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Funny story: The UK Foreign Office issues new guidelines for evacuation

The UK Foreign Office issues new guidelines for evacuation

Mr William Hague has issued a new directive after the evacuation fiasco of the UK nationals from Tony Blair's friend Gadaffi anarchic state. In a brief statement Hague stated the new criteria to be rescued from a country if British Citizens were in d...
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Funny story: UK Government Employs Morons Shock

UK Government Employs Morons Shock

Following the news that Foreign Office computers have recently suffered an infection of the Zeus Trojan, it has emerged that the UK Government is currently employing people stupid enough to click on links found in unsolicited emails. "Some of the...
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Funny story: Chinese Virus Attack on Foreign Office was Zumziblatoo-F

Chinese Virus Attack on Foreign Office was Zumziblatoo-F

In a press conference in Munich today, William Hague told reporters that the Foreign Office repelled an attack last month from "a hostile state intelligence agency". The virus used in the attack has now been identified as variant F of the infamous Z...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Gets Hands-On In Egyptian Crisis

Barack Obama Gets Hands-On In Egyptian Crisis

President Obama shocked the World and the American Nation today with this unprecedented announcement during a live press briefing from the White House. The US President made the following statement: "My fellow Americans. Today is a very import...
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Funny story: British Relations With Germany Under Strain Due To Erroneous Emoticon :-s

British Relations With Germany Under Strain Due To Erroneous Emoticon :-s

Having pissed off the majority of the UK, Prime Minister David Cameron has now taken to annoying people on the continent. His actions have now caused political relations between Great Britain and Germany to plummet to new lows after a seemingly erro...
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Funny story: Pope Slams Foreign Office

Pope Slams Foreign Office

Pope Benedict XVI has attacked the Foreign Office as an "outdated institution, with ideas belonging to the middle ages". The news comes ahead of the Pope's visit to the UK, where he will promote his own brand of condoms. 'Vatican Gold' are advertised...
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Funny story: Britain's Foreign Office Kisses the Vatican's Ass, Again

Britain's Foreign Office Kisses the Vatican's Ass, Again

Britain's Foreign Office has apologized for a "foolish" document which suggested the Pope's UK visit could be marked by the launch of "Benedict-branded" condoms. Called "The ideal visit would see...", the paper suggested the Pope be invited to op...
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Funny story: Foreign Office denies travel advice fix over Minister's holiday

Foreign Office denies travel advice fix over Minister's holiday

Foreign Secretary David Miliband has found himself at the centre of a political storm after eagle-eyed journalists spotted that travel advice for tourists visiting Grenada was allegedly altered to coincide with his planned family holiday to the islan...
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Funny story: Milliband Announces Radical New Foreign Policy

Milliband Announces Radical New Foreign Policy

Foreign Secretary David Millipede has announced a radical shakeup of international policy, following a recent conversation with James Naughtie on the 'Today' programme. Announcing the new policy, Mr Millipede said that the new approach signified '...
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Funny story: Brainiest Girl in the UK makes more money working as a Prostitute than working for the Foreign Office

Brainiest Girl in the UK makes more money working as a Prostitute than working for the Foreign Office

TV reporter Norma Snockers has announced that "Child prodigy Suri Cantgetanuff who went to Cambridge University at the age of 10 is now making a fortune earning £20,000 per week as a Prostitute."...
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Funny story: Foreign Office to Relocate

Foreign Office to Relocate

The Foreign Office is to relocate to Milton Keynes. A secret document, known only to myself and several million "Mail On Sunday" readers outlines the plans.
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