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Funny story:  Whale gas could heat homes in two years

Whale gas could heat homes in two years

Britain's poorest homes could be using whale gas extracted by brave fisherman within two years. The technique, which has been blamed for causing minor tsunami, earthquakes and blow-backs around Blackpool, remains controversial. The biggest whal...
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Funny story:  Residents Getting Fracked Off

Residents Getting Fracked Off

Shale gas extraction through fracking has caused a lot of concern for residents in areas where drilling for shale gas has been given the go-ahead. Freckleton, a village on The Fylde near Preston in Lancashire has been the latest victim of Cuadrill...
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Funny story:  Space firm reveals plans to mine hemorrhoids

Space firm reveals plans to mine hemorrhoids

Washington - A US space company is planning to carpet-bomb a deep space anomaly known as the Arsehole of the Universe. The alien swelling is located somewhere inside a massive black hole on a Brown Dwarf close to the constellation of Taurus the Bu...
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Funny story:  Whiff of 'Drill, Baby, Drill' in House of Lords departure lounge bar

Whiff of 'Drill, Baby, Drill' in House of Lords departure lounge bar

London - Jolly oligarchs everywhere are betting on a boom in UK shale gas extraction amid an unprecedented mass exodus of members of the House of Lords for 'up yours, Clegg and Cameron' jobs in the 'City'. Prime Minister David Cameron initially ex...
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Funny story:  Frick Fingers Fracking For 4 Hour Erection

Frick Fingers Fracking For 4 Hour Erection

BILLINGSGATE POST - Frank Frick of Odessa, Texas, an oil-rig worker, claims that his work as a pipe fitter on a fracking drilling rig caused him an embarrassing 4 hour erection that required him to be air-lifted to an emergency center. Frick, who...
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Funny story:  Frickin' frackin' hell:  plot to exhume Jane Fonda

Frickin' frackin' hell: plot to exhume Jane Fonda

Glendale, California - Cemetery officials have applied to move the dual Oscar winning actress' remains from Glendale's famous Forest Lawn Mammorial Park. An exhumation order sought from the Glendale C**nty Morgue Chief Coroner is backed by Big Oil...
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Funny story:  Fracking Hell! Oil Be Buggered!

Fracking Hell! Oil Be Buggered!

A new cheap and relatively simple form of energy is about to take the UK by storm. Called "fracking", it has been described as the equivalent of "pissing the poo stains off the fossil fuel urinal of Earth". Fracking involves inserting a hose into...
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Funny story:  Boost For T Shirt Industry As "Fracking" Eclipses FCUK As Must Have Logo

Boost For T Shirt Industry As "Fracking" Eclipses FCUK As Must Have Logo

The British T Shirt industry has received a much needed boost, since the government gave the go ahead for "fracking" to begin in parts of the UK. Fracking, which is a method of extracting gas from shale deposits, now also doubles as a new swear w...
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Funny story:  What The Frack Is Going On? Top Environmentalists Are Pushing For Fracking Around Los Angeles?

What The Frack Is Going On? Top Environmentalists Are Pushing For Fracking Around Los Angeles?

A strange new development has occurred in the continued battle behind the oil industry and environmentalists over the use of fracking. Fracking, for those unfamiliar with the term, is the new art of pumping chemical laden water back into an undergrou...
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Funny story:  Leprechauns' gas fracking blamed for Irish quake

Leprechauns' gas fracking blamed for Irish quake

Co Mayo, Eire - Irish Seismological Survey sources said today they've received reports blaming the Wee People's fracking activities for yesterday's 4-magnitude rattler. The tremor struck some 23km south-south-east off the Corrib Gas Field operated...
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Funny story:  "Frack you America!" states oil and gas industry

"Frack you America!" states oil and gas industry

The American Petroleum Institute issued a statement this morning announcing the intent of its members to, "Frack you America!" While the statement seemed bold and aggressive, the API went on to state it had the backing of one hundred percent of i...
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Funny story:  Britain on tsunami alert ahead of Sunday's full moon

Britain on tsunami alert ahead of Sunday's full moon

London - Just one small fracking-related tremor could push the UK's volatile flood waters into tsunami mode No 10 Drowning Street warned today. Sunday's powerful Scorpio fool moon reacting badly with underground methane deposits is all it would ta...
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Funny story:  Enough natural gas under Kew Gardens to power 1,000 power stations

Enough natural gas under Kew Gardens to power 1,000 power stations

London - "It's a weird pong, like," head groundsman Alfie Gribbles said today describing Kew's pungent whiff, "a bit like sunshine on freshly deposited horse manure. "Never realised it's worth squillions if only we could get the fracking licence."...
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Funny story:  What It Is To Be Fracked Off

What It Is To Be Fracked Off

Studies have revealed that hydraulic fracturing of rocks underground for shale gas otherwise known as 'fracking' could be responsible not just for minor earthquakes close to where the fracking goes on such as what happened earlier this year near Blac...
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