Today on the afternoon idiot circle, Eric Bolling, went off on one of his most incredulous rants while at the same time ogling Kimberly Guilfoyle. It was at this time that Bob Beckel noticed smoke coming from the seat of Bolling's chair. Not sure...
HUMPTULIPS, Washington - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into the town where pencils were reportedly first invented.
He spoke before a crowd that had gathered in the front yard of local styrofoam cup mogul Wilco...
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Long time ago, I, like Beverly Hills stars, used to jog along the streets, before sunrise. But had to give it up, as the police repeatedly arrested me on various charges: lunacy, burglary, foreign agent sympathizer, informer etc. Since my jumping suit has no rear pocket for a wallet, I coul...
London - An extremely rare black fox mown down last month in a Bassingbourn, Cambridgeshire hit-n-run may have a secret twin sibling in North West London according to reports.
"Damn beast's got an evil doppelganger," St John's Wood resident Major...
With a searchable internet headline that read, "Long Wait Over, Toms Savors Win at Colon", Fox Sports and/or its news feed partners must have been sleeping, careless or just stupid when posting the headline, taking some of the sweetness of the win aw...
The quick brown fox resigned today in protest and said that he has no intention of jumping over any more lazy dogs.
From his home in the woods behind Farmer Brown's chicken coop, Barney J. Fox said "I've been doing this for over 75 years without...
Many folks these days are calling Charlie Sheen crazy and with good cause. But there are a few folks keeping an eye on Sheen. Some say he's crazy alright, crazy like a fox.
The latest conspiracy theory out there is that all the nutty things Sheen...
London - (Meow Meow): A piercing scream from the nursery sent Samantha Cameron rushing upstairs this afternoon.
Lying in her little cot distraught baby Florence was yelling blue murder as new arrival Larry the Cat sauntered gracefully from the roo...
A bizarre plot has been uncovered that is sending chills down the spines of many liberals, free thinkers and political independents.
A leaked memo from the highest levels of FOX News to leaders of the top ultra conservative movements reveals that...
In the wake of mounting terrorist attacks by Foxes, the Government has today brought in new emergency legislation to ban entertainment that glorify Foxes and other dangerous vermin. Amongst the titles banned are the film and book "Fantastic Mr Fox" a...
In the latest of incidents showing just how bad those nasty Foxes are, a young single mum has recounted the horrifying story of how her daughter was molested by a Fox in their $70,000 flat in East London.
"I was downstairs watching Big Brother whe...
After the Mayor of London Boris Johnson asked local councils to focus their attention on destroying foxes in the aftermath of the North London twin babies attack, a fox from South London has hit back demanding a cull of Boris Johnsons.
The fox, wh...
A group of radical, extremist foxes is on the prowl. Tired of seeing their brothers and sisters torn to pieces in the name of sport, they are hitting back to the relief of the media on a bad news day.
Two groups of militant foxes are known. The mo...
A crazed fox has run rampage in North London killing 12 before taking it's own life by throwing itself in front of a bus.
The fox began its killing spree by murdering its own twin brother before ripping the head of an owl. It then savaged a badger...
New York, NY - Fox's John Stossel is the latest in a line of Libertarians stepping up to the plate and saying they want to see a repeal of the Civil Rights Act. Stossel's comments comes on the heels of interviews given by Rand Paul, the GOP candidat...
A former Fox News employee is threatening to file a lawsuit in New York District Court against News Corp, the parent company of Fox News Channel, and Fox News President, Roger Ailes, claiming that she was wrongfully terminated when she told the HR ma...
Austin, TX SEP Yesterday, when a plane crashed into a building in Austin, CNN grabbed the spotlight and the reporter tried to lead the person he was interviewing into a 9/11 scenario. "What did that remind you of? Did that remind you of anything?"...
NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of the Fox Network's home office says that two American Idol cast-offs, known as The Dallas Dominatrix and Bikini Boy, have been offered their own reality show.
Erica Rhodes, aka The Dallas Dominatrix, stated that s...