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San Francisco QB Kaepernick Controversy Goes Viral

Funny story: San Francisco QB Kaepernick Controversy Goes Viral

The Department of Defense has spent at least $6 million to many NFL teams in exchange for their various salutes to service people and involvement in other military promotions at games. It is part of a recruitment process the War Department says.

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NFL Has New Policy Against Cannabis Use

Funny story: NFL Has New Policy Against Cannabis Use

The NFL is now extensively testing players before football games for marijuana usage. This is a recent policy change. National Footbal League Commissioner Roger Goodell gave an explanation. "The problem with Cannabis is that it is a 'peace" induc...

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Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Defends NFL

Funny story: Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Defends NFL

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has given an impassioned defense of football at a Dallas news conference. In his opening statement he said that the NFL had more than 200 unique million viewers last season. "Hundreds of thousands of them were po...

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England fans derided as 'Pussies'

Funny story: England fans derided as 'Pussies'

England fans have been labelled 'Pussies' by a senior footballing figure in the run up to their Euro 2012 opener v France The criticism comes after it was revealed that only 4,000 tickets to the Monday evening game had been sold and that the £40 f...

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Hull City And Millwall Fans Renew Old Acquaintances

Funny story: Hull City And Millwall Fans Renew Old Acquaintances

There was an air of camaraderie at the KC Stadium today, as supporters of Hull City and Millwall, so long apart due to the latter's lowly status, renewed their old acquaintances, like only old friends can. The two sets of 'football fans' have a lo...

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England Pays Tribute To Its Football Hooligan Heroes

Funny story: England Pays Tribute To Its Football Hooligan Heroes

Ceremonies have taken place across England to remember its hooligans that lost their freedom in matches across vast areas of Europe. Neds and yobbos from as far apart as Coventry, Exeter and Liverpool gathered at the centre of hooliganism in Londo...

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A Millwall Brick: How To Make One

Funny story: A Millwall Brick: How To Make One

When I talk to people about football, and the 'old days', the conversation invariably comes around to violence, or perceived violence, because, a lot of the time, it just never happened. Lots of running around, posturing, arm-waving and shouting, yes, but very little action on most occasions. When it did though, it could get quite hairy. If you were lucky, you were with someone else when it wen...

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Morrissey Arrested In Possession Of A Millwall Brick

Funny story: Morrissey Arrested In Possession Of A Millwall Brick

There was real controversy after the League One game between Millwall and Leeds United at the New Den this afternoon, when ex-Smiths frontman, Steven Morrissey was arrested by police officers in Los Angeles for carrying a Millwall Brick. Morrissey...

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Kevin Keegan Secures New Post Holding Joey Barton's Coat

Funny story: Kevin Keegan Secures New Post Holding Joey Barton's Coat

There was better news today for the ex-Toon hero Kevin Keegan when, after having resigned from the Newcastle United manager's job last week, he was offered a new job: Holding Joey Barton's Coat. Barton, still a player at United, albeit with a six-...

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Man Utd And Man City Fans Fighting In The Streets Over Berbatov

Funny story: Man Utd And Man City Fans Fighting In The Streets Over Berbatov

Greater Manchester Police have declared a State of Emergency in the city centre tonight, after fighting that broke out between rival Manchester United and Manchester City fans escalated into a full scale riot. The trouble started at a news stand n...

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Georgia Bulldogs in crisis; Uga leads onlookers in fight song

Funny story: Georgia Bulldogs in crisis; Uga leads onlookers in fight song

Auburn Tigers penetrated deep into Georgia territory from the second quarter onward in a complex game strategy loaded with historic conflict and a stadium of screaming fans as the world watches with bated breath, the honor of Georgia's fi...

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Football Hooligan Books Greatest Spoofs Ever

Funny story: Football Hooligan Books Greatest Spoofs Ever

Some of the greatest spoof novels in the world are the globally famous, printed in many languages, books of the football hooligan genre.

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