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Funny story:  Man City fan snubs £62 Arsenal ticket to feed family for a week

Man City fan snubs £62 Arsenal ticket to feed family for a week

A disgruntled Manchester City fan today proudly announced his family will 'eat like royalty for a week' after he decided not to pay the outrageous price of £62 to watch 90 minutes of football at the Emirates Stadium in 'that there London'. Manches...
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Funny story:  Shebby Singh explains 'Global Advisor' role at Blackburn Rovers

Shebby Singh explains 'Global Advisor' role at Blackburn Rovers

Blackburn Rovers Global Advisor Shebby Singh broke his silence today to explain what his job title actually means. Speaking to Robbie Savage on BBC radio phone-in 606 (nicknamed moan-o-moan in the football industry) he finally revealed the answer...
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Funny story:  Theo Walcott to buy new house 'in the centre of the street'

Theo Walcott to buy new house 'in the centre of the street'

As the transfer window reopens on January 1st and the future of Theo Walcott at Arsenal still undecided, the saga took a development today when Theo put his house in Hertfordshire up for sale. Speculation mounted that Walcott was going to live in...
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Funny story:  Gareth Bale to be fitted with stabilisers to stop him falling over

Gareth Bale to be fitted with stabilisers to stop him falling over

Tottenham Hotspur boss Andre Villain-Boas (AVB) has given Gareth Bale a belated Christmas present in the form of a pair of stabilisers that will stop him falling over in crucial Premier League soccer matches. Welsh wizard bale was booked in the 2-...
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Funny story:  Aston Villa fans praise rapid improvement of team

Aston Villa fans praise rapid improvement of team

Fans of Birmingham's biggest professional soccer club today praised the teams massive '100% improvement over the Christmas holiday period. Following a zero-eight setback against European Champions Chelsea, the London based Russian financed team fr...
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Funny story:  Rafa Benitez contract as Chelsea boss cancelled

Rafa Benitez contract as Chelsea boss cancelled

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch moved fast this afternoon to bring the 3 match, 11 day Rafa Benitez love affair with the Chelsea fans to an end. Following a shock 3-1 defeat to West Ham United in East London, the Russian ugly - sorry oligarch - as...
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Funny story:  Zlatan Ibrahimovitch could still play for England

Zlatan Ibrahimovitch could still play for England

Football Association officials were keeping positive today when they announced that Swedish flavour of the month Zlatan Ibrahimovitch could still qualify to play for England, despite scoring four times against the Three Lions in an international frie...
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Funny story:  Rafa Benitez guarantees Chelsea top four finish

Rafa Benitez guarantees Chelsea top four finish

Rafa Benitez was appointed interim Chelsea manager today following the dramatic sacking of Roberto De Matteo, who in six months as manager had won the FA Cup and Champions League double, but was replaced after a poor run which saw defeats to Manchest...
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Funny story:  Theo Walcott 'wants hat to store his match-balls'

Theo Walcott 'wants hat to store his match-balls'

Theo Walcott and his agent are to meet with Arsenal officials this week to discuss a new contract, and rather than asking for more money, they will demand a brand new hat - for Walcott to place his match-balls in. Walcott scored three times - a ha...
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Funny story:  Major row at Arsenal AGM over the charging of £13.90 for a portion of fish and chips!

Major row at Arsenal AGM over the charging of £13.90 for a portion of fish and chips!

Emirates Stadium, North London: Last night at the Arsenal AGM (25th Oct 2012), there were feisty discussions on whether a trophy less Arsenal, had the right to charge £13.90 for a portion of fish and chips! Arsenal owner Stan Kroenke who was insi...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip October 2012 - Edgar Davids Special

Football Gossip October 2012 - Edgar Davids Special

Former Dutch international Edgar Davids has joined the football leagues bottom club, North London Barnet. The leagues bottom club? Has he been on the 'herbal cigarettes'? Has he confused his local football club with his local hairdressers... The club announced Davids joined the struggling League Two outfit because they were his local club. Well it beats commuting on the Northern Line every mo...
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Funny story:  Southampton to be relegated by Halloween claims local man

Southampton to be relegated by Halloween claims local man

Southampton were tipped to be the first team to be 'mathematically relegated by Hallowen' last night as the Saints struggled to pick up a point in a tough opening month. Local man Mark Le Tissueface told local paper 'The News' the 'Adkins diet' wasn'...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 18th September 2012

Football Gossip & comments 18th September 2012

Ace Michael Owen nets thief after watching raid on CCTV Full Story: The Sun He's got used to watching the action sitting down after being on the bench at Man United for so long... Felippe 'Big Phil' Scolari wants to return to manage in England after getting the push from Palmeires.... Full Story: Talksport Big Phil looking for a big job, I suggest he watches this space at West Ham to replac...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 15th September 2012

Football Gossip & comments 15th September 2012

Emile Heskey is wanted by Conference side Macclesfield, who believe the former Aston Villa, Liverpool and England striker, can fire them back into the Football League. Full story: Daily Mirror Found his level? Former Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp, 65, says he still as passionate about the game now as he was 20 years ago. "Get me and Fergie together and we'll be talking about the good job M...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 16th September 2012

Football Gossip & comments 16th September 2012

Anton Ferdinand is considering taking a civil action against John Terry should the Chelsea defender escape serious punishment from the forthcoming FA inquiry into his alleged racial abuse. Full story: Sunday Telegraph Apparently the case is a week Tuesday. As Ferdinand left the pitch he shouted to Terry "Oiii , C U Next Tuesday" Reading skipper Jobi McAnuff, 30, has called for football's top...
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Funny story:  Hodgson to recall top goalscorer for San Marino clash after Gerrard sending off v Ukraine

Hodgson to recall top goalscorer for San Marino clash after Gerrard sending off v Ukraine

A frustated Roy Hodgson promised changes after England failed to beat Ukraine at Wembley as the countries footballers burst the sporting bubble that had filled the country with pride over the last six weeks. England drew 1-1 on the night with Euro...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip - WORLD CUP QUALIFYING September 2012

Football Gossip - WORLD CUP QUALIFYING September 2012

Moldova 0 England 5 Moldova were rolled over by The Three Lions. Two goals from Frank Lampard, one from Jermaine Defoe and first international strikes from James Milner and Leighton Baines. I think even Leyton Orient might have scored against Moldova. Scotland 0 Serbia 0 Manager Craig Levein told the press conference he believed that his team could win all 10 qualifying games. He was wrong.
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Funny story:  Football Gossip - League One Special 8th September 2012

Football Gossip - League One Special 8th September 2012

Swindon Town 0 Leyton Orient 1 The O's end the 23 home match unbeaten run of Swindon. I imagine Paulo Di Canio has promised to sack all of the players and make them train in their undies on one of the towns many roundabouts unless they apologize and write 100 lines 'I MUST DO BETTER' Crewe Alexandra 0 Tranmere Rovers 0 The first goalless draw at Gresty Road in over a year saw Tranmere drop t...
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