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Funny story: Tribal Warfare in Equitorial Guinea

Tribal Warfare in Equitorial Guinea

Newsflash: CIA HQ in Equitorial Guinea, somewhere in Africa! Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star footy reporter, Chief Daddy Longlegs-Chamberlain, observing the Africa Cup sent the following report! "A tribal war has just broke o...
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Funny story: Banana thrower cleared of racial abuse on grounds that he's been living under a rock for the last forty years

Banana thrower cleared of racial abuse on grounds that he's been living under a rock for the last forty years

A massive racist who had been caught on camera throwing bananas at a Premier League football player was cleared of all charges of racial abuse at Preston Crown Court yesterday after it was revealed that he'd been living under a rock since 1972. G...
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Funny story: Mario Balotelli proves he's Mafiosi and he's got the T-shirt to prove it!

Mario Balotelli proves he's Mafiosi and he's got the T-shirt to prove it!

Man city superstar Hooligan, Mario Balotelli, has always wanted to be a gangster and just to enhance his wishes he has decided to show-off his latest T-shirt depicting guns, blood, knives, etc. Balotelli is an amazing example of what footy stars a...
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Funny story: Leeds Utd Granny hooligirl gets arrested then banned!

Leeds Utd Granny hooligirl gets arrested then banned!

It could only happen to a Leeds Utd hooligirl/granny because they are the only team in the country that have them. Leeds Utd are renowned for their very dodgy Hooligan fraternity, they begin at the early age of 2 months and continue right up to re...
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Funny story: West Ham And Millwall Have A Jolly Good Evening Out Together

West Ham And Millwall Have A Jolly Good Evening Out Together

Many local residents feared the worst when West ham United and New Cross rivals Millwall, were drawn against each other. Both club's fans have a violent history and Metropolitan Police officers in full riot gear attended the fixture in large numbe...
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Funny story: Millwall Open Ticket Office On M1

Millwall Open Ticket Office On M1

Supporters of Millwall football club will be able to buy their away match tickets en route to their destination from this week, after the opening of a special ticket office on the M1 motorway. The decision to open the new facility comes as a resul...
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Funny story: Rome Police Geared Up For All English CL Final

Rome Police Geared Up For All English CL Final

Should Chelsea manage to beat Barcelona, thus setting up an all English final in Rome with Manchester United or Arsenal, Rome Police have said that they are well prepared to deal with a large influx of English soccer fans. Following violent scenes...
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Funny story: England Pays Tribute To Its Football Hooligan Heroes

England Pays Tribute To Its Football Hooligan Heroes

Ceremonies have taken place across England to remember its hooligans that lost their freedom in matches across vast areas of Europe. Neds and yobbos from as far apart as Coventry, Exeter and Liverpool gathered at the centre of hooliganism in Londo...
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Funny story: Kevin Keegan Secures New Post Holding Joey Barton's Coat

Kevin Keegan Secures New Post Holding Joey Barton's Coat

There was better news today for the ex-Toon hero Kevin Keegan when, after having resigned from the Newcastle United manager's job last week, he was offered a new job: Holding Joey Barton's Coat. Barton, still a player at United, albeit with a six-...
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Funny story: Football Hooligan Books Greatest Spoofs Ever

Football Hooligan Books Greatest Spoofs Ever

Some of the greatest spoof novels in the world are the globally famous, printed in many languages, books of the football hooligan genre.
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Funny story: Those little bits of string that ruin your clothes

Those little bits of string that ruin your clothes

Here we are, slap bang at the beginning of the twenty-first century and still at the lowest rung of the evolutionary ladder. What do I base that sleight on? Football hooligans? Night-life vomiters? No. I base it on the fact that we still have problems with our clothes unravelling. You know those maddening bits of loose string, elastic or wool that fly away from your clothes. The more you tr...
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