In a shock announcement today, a previously unknown scientist is a surprise late addition to the New Year's Honours list, receiving an OBE for services to the nation.
Paul Montgomery, 31, from Pewsey, revealed he had fitted snow tyres to his car...
March 21st - April 19th
Your must win at any cost attitude must be kerbed this September, for the sake of the less violent people around you, and to help prevent the high risk levels from the 4th to the 11th, of your making yourself look a bigger prat than usual. Especially if fail to think before talking!
Your silent but deadly passing of wind, will reach new heights around the 14th,...
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