My name's Forrest. Forrest Trump. My momma always told me, life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get. For me, grabbing pussy is like a box of chocolates, because you always end up with sticky fingers.
I always knew what I was going to get. You see, my poppa was a multi-millionaire. I knew I would inherit that one day, so I never worried about getting a job or doing...
Thirty three year old lunch truck proprietor Robert Hensley is jogging his way across Britain.
He has been on the road for ten weeks now and has almost clocked up an impressive five hundred miles.
The runner from Poole in England's South is...
Forrest Grump has been called the worlds grumpiest person as he is more pissed off than anyone else on the planet about the state of the World.
He is fed up with reports of Wars, Imperialism, Monarchies, Race Hatred, Religious Indoctrination, Secr...
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