as being the inventor of the bifocals, the lightning rod, the odometer, the $100 bill, and the Franklin Stove. But hardly anyone knows that the kite-flying chubster also invented the Franklin Grill, which hundreds...
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Funny story:  French Government Grants 10M Euros To Study Why Water Is Clear

French Government Grants 10M Euros To Study Why Water Is Clear

Paris (Roto Rooters) - The French government has provided 10M Euros (almost $14M U.S. dollars) to Aix-Marseille University Faculty of Sciences to conduct a study to determine why water is clear. An additional 7.5M Euros was granted to conduct a simil...
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Funny story:  Ex French President on hard times

Ex French President on hard times

Nantes, France. Former French President, Nicholas Sarkozy, has suffered some setbacks since he lost the Presidential election two years ago. Friends of the ex leader say that he has been forced to sell his chateau in the south of France and also reli...
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Funny story:  Al-Qaeda Buys A French Destroyer

Al-Qaeda Buys A French Destroyer

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States CIA has just learned from a source within Al-Qaeda that the terrorist group has just purchased a 27-year-old destroyer. The information was texted to a CIA receptionist and was traced back to a Fasheen Kazdeli...
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Funny story:  Irony In French

Irony In French

It was a dark day for democracy last Saturday when that great, glowing bastion of peace, freedom and French fancying Quebec, called in the riot squad on a group of peaceful protesters. Making matters worse is the fact that the group in question w...
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Funny story:  The English Channel's Water Level Is Going Down

The English Channel's Water Level Is Going Down

NEW YORK CITY - U.S. oceanic scientists are reporting that the English Channel is losing about 9 gallons of seawater per year. They stressed that although there is no need for concern at the present time, weather experts are keeping a close eye on...
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Funny story:  President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has expressed his extreme displeasure towards the government of France for an irresponsible act in regards to the rogue nation of North Korea. The president speaking before the White House Press Corps seve...
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Funny story:  Newly Discovered Predictions of Nostradamus are Startlingly Specific

Newly Discovered Predictions of Nostradamus are Startlingly Specific

Salon de Provence, France - A recent discovery in the attic of an old chateau yielded additions to the legendary prophesies of Michel de Nostradame, popularly known as Nostradamus. Professor Yves de Shrimpone held a news conference yesterday at Ins...
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Funny story:  Anti-Immigration Group's Newest Idea:  Send the Statue of Liberty Back to France!

Anti-Immigration Group's Newest Idea: Send the Statue of Liberty Back to France!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - FAIR, the Fathers for American Immigration Reform, announced today that they are lobbying Congress to return the Statue of Liberty to France. The Statue of Liberty Enlightening the World was a gift from France and since its dedi...
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Funny story:  Eiffel Tower Graffiti Blamed On The Taliban

Eiffel Tower Graffiti Blamed On The Taliban

PARIS - French authorities are investigating one of the worst cases of graffiti they have ever seen. France's national news agency Le News is reporting that the graffiti is definitely the work of the terrorist organization known as The Taliban.
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Funny story:  Sochi, Russia To Get Hit By A Record-Breaking Blizzard

Sochi, Russia To Get Hit By A Record-Breaking Blizzard

SOCHI, Russia - Russian meteorologists are predicting that Sochi will get hit with the worst blizzard in 51 years. Weathermen are reporting that the temperatures will fall down to minus 73 degrees F. The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has...
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Funny story:  First "Man Cave" Found in Southern France

First "Man Cave" Found in Southern France

While they are all the rage amongst "He Men" nowadays, the first ever Man Cave was unearthed this month near Lyon-de-terre, France. The crew broke through an ancient wall exposing an undisturbed setting from 12,000 years ago. The excavators marve...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un States He Is Not Bipolar and Neither Is He

Kim Jong Un States He Is Not Bipolar and Neither Is He

PARIS - France's Le News Agency is reporting that North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un is furious at an article that he read in the American supermarket tabloid Just Saying. GiGi de Maupassant with Le News Agency stated that the report pointed out that...
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Funny story:  North Korea Issues A Warning To France

North Korea Issues A Warning To France

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea has just printed a message that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has sent to the French government. It has been brought to Kim Jong Un's attention that there are three come...
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Funny story:  Ultra-Orthodox Rabbis Promote Animal Cruelty to Protect Religious "Rights"

Ultra-Orthodox Rabbis Promote Animal Cruelty to Protect Religious "Rights"

Chabbad-linked Rabbi Yirmiyahu Menachem Cohen, head of the rabbinical court in Paris, wrote a letter to Israeli Minister of Agriculture Yair Shamir, in which he stated that legislation in Israel to ban the import of the delicacy fois gras, the fatted...
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Funny story:  Using prostitutes compulsory in proposed new French regulations

Using prostitutes compulsory in proposed new French regulations

In the light of France's proposed legislation to outlaw the payment of money to "Working girls" the Can-Can Union which represents prostitutes in the Paris region have offered to provide reasonable basic services for free. A new stipulation, ho...
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Funny story:  France Is Contemplating Putting The World Famous Eiffel Tower On The Market

France Is Contemplating Putting The World Famous Eiffel Tower On The Market

PARIS - The French government has reported that its financial situation is almost getting as bad as America's. A high ranking official stated that there has been talk coming out of President Francois Hollande's office that one way to quickly raise...
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Funny story:  Senator John McCain Says We Should Hire France To Attack Syria

Senator John McCain Says We Should Hire France To Attack Syria

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain, [R-Arizona] catches a lot of flack due to some of the off-the-wall comments he makes, but once in a while Johnny Boy, as Vice-President Biden calls him, manages to come up with a gem. Senator McCain was bein...
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