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Funny story: Highly Trained Attack Moths Fail to Prevent UEFA Upset Victory by Portugal

Highly Trained Attack Moths Fail to Prevent UEFA Upset Victory by Portugal

Despite France's attempts to use trained attack moths to increase their advantage against the underdog Portugal in the 2016 UEFA Euro Final, Portugal stole a surprising 1-0 victory against all odds. It has been speculated that the move to employ the...
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Funny story: English Thug Punches Bag of Crisps at Euro 2016

English Thug Punches Bag of Crisps at Euro 2016

Following substantial unrest in Marseille and Lille, the scourge of English football hooliganism has reared its ugly head again in the city of Arras, Pas De Calais. The unsavoury incident occurred at approximately 11:15am in the central Leader Pri...
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Funny story: Nazi Technology under Consideration for Modern Application

Nazi Technology under Consideration for Modern Application

PARIS - In response to the atrocities which unfolded in Paris this weekend, the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) have deployed UN sanctioned engineers to Oswiecim, Poland, to conduct analysis on the functional...
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Funny story: France To Build Bridge to the UK

France To Build Bridge to the UK

The French Government in a gesture of friendship for Britain are to construct an enormous bridge between Calais and Dover. Ironically it is expected that the massive construction will be in place before Britain votes to leave the European communit...
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Funny story: Don't Fence me in.

Don't Fence me in.

Due to the current debacle at Calais, France wherein thousands of deadbeats are attempting to get to the UK in order to reach Sports Direct outlets to replenish their trainers and sportswear, lacklustre Prime Minister, Do-nothing-Dave has had to hast...
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Funny story: Fashion Icon First To Be Jailed In Underweight-Gate!

Fashion Icon First To Be Jailed In Underweight-Gate!

Giovanni Testarossa, 59, was the first, in what is likely to be many jailed fashion moguls-thrown into a Parisian dungeon for hiring underweight models. On Friday, April 2nd, The French Ministry set into affect new harsh penalties for hiring fashi...
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Funny story: French Environmentalists and Politicians Demand Cleaner-Burning Cars

French Environmentalists and Politicians Demand Cleaner-Burning Cars

After nearly a thousand cars were torched by French party animals celebrating the New Year, the country's environmentalists and politicians are demanding change. Addressing reporters on the Champs Elysee, environment minister Otto LaFlamme pointed...
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Funny story: American Students Sent Home from France in Disgrace

American Students Sent Home from France in Disgrace

Fourteen undergraduates from a college in New York U.S. are currently getting psychological counselling after a return visit from France. The students were hand picked to travel to the Ecole des Roches in Normandy France, for six weeks, in order to l...
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Funny story: French Lab Loses Deadly Virus!

French Lab Loses Deadly Virus!

The lab in Texas that lost vials of virus last year now have company. A French lab has lost more than 3,000 vials containing fragments of the deadly SARS virus, which killed nearly a thousand people ten years ago in a worldwide epidemic. The Pa...
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Funny story: George Foreman Says Ben Franklin Helped Him Become Wealthy

George Foreman Says Ben Franklin Helped Him Become Wealthy

Benjamin Franklin has been credited as being the inventor of the bifocals, the lightning rod, the odometer, the $100 bill, and the Franklin Stove. But hardly anyone knows that the kite-flying chubster also invented the Franklin Grill, which hundreds...
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Funny story: French Government Grants 10M Euros To Study Why Water Is Clear

French Government Grants 10M Euros To Study Why Water Is Clear

Paris (Roto Rooters) - The French government has provided 10M Euros (almost $14M U.S. dollars) to Aix-Marseille University Faculty of Sciences to conduct a study to determine why water is clear. An additional 7.5M Euros was granted to conduct a simil...
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Funny story: Ex French President on hard times

Ex French President on hard times

Nantes, France. Former French President, Nicholas Sarkozy, has suffered some setbacks since he lost the Presidential election two years ago. Friends of the ex leader say that he has been forced to sell his chateau in the south of France and also reli...
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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Buys A French Destroyer

Al-Qaeda Buys A French Destroyer

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States CIA has just learned from a source within Al-Qaeda that the terrorist group has just purchased a 27-year-old destroyer. The information was texted to a CIA receptionist and was traced back to a Fasheen Kazdeli...
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Funny story: Irony In French

Irony In French

It was a dark day for democracy last Saturday when that great, glowing bastion of peace, freedom and French fancying Quebec, called in the riot squad on a group of peaceful protesters. Making matters worse is the fact that the group in question w...
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Funny story: The English Channel's Water Level Is Going Down

The English Channel's Water Level Is Going Down

NEW YORK CITY - U.S. oceanic scientists are reporting that the English Channel is losing about 9 gallons of seawater per year. They stressed that although there is no need for concern at the present time, weather experts are keeping a close eye on...
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Funny story: President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has expressed his extreme displeasure towards the government of France for an irresponsible act in regards to the rogue nation of North Korea. The president speaking before the White House Press Corps seve...
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Funny story: Newly Discovered Predictions of Nostradamus are Startlingly Specific

Newly Discovered Predictions of Nostradamus are Startlingly Specific

Salon de Provence, France - A recent discovery in the attic of an old chateau yielded additions to the legendary prophesies of Michel de Nostradame, popularly known as Nostradamus. Professor Yves de Shrimpone held a news conference yesterday at Ins...
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Funny story: Anti-Immigration Group's Newest Idea: Send the Statue of Liberty Back to France!

Anti-Immigration Group's Newest Idea: Send the Statue of Liberty Back to France!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - FAIR, the Fathers for American Immigration Reform, announced today that they are lobbying Congress to return the Statue of Liberty to France. The Statue of Liberty Enlightening the World was a gift from France and since its dedi...
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