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Roger Goodell Steps Down; Interim Commissioner Ray Lewis to Let Ray Rice Play on Sunday

Funny story: Roger Goodell Steps Down; Interim Commissioner Ray Lewis to Let Ray Rice Play on Sunday

In a move that surprised no one but the world's biggest misogynists, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell resigned from his duties on Thursday afternoon. In a hastily called press conference, a tearful Goodell said he no longer felt he could make the b...

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English Soccer Player Admits He Is Straight

Funny story: English Soccer Player Admits He Is Straight

Sam Hall, a former English soccer star, revealed Thursday that he is straight, becoming the most high-profile soccer star to do so to date. The 33-year-old, who retired from the game in 2011, told English newspaper The Daily Lie that he wants to f...

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Peyton Manning: I Owed Indianapolis That One!

Funny story: Peyton Manning: I Owed Indianapolis That One!

Was Peyton Manning actually indicating that he helped the Colts beat his new team, the Denver Broncos Sunday? "Of course not", stated a spokesman for the Broncos. "Peyton wouldn't do that. He's too competitive. It was a joke or something." On t...

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Confusion as Manchester United fan reveals he lives in Manchester

Funny story: Confusion as Manchester United fan reveals he lives in Manchester

The football world was thrown into turmoil for the second time in a week today when a Manchester United fan called a radio phone-in to discuss the clubs bad run of form. After the Roy Hodgson front page 'space monkey' story earlier in the week, ma...

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Manchester United concede Premier League title to set sight on Europa League

Funny story: Manchester United concede Premier League title to set sight on Europa League

Insiders at Manchester United have secretly conceded the Premier League title for this season - after just eight games. Following defeats to Liverpool at Anfield, West Brom at Old Trafford, and a disappointing home draw with Southampton, United dr...

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Jose Mourinho considers quitting Chelsea to sit in stand and watch Chelsea

Funny story: Jose Mourinho considers quitting Chelsea to sit in stand and watch Chelsea

Jose Mourinho is seriously considering jacking in the job as Chelsea boss to sit in the stands permanently and watch the team. Mourinho was 'sent to the stands' for arguing with the referee over the away teams time-wasting during Saturdays 4-1 win...

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Roy Hodgson to take stand-up comedy lessons before World Cup Finals

Funny story: Roy Hodgson to take stand-up comedy lessons before World Cup Finals

Following the 'space monkey' gag that backfired at half-time in the vital England v Poland world cup qualifying gig, under pressure gaffer Woy, sorry Roy Hodgson is considering a comedy class to get him match fit for the World Cup in Brazil. The F...

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Russell Brand reveals past as West Ham football fanzine editor

Funny story: Russell Brand reveals past as West Ham football fanzine editor

Film star, comedian and former 'shagger of the year' Russell Brand has revealed he used to write, print and sell his own West Ham fanzine in the 1990s. In an interview to plug his 'Messiah Complex' tour, the question of his love of the Hammers was...

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New Manchester United boss David Moyes and his problem with the 'F' word

Funny story: New Manchester United boss David Moyes and his problem with the 'F' word

Following another disappointing result at Old Trafford - the 1-1 draw with Southampton which left United eight points behind leaders Arsenal - new gaffer David Moyes has decided to stop mentioning the 'F' word. After the red devils failed to win a...

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Transfer Window: Jimmy Greaves comes out of retirement

Funny story: Transfer Window: Jimmy Greaves comes out of retirement

78 year old former England, Milan, West Ham, Chelsea and Tottenham player has announced he is coming out of retirement. The east-ender, most famous for missing the 1966 world cup final, alcoholism problems and his tv programme with Ian St John, to...

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Man United target replacement for Wayne Rooney

Funny story: Man United target replacement for Wayne Rooney

Manchester United boss David Moyes is planning ahead to the next transfer window and has targeted a replacement for Wayne Rooney in the shape of David Mooney. Mooney plays for Leyton Orient, so far top of League One with five wins from five. Moone...

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Harry Redknapp rushed to hospital in transfer window 'slam shut' drama

Funny story: Harry Redknapp rushed to hospital in transfer window 'slam shut' drama

Former Premier League (i.e. important) manager Harry Redknapp was rushed to hospital last night in a transfer deadline day drama. As the trasnfer window 'slammed shut' Harry's car window slammed shut and almost beheaded him. Harry 'Crusty-face'...

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Delay to Gareth Bale Real Madrid transfer explained

Funny story: Delay to Gareth Bale Real Madrid transfer explained

With one day to go before the transfer window slammed shut, the longest running transfer speculation (since Ronaldo joined Real Madrid)has been completed. After the press conference, a source close to Gareth Bale revealed to Sly Sports why the transf...

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Real Madrid recoup transfer fee for Gareth Bale in one day

Funny story: Real Madrid recoup transfer fee for Gareth Bale in one day

Real Madrid has sensationally recouped all the £85million outlay on Welsh wonder Gareth Bale in less than 24 hours. The canny Galacticos have charged 85,000 fans 500 euros to witness the press conference at the Bernabeu welcoming Bale. Each fan wi...

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Roy Hodgson refused free ticket for Liverpool v Manchester United

Funny story: Roy Hodgson refused free ticket for Liverpool v Manchester United

England coach Roy Hodgson was 'fuming' last night after being refused a complimentary ticket to the Super Sunday Liverpool v Man United Premier League clash at Anfield. Hodgson, who was Liverpool coach only two years ago, was refused a gratis tick...

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Arsene Wenger spotted with chequebook out

Funny story: Arsene Wenger spotted with chequebook out

The news that we've been waiting all summer for finally happened last night. Not the birth of Royal baby George, or Gareth Bale joining Madrid, but at 8.34pm in the 'Going Loco-local' supermarket on Holloway High St, under fire Arsenal manager Arsene...

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Jose Mourinho updates his status once more

Funny story: Jose Mourinho updates his status once more

Jose Mourinho has rebranded himself again, following his return to Chelsea and Stamford Bridge for the first time since his acrimonious sacking by Roman Abramovitch in 2007. During his first spell, he told journalists he was the 'special one'. At...

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Paulo Di Canio looks to sign right winger

Funny story: Paulo Di Canio looks to sign right winger

Sunderland boss Paolo Di Canio has revealed to sources that he urgently needs to sign a right-winger before the transfer window closes. DI Canio joined the mackems on April 1st last season, replacing Martin O'Neill, who left the club to spend more...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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